Create The Caption #373

Thursday, April 02, 2009

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....

"Wait... you mean we have to play teams in the SEC not C-USA?" /slowly backs up, starts running"- WB,SB

"So to summarize, for the next 8 years this team will forget how to shoot free throws."- SS

"OK, for the last time, It's a leave-in conditioner, two handfulls of mousse and three dollops of Brylcreem"- Hercules Rockerfeller

"No, Contrary to some reports, "Blue Chips" was not a biography of my life."- Mike W.

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Jay Cutler posing with Rampage Jackson at UFC Fight Night in Nashville last night?

Your Daily Links:

A Full Account Of The Salisbury Cell Phone Incident (Deadspin)
Dana White Apparently Doesn't Like Some Reporter (Watch Kalib Run)
The NFL Network Is Stealing From Howard Stern (Joe Bucs Fan)
An Interview With Yahoo's Dan Wetzel (RCS)
Tim Floyd Is Heading To Arizona (Rush The Court)
A List Of Maladies More Believable Than D-Train's Anxiety (Splog)
An Interview With Connell McShane On The Impact Of The Final Four (Sports Crackle Pop)
Now This Is A Weird Final Four Prop Bet (The Big Picture)
A Look At Villanova (Sparty and Friends)

Posted by Awful Announcing at 12:11 PM


Peace out Denver.

alex7877 said...
Apr 2, 2009, 12:21:00 PM  

Broncos Fans: Knock his ass out....Knock his ass out

49er16 said...
Apr 2, 2009, 12:30:00 PM  

Rampage: "When I get through with this pic, it's gonna be some more black-on-douche crime!"

Apr 2, 2009, 12:30:00 PM  

Unable to get Matt Cassle to pose, Rampage Jackson settles on a photo with Jay Cutler; after which Jackson demands to be traded to Elite XC.

Wade Robertson said...
Apr 2, 2009, 12:49:00 PM  

RJ: "Hey Jay, I tried to call you twice last night and you didn't answer!"
JC: "That was you!! I thought it was the Broncos so I was screening the calls."

Apr 2, 2009, 1:02:00 PM  
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BPALM said...
Apr 2, 2009, 1:18:00 PM  

I'd rather get in the cage with RJ then play for Detroit

BPALM said...
Apr 2, 2009, 1:19:00 PM  

rampage: rampage want cutlet to come play for tennessee

Unknown said...
Apr 2, 2009, 1:30:00 PM  

The new buddy comedy from Fox coming this Fall: Diabetes and Dies-From-Beatings.

GMoney said...
Apr 2, 2009, 1:35:00 PM  

Promo photo for the new MTV 8-The Ocho series "Jay and Lumpy" starring Jay Cutler and his new bodyguard.

Turtle said...
Apr 2, 2009, 1:51:00 PM  

Cutler: Rampage, do you know anyone in DC?

Rampage: You mean besides the Police? No sir.

Anonymous said...
Apr 2, 2009, 1:52:00 PM  

JC: Hey, did you know I have a stronger arm than John Elway?

RJ: Yeah, but Elway didn't suck. Now, look at that camera like you're recovering from a donkey punch.

Turtle said...
Apr 2, 2009, 1:56:00 PM  

Check out their new movie, "Douche and Douchier"

Anonymous said...
Apr 2, 2009, 2:24:00 PM  

Coming soon to a theater near you: Rampage Jackson & some white guy in Shawshank 2.

Anonymous said...
Apr 2, 2009, 2:42:00 PM  

Universal Studios decided to reveal their choices to play Mad Murdock and BA Baracus in the upcoming A Team film.

Cason said...
Apr 2, 2009, 3:11:00 PM  

RAMPAGE: ok, Jay here's what you do it

*can i get a picture?*



ok, Jay, ALWAYS call the owner back if you want your money

questionmark said...
Apr 2, 2009, 3:26:00 PM  

Who's the little bitch now Rocky Mountain News???!!!

BHill said...
Apr 2, 2009, 4:45:00 PM  

Who the f*ck is a Jay Cutler?

Graig said...
Apr 2, 2009, 4:55:00 PM  

"Um, dude, you smell like emo music and Xanga"

Chubs said...
Apr 2, 2009, 5:20:00 PM  

The Bears are who I thought they were, that why I accepted the damn trade!

Unknown said...
Apr 2, 2009, 5:40:00 PM  

diva jay, in the house! this will be sure to surface at take that nik richie!

tamtam said...
Apr 2, 2009, 11:55:00 PM  

"Hey Rampage, how many years do you think it'll take for Cutler to be run out of Chicago??"

Scottie said...
Apr 3, 2009, 4:37:00 PM  

Jay - "I'm excited to meet a black man. Not many of you folk down in Santa Claus, Indiana."

Rampage - "Who are you?"

Unknown said...
Apr 4, 2009, 1:39:00 AM  

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