Create The Caption #241
Thursday, July 10, 2008
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Yesterday's Winners....
"Gilbert, tell me how my armpit tastes.- Kareem"- Sanity Has Gone South (I think it's Magic, but either way...funny)
"Little known fact: After Ronald Reagan famously asked Mikhail Gorbachev to "tear down this wall", he let out a celebratory cry of "HIBACHI!"."- Nickname Tony
"It's true, Hasselhoff's "Looking For Freedom" tore this wall down."- G-Money
"Jay Bilas told me that the Berlin Wall has an unparalleled wingspan and great shot-blocking ability, but doesn't do so well against a motion offense."- BF
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Tim Tebow posing with a baby in Chiang Mai?
Daily Links:
More Info On Tebow With His Crocs (Busted Coverage)
Do Not Ever Listen To Joe Morgan (Baltimore Sun)
Phenom Lance Stephenson Is Bored As Hell (The Sports Point)
An Interview With D'Spin Associate Editor Clay Travis (Storming The Floor)
Worst. PTI Hosts. Ever. (Small White Ball)
Nike Futures Are Out Of Control (The Big Picture)
Drunk Soccer Refs Are Awesome (NESW Sports)
Burning NFL Questions (Bad News Bloggers)
The Chicago Cornhole Classic (Luols Dong)
A Blogger Heads To The Jack Daniels Plant (Sports Kolache)
Soccer Owner Denies Bin Laden Sale Rumors (Steady Burn)
46 Comments:
Oh my god, oh my god, I think the one in the fanny pack likes me! Play it cool Tim, play it cool...
(sorry I couldn't resist)
The sad thing is, Kelvin Sampson is under investigation for sending 138 text messages to that kid earlier in the year.
The baby was just wasn't glad it was former Florida QB Rex Grossman, or else he would be intercepted to another family right about now.
Tim Tebow as he attempts to fend off Roger Clemens.
After hiring a Thai prostitute some nine months ago, Tim Tebow is united with his lovechild.
In already the third occurrence of the year, Tim Tebow again mistakes an infant for a football, leading to the obligatory Heisman pose with the infant (shown above), and his usual post-pose spike of the infant (not shown).
When a man and a woman love each other very very much, the man does the Heisman on that ho. And that's where you came from.
Crocs, they look like crap and make your feet smell.
Tebow to Crowd: "Eat your heart out Travis Henry!!"
What's the difference between Crocs and Gators? Nothing, they both look ridiculous.
Wouldn't Gator Crocs sort of cancel each other out?
Tim Tebow, Super-Gator, poses just after reenacting a play from the spread offense with local fans on the street and the infant as his hapless lead blocker.
Stay away! We've got a loaded diaper!
Normally a guy holding a baby in a Heisman pose would worry me, but there's something about customized UF Crocs that spells winner.
the proud parents were less thrilled when tebow decided to spike the baby on the ground and do a dance
after being blessed by tebow, that lucky child is now immune to cancer
Tebow didn't need the help, but he's smiling because he knows he can play the "good with babies" angle and get to play with every vagina in the SEC.
(Note: But not in a Teddy Dupay kind of way.)
Tim gathered up all the white people in China to teach them how to do the "Soulja Boy."
No Tim! You were supposed to put the baby down and spike the football! Not the other way around.
Ah...so THAT'S what they make today's NFL footballs out of.
Seconds later, Tebow "jump-passed" the baby to the guy wearing a fanny pack.
Baby: Even I have the masculinity not to wear those ugly things.
Baby: I hope my *ahem* arm grows to be that big when I get older.
Baby: "You've actually got a RECEIVER over there on the right, Tim...do you know what one of those is? No? OK then, run it up the middle again. (sigh)"
Tim Tebow's attempts to a start a craze bigger than "Where the hell is Matt?" got off to a shaky start.
Excuse me, sir, but aren't you supposed to be wearing jorts?
Are we just supposed to take his word that he's in China? Everyone in that pitcure is white...
I can see a football on the ground, so I'm going to go ahead and assume that Darren McFadden was cropped out of the photo.
That's definately not Magic.
You're never too young to learn the Soulja Boy dance.
Queer.
Buy a pair of Crocs, get a baby girl for free. Offer only good in China.
Tim shares some quality time with the guy he'll be splitting snaps with next season.
It's funny... because Tim is most likely to be the one shitting himself when facing a 4th and long
Pictured: Tim Tebow, posing with the Hymen Trophy.
Forcing a baby to smell your farts? That's the kind of behavior I'd expect out of Nick Saban, but Tebow?
I am going simple with this caption, but I think it works.
"Touchdown Baby!"
Understanding his 08 Heisman chances hinge on the West Coast vote, Tim Tebow reaches out to members of the Salt Lake City & San Francisco media through this promotional campaign.
In Chiang Mai, Tim Tebow mistakenly puts a football down instead of a small child and then proceeded to slam the baby to do the Icky Shuffle, he was later arrested.
On a recent trip to Thailand, Dan Shanoff took the opportunity to show off his fancy new diaper.
The end of Tim Tebow's interpretative dance of the birds and the bees.
Wait wait wait... are they called Crocs or Gators?
"No Fat Bastard!!! You cannot have this baby to eat!!!!"
Tim practices his future job of dancing on street corners with babies for when hes out of football in 5 years.
Tim practices his pose for the new "Travis Henry Heisman"
Tim Tebow attempts to show how he performed circumcisions on his missions trip.