Create The Caption #373
Thursday, April 02, 2009
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Yesterday's Winners....
"Wait... you mean we have to play teams in the SEC not C-USA?" /slowly backs up, starts running"- WB,SB
"So to summarize, for the next 8 years this team will forget how to shoot free throws."- SS
"OK, for the last time, It's a leave-in conditioner, two handfulls of mousse and three dollops of Brylcreem"- Hercules Rockerfeller
"No, Contrary to some reports, "Blue Chips" was not a biography of my life."- Mike W.
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Jay Cutler posing with Rampage Jackson at UFC Fight Night in Nashville last night?
Your Daily Links:
A Full Account Of The Salisbury Cell Phone Incident (Deadspin)
Dana White Apparently Doesn't Like Some Reporter (Watch Kalib Run)
The NFL Network Is Stealing From Howard Stern (Joe Bucs Fan)
An Interview With Yahoo's Dan Wetzel (RCS)
Tim Floyd Is Heading To Arizona (Rush The Court)
A List Of Maladies More Believable Than D-Train's Anxiety (Splog)
An Interview With Connell McShane On The Impact Of The Final Four (Sports Crackle Pop)
Now This Is A Weird Final Four Prop Bet (The Big Picture)
A Look At Villanova (Sparty and Friends)
23 Comments:
Broncos Fans: Knock his ass out....Knock his ass out
Rampage: "When I get through with this pic, it's gonna be some more black-on-douche crime!"
Unable to get Matt Cassle to pose, Rampage Jackson settles on a photo with Jay Cutler; after which Jackson demands to be traded to Elite XC.
RJ: "Hey Jay, I tried to call you twice last night and you didn't answer!"
JC: "That was you!! I thought it was the Broncos so I was screening the calls."
I'd rather get in the cage with RJ then play for Detroit
rampage: rampage want cutlet to come play for tennessee
The new buddy comedy from Fox coming this Fall: Diabetes and Dies-From-Beatings.
Promo photo for the new MTV 8-The Ocho series "Jay and Lumpy" starring Jay Cutler and his new bodyguard.
Cutler: Rampage, do you know anyone in DC?
Rampage: You mean besides the Police? No sir.
JC: Hey, did you know I have a stronger arm than John Elway?
RJ: Yeah, but Elway didn't suck. Now, look at that camera like you're recovering from a donkey punch.
Check out their new movie, "Douche and Douchier"
Coming soon to a theater near you: Rampage Jackson & some white guy in Shawshank 2.
Universal Studios decided to reveal their choices to play Mad Murdock and BA Baracus in the upcoming A Team film.
RAMPAGE: ok, Jay here's what you do it
*can i get a picture?*
SURE
*snap*
ok, Jay, ALWAYS call the owner back if you want your money
Who's the little bitch now Rocky Mountain News???!!!
Who the f*ck is a Jay Cutler?
"Um, dude, you smell like emo music and Xanga"
The Bears are who I thought they were, that why I accepted the damn trade!
diva jay, in the house! this will be sure to surface at thedirty.com. take that nik richie!
"Hey Rampage, how many years do you think it'll take for Cutler to be run out of Chicago??"
Jay - "I'm excited to meet a black man. Not many of you folk down in Santa Claus, Indiana."
Rampage - "Who are you?"
Peace out Denver.