Create The Caption #242
Friday, July 11, 2008
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Yesterday's Winners....
"Oh my god, oh my god, I think the one in the fanny pack likes me! Play it cool Tim, play it cool..."- Mez
"What's the difference between Crocs and Gators? Nothing, they both look ridiculous."- Pete
"Baby: "You've actually got a RECEIVER over there on the right, Tim...do you know what one of those is? No? OK then, run it up the middle again. (sigh)""- Anon
"I can see a football on the ground, so I'm going to go ahead and assume that Darren McFadden was cropped out of the photo."- Down Goes Brown
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Tim Tebow hanging with Erin Andrews in Gainesville? (Sorry, I had to do it)
Daily Links:
Boston's Julie Donaldson Is Going To Get The Bad Character Treatment In Court (Boston Herald)
An Interview With Steelers Ownership (Modesi's House)
Ralph Branca Is Not A Fan Of Baseball Music (Bugs and Cranks)
Just Say No To Favre (Waiting For Next Year)
Channing Frye Gets Lasik (Real Clear Sports)
Don't Feel Bad About Sexson (Rumors and Rants)
Selling Your Fandom On EBAY (Lion In Oil)
Barry Bonds Just Needs A Mustache (Simon on Sports)
60% Of NBA Players Go Broke (All Balls)
Let's Vote Someone Out Of The All Star Game (Vegas Watch)
42 Comments:
Tebow: Sorry AA, but EA is all mine. Don't feel too bad AA, Erin has just told me that Pam Ward is single and available.
Who's gonna win the blue ribbon? You! Hey Erin. You! You! Look at me, Erin. You! Hey Erin. You!
Seriously, Sutcliffe is buck naked...right over there! I'm not kidding!
"Oh my God ... I did nail you!"
Tim Tebow: (in his best 5 yr old snotty kid voice)Ooooooooooooooooooh I'm telling...ERIN ANDREWS SWALLOWS!!!!
"That was you!?!? That smells awful, Erin."
Tebow: "Come on Erin, let's play just the tip, just for a second, just to see how it feels"
EA: "Tim stop it. You know how to sweet talk a girl"
Vitale? Get out!!!
TT- EWWWWWWWW Bruce Pearl has the hots for you!!!
EA- Stop it Timmy, you're TOTALLY making me blush.
EA: What, me go out with you? Not until you can throw a 5-yard out.
Although Tim Tebow may have won the Heisman in New York, Erin Andrews is giving him the Heisman in Gainesville.
See, this finger is me on a football field. Now let me show you how I can run it up the middle.
EA: We're so close, its like we finish each others...
TT:SANDWICHES
EA: So what do you think we get together?
TB: Hahaha, you don't have a big enough rack for me.
EA: What if I let you throw it in the back door?
TB: Well if you put it that way.
Mom and Dad call you The Devil's Whore of Temptation.
Tebow: No, YOU look better in a Florida Cheerleader's outfit.
You've got a purty little mouth there, Ms. Andrews.
Tebow: "Paper covers rock! You gotta take your top off!
Erin: "Ha ha. Tim, we're not really playing that game, and my name isn't Amber."
EA: Oh Tim, stop doing your Korean store owner impersonation
Tebow: In my dreams your blowing me..... some kisses!
Andrews: That's One of my favorite things to do!
No, really Erin! It IS only as big as this finger! And that's on a GOOD day!
TT: Let me show you my "oh" face.
EA: I just thought you were turning Japanese, I really think so.
TT: This is the finger I used on Jenn Sterger before last year's UF-FSU game.
EA: Keep it away from me, I haven't been immunized from whatever she carries.
Come on Erin, just pull my finger.
EA: Just one finger, Tim? I would thinkl you would be able to use at least three or four on her.
No, you're shmoopy!!!
Tebow: Oh, Ha Ha Ha, another "jorts" joke. You are so witty.
....to get to the other side
Stop laughting, Erin. I'm serious. That cheerleader over there SWORE to me that this earring made me look cool.
i never thought anybody would be creepier than Bruce Pearl, but now i got people trying to touch me with their hands that they used to perform circumscissions
EA PHONE HOME
Moments after Andrews asked Tebow what type of coverage he could exploit this year.
C'mon, you know you want to tell me how my ass tastes.
Tebow: "Haha, you think I want *you*? Everyone knows I'm saving myself for Shanoff."
TT: So I took this finger and dipped it in, and wala! Water into wine. Jesus was so impressed that he asked if I could teach him.
...and then we'll go shopping.
Wait a minute .... Erin Andrews, you JUST about turned me hetero, you sly vixen. Now knock that off.
You're crazy Erin, I'd never be caught dead in a pink polo and Florida Gator crocs!
TT: Ohhhhh, so YOU were that chick who left all those crazy messages on my phone.
To settle a bet by the rest of the Gators football team, EA is sent to hang around Tebow to check on his sexual orientation.
And just when Tebow began to make his move, "Erin" removed her head, and it revealed Lee Corso ready with the cocoa oil.
Nope...that wasn't a Heisman is his pocket.