Create The Caption #243
Monday, July 14, 2008
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Last Friday's Winners....
"Tebow: "Paper covers rock! You gotta take your top off!
Erin: "Ha ha. Tim, we're not really playing that game, and my name isn't Amber."
- MikeT
"Tebow: Oh, Ha Ha Ha, another "jorts" joke. You are so witty."- G-Money
"Stop laughting, Erin. I'm serious. That cheerleader over there SWORE to me that this earring made me look cool."- Jeremiah
"And just when Tebow began to make his move, "Erin" removed her head, and it revealed Lee Corso ready with the cocoa oil."- SS Reporters
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Nelly and Skip Bayless? 
Daily Links:
Everything You Need To Know About The HR Derby (Fanhouse)
What Was Shea Stadium Famous For Again? (The Sports Hernia)
Marbury Is Officially Insane (Larry Brown Sports)
Never Say Goodbye To Brett Favre (Ryan Parker Songs)
Kickball Is Everywhere These Days (Steady Burn)
A Look Into The Sports Blogger Slump (LOCG)
ESPN Still Loves The Yankees (SS Reporters)
NBA Vets With Young Females (Uncoached)
Jose Canseco Saves The Day (Heavy)
42 Comments:
One ridiculous waste of oxygen who needs to be banished from American airwaves for the way he's used the English language.................and one rapper.
ESPN's forgotten "Who's Now?" first round matchup finally settle things back to back...
Hardcastle and McCormick have nothing on us. We're "back to back!"
After finding a decent replacement to Martin Lawrence, the producers of "Bad Boys 3: Even Badder" could only manage to replace Will Smith with Skip Bayless due to a limited budget.
Worst. Album. Ever.
Skip: Nelly, you were right. I was stompin' my Air Force Ones around Vanderbilt, you know, the school where I graduated and became the most successful and respected journalist in the history of the profession, and I scuffed em'. Ruined my whole night.
#1: Skip: Well, screw it. If he's not going to wear his bandaid anymore neither am I?
#2: Is this like Stephen Colberts picture with his black friend?
Does Bayless show this to Jalen Rose all the time?
mmmm.....buffalo stance
I can't do it......Too.......Easy...
Nelly and Dick Vermeil get ready to throw down in the octagon. Gus Johnson and Braylon Edwards will be calling the rough-'n-tumble action. There are no betting odds. The consensus prediction is both will concede simultaneously: Nelly to get to a celebrity hockey game and Vermeil to start crying.
Tonight's featured match in The Octagon: The Dummy vs. The Mummy!
Next time on Celebrity Boxing, Nelly takes on Danny Bonaduce
This is what the entrance to Hell looks like.
Not pictured: Nelly trying to calm down Skip, fresh off a 10-minute tirade on the poor officiating in "The Longest Yard"
All of a sudden, those Frank TV ads don't look that bad.
The LeVar Burton / Barry Manilow deathmatch is the surest sign that MMA has jumped the shark.
Nelly: I'm standing here with Skip Bayless...what the hell happened to my career?!?! Get my agent!!!!
Nelly: Man, I can actually hear his butt puckering up.
Skip: I can't believe I'm standing this close to a black guy.
St. Lunatic, Just a Lunatic
Back to back idiots
Nothing clever...just what a fucking faggot Gayless is. Him and all that trash from OKC. Fuck your mother in the ear.
So I tell Skip that Nelly is in the studio...and then this happened...
The 5 sign of Armageddon.
The Tag Team of stupidity in entertainment
It's gettin' lame in herre. . .
Bayless wanna shoot First and 10 with me,
Talk about Brett Favre and the Derby,
Oh why must he talk all day?
(HEEEEY! SKIP IS A DUMMY!)
And Jason Whitlock said an Emmitt Smiff, Jay Mariotti, Stu Scott MNF booth would be bad.....
We're gonna need a bigger band-aid.
One of these two guys is a rapper. Guess which one.
YES! Nelly and Mick Jagger are FINALLY making an album together!
Skippy celebrates the legalization of same-sex marriage......
How drunk did Dana Jacobsen get Nelly to get him to pose with Bayless?
New this Fall on ABC, America's favorite new action adventure show: "The Bad Ass and the Dumb Ass".
Nelly .... Skip Bayless
This summer in your typical Buddy Cop film with all sorts of wacky adventures
Next on 1st and 10. Nelly poses with a corpse.
Nelly and Skip pose for publicity photos of their two man off-broadway show: "Michael Jackson: Yesterday and Today"
I swear ya'll better be taking this picture quick...dis fool done went and touched me again.
Ebony and ivory do not make harmony...
In order to expand his fanbase, Nelly agreed to do a show with an old lesbian
Skip: You know, I loved you in the Longest Yard.
Nelly: Thanks. You played a pretty good Green Goblin in Spiderman.
Nelly could not stop licking his lips. It was pathetic.
It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes.