Create The Caption #372

Wednesday, April 01, 2009

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Monday's Winners....

Knight: "I agreed to do a commercial for 'Lawrence Welk: Band Leader,' not this hippie crap!"- RJBO

"Alright guys, we're playing some Paramore next, right?"- Chubs

"Anti-bonerama."- SS Reporters

"Tom Cruise ain't walkin through that door!"- Erik

"Jim Calhoun was originally cast in Knight's place, but backed out under allegations of improper recruiting methods."- Mr. ONU

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of John Calipari being introduced at Kentucky this morning?

Your Daily Links:

FSC Wins The Champions League (AP)
Video Of Bynum At The "Mansion" (Yardbarker)
Calipari's Praises Sung To RHCP (Ryan Parker)
A Ridiculous Hockey Goal (TPS)
A Sports Movie Final Four (Sparty and Friends)
Zdeno Chara Knows How To Celebrate BDays (JQ Public)
Who Are The Biggest Fools In Sports (RCS)
So Where Is Cutler Going? (Obsessed With Sports)

Posted by Awful Announcing at 12:44 PM


"Wait... you mean we have to play teams in the SEC not C-USA?" /slowly backs up, starts running

Apr 1, 2009, 1:14:00 PM  

Yes, if Jodie Meeks proves himself, I'll see to it that he's paid just as much as Marcus Camby. Next question.

Brad James said...
Apr 1, 2009, 1:17:00 PM  

"Excuse me....but where is the "JC" banner and microphone cover?"

IH8DOOK said...
Apr 1, 2009, 1:19:00 PM  

I've always felt that "My Old Kentucky Home" was lyrically superior to "Walking In Memphis".

GMoney said...
Apr 1, 2009, 1:26:00 PM  
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Anonymous said...
Apr 1, 2009, 1:30:00 PM  

J.C. "I can't believe that I post a Create the Caption everyday and AA never chooses mine. Am I not funny?"

alex7877 said...
Apr 1, 2009, 1:31:00 PM  

Yeah, I hate basketball, so what?

E Buzz said...
Apr 1, 2009, 1:32:00 PM  

Rick Pitino is not walking through that door...because I locked it.

SteveM said...
Apr 1, 2009, 1:37:00 PM  

No, I did NOT arrange the murders of the heads of the Five Families in 1949, Senator.

Steve Steffens said...
Apr 1, 2009, 1:45:00 PM  

Senator: You will not pay players. Can you say that I have your word on that?

Cal: You can say that because you do.

Clear and Present Danger reference, for those of you that are not familiar.

Nathan Brice said...
Apr 1, 2009, 1:49:00 PM  

Yes, Seth Davis will like me even less.

Nathan Brice said...
Apr 1, 2009, 1:53:00 PM  

Not a penny back!

Wade Robertson said...
Apr 1, 2009, 1:54:00 PM  

No, it is Cal-i-par-i.

Nathan Brice said...
Apr 1, 2009, 1:56:00 PM  

Yes, I will go to the Kentucky Derby and get waisted. I am an adult.

Nathan Brice said...
Apr 1, 2009, 1:57:00 PM  

No, I am not the next Bear Bryant. I won't leave Kentucky.

Nathan Brice said...
Apr 1, 2009, 1:59:00 PM  

I will not be in the remake of Goodfellas, but thanks for the suggestion.

Nathan Brice said...
Apr 1, 2009, 2:03:00 PM  

How many of you in here actually have a full set of teeth?

Nathan Brice said...
Apr 1, 2009, 2:06:00 PM  

No, this is not the same shade of blue.

Nathan Brice said...
Apr 1, 2009, 2:07:00 PM  

Why is the grass not blue here?

Nathan Brice said...
Apr 1, 2009, 2:09:00 PM  

No, I won't hit on Jeannine Edwards.

Nathan Brice said...
Apr 1, 2009, 2:10:00 PM  

I won't hit on Heather Cox, either.

Nathan Brice said...
Apr 1, 2009, 2:12:00 PM  

"So to summarize, for the next 8 years this team will forget how to shoot free throws."

TJX said...
Apr 1, 2009, 2:13:00 PM  

There you go bringing class into it, again.

Monty Python reference

Nathan Brice said...
Apr 1, 2009, 2:13:00 PM  

Come see my team. If it not success, I will be executed.

Borat reference

Nathan Brice said...
Apr 1, 2009, 2:15:00 PM  

I will buy a Louisville slugger and I won't be afraid to use it.

Nathan Brice said...
Apr 1, 2009, 2:17:00 PM  

No, I will not prop up Adolph Rupp and have him act as coach.

Nathan Brice said...
Apr 1, 2009, 2:18:00 PM  

I am out of answers already.

Nathan Brice said...
Apr 1, 2009, 2:21:00 PM  

Next question....

Unknown said...
Apr 1, 2009, 2:35:00 PM  

While I am at it, we are also in the process of recruiting Jay Cutler....

49er16 said...
Apr 1, 2009, 2:43:00 PM  

Calipari: "With my coaching, the Kentucky Wildcats will be the worst free throw shooting team in the NCAA. Thank you all for your patronage!

Justin F. said...
Apr 1, 2009, 2:43:00 PM  

Yes, I did get paid a shitload of money to come here, and I'm not giving back one dime.
Hey; aren't you the guy that hassled Calhoun?

UnHoly Diver said...
Apr 1, 2009, 3:09:00 PM  

There are over 30 million reasons why I'm here. Plus, I get to see Ashley Judd in person.

bceagle91 said...
Apr 1, 2009, 3:20:00 PM  

So how much time are you guys gonna give me - One year? Two?

Unknown said...
Apr 1, 2009, 3:43:00 PM  

Cal: "There's a Rich Brooks Edition F-150? Someone better make a John Calipari Edition Maybach 62 quick."

Apr 1, 2009, 3:50:00 PM  

...and when my hands are like this, I expect Kentucky co-ed boobage to fill them. It's part of my contract...I only got a little over 32 million!

Turtle said...
Apr 1, 2009, 4:37:00 PM  

I'm so excited...I'm so excited...I'm so FREAKING RICH!!

Wade Robertson said...
Apr 1, 2009, 5:15:00 PM  

I am not happy with those April Fools jokes. I am and will be the coach of this team.

Unknown said...
Apr 1, 2009, 5:35:00 PM  

I have $31.65 million reasons to be alive

Sriram said...
Apr 1, 2009, 6:39:00 PM  

Yes, as a matter of fact, Billy did leave me some advice. He told me to actually sign my contract.

Cason said...
Apr 1, 2009, 7:02:00 PM  

"My first contract stipulation was that UK's entire non-conference schedule be C-USA teams...except not Memphis."

Anonymous said...
Apr 1, 2009, 8:54:00 PM  

John Calipari upon learning of the news that Rick Pitino is now the head coach of Kentucky.

Justin F. said...
Apr 1, 2009, 9:08:00 PM  

Where is that Kige Ramsey guy at, I love YouTube Sports.

Kevin Hulsman said...
Apr 1, 2009, 10:01:00 PM  

You can tell Obama that the recession is over in the Calipari household thanks to the extremely desperate people of Kentucky.

Mal said...
Apr 1, 2009, 10:40:00 PM  

OK, for the last time, It's a leave-in conditioner, two handfulls of mousse and three dollops of Brylcreem

Apr 1, 2009, 11:30:00 PM  

Wash, Rinse, Repeat. The key is repeat.

Kevin Hulsman said...
Apr 1, 2009, 11:41:00 PM  

Yes, i am here to confirm the report that i was fired during my 7th hour on the job. For every one of these hours, the chemistry just hasn't been right. I have no regrets, but I wish I had won more. Most universities would have waited until the next season started, but kentucky is not most universities. But, I still get paid my contract.

Anonymous said...
Apr 2, 2009, 12:25:00 AM  

"No, Contrary to some reports, "Blue Chips" was not a biography of my life." (Worldwide Wes snickers from behind the curtain.)

Unknown said...
Apr 2, 2009, 3:23:00 AM  

And I can give you 0% financing for 72 months on a new Saturn.

BHill said...
Apr 2, 2009, 11:11:00 AM  
Anonymous said...
Apr 8, 2009, 5:04:00 AM  

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