Create The Caption #378

Monday, April 13, 2009

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Last Friday's Winners....

"After a quick shot of 5-Hour Asshole, Skip Bayless is ready to start the day!"- Wade Robertson

"Where's Steven A? This has to make me "New School""- BHill

"Pictured: Skip Bayless mistaking a bottle of Purell for Dwyane Wade."- Dan W.

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Kid Rock throwing out the first pitch for the Tigers? (Via Big League Stew)

Your Daily Links:

Vin Scully Puts Nick Adenhart's Passing In Perspective (The Will Leitch Experiment)
A Great Catch By Reed Johnson On Prince Fielder (TPS)
Marcellus Wiley Likes The Playboy Mansion (Yardbarker)
John Cena vs. Kevin Federline (Outside The Boxscore)
A Preview Of The Spike Lee Kobe Documentary (BSO)
ESPN Enjoys That Dramatic Chipmunk Video (NESW Sports)
Obama Has No Time For The Nats (3:10 To Joba)
Sergio Is Still Whining (LOCG)

Posted by Awful Announcing at 1:05 PM


What do you mean "Eminem snubbed us?"

Apr 13, 2009, 1:16:00 PM  

In honor of throwing out the first pitch, Kid Rock wears his Harry Carey glasses to the ballpark.

Turtle said...
Apr 13, 2009, 1:16:00 PM  

Detroit had originally scheduled Eminem, but President Obama intervened again...

BK said...
Apr 13, 2009, 1:16:00 PM  

Pictured is the true reason for the Tiger's recent disappointment (partnership with Ford).

Turtle said...
Apr 13, 2009, 1:18:00 PM  

Kid Rock: "You thought about having Stevie Wonder throw out the first pitch? At least I can see the plate. Hahahahaha"

49er16 said...
Apr 13, 2009, 1:27:00 PM  
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Apr 13, 2009, 1:30:00 PM  

Someone get this man a PBR and some Little Caesar's!

GMoney said...
Apr 13, 2009, 1:33:00 PM  

Delusional Resurgence Trifecta: Kid Rock, Ford and the Tigers.

Unknown said...
Apr 13, 2009, 1:34:00 PM  

Inge: "Damn! If NutriSystem can work for Michael Moore, it can work for anybody."

Apr 13, 2009, 1:37:00 PM  

You know Detroit is getting desprate when they look to Kid Rock to fill Dontrell Willis' spot in the rotation.

walnuts said...
Apr 13, 2009, 1:42:00 PM  

Inge: "Drew Carey? I thought you were a Cleveland fan?"

Birdman said...
Apr 13, 2009, 1:59:00 PM  

Inge: I work my butt off to get to the Major Leagues, and this is the nickel and dime bullcrap I have to put up with...thank you Detroit.

Anonymous said...
Apr 13, 2009, 2:17:00 PM  

Kid Rock wonders which has had more people inside: Tiger Stadium or Pam Anderson.

Wade Robertson said...
Apr 13, 2009, 2:56:00 PM  

Its nice to have a job, huh...

MStewartWhite said...
Apr 13, 2009, 3:04:00 PM  

Kid Rock: "I'll be looking this ridiculous all summer long."

Justin F. said...
Apr 13, 2009, 3:19:00 PM  

KR: "But Drew Carrey said I would look cool with these glasses on."
BI: "It's a far cry from being an 'American Badass' puss."

Anonymous said...
Apr 13, 2009, 3:46:00 PM  

Right nut: "Hey, left nut."
Left nut: "Hey, right nut."
Both nuts: "Who's the penis inbetweenus?"

Jason McGlone said...
Apr 13, 2009, 3:49:00 PM  

"Well, if these are our fans - we're screwed

SteveM said...
Apr 13, 2009, 3:55:00 PM  

Inge: "From what I can see, you are no Tommy Lee, my friend!"

BJK said...
Apr 13, 2009, 4:53:00 PM  

Inge: "So THAT'S why they call you American Badass...."

BHill said...
Apr 13, 2009, 5:28:00 PM  

looks like it was make fun of joe maddon's glasses day at comerica park. hey, it could be worse-detroit could have had a chain-smoking day in honor of jim leyland

tamtam said...
Apr 13, 2009, 7:16:00 PM  

Brandon Inge was not amused by Kid Rock's Harry Caray impression.

N--k G-----n said...
Apr 13, 2009, 10:11:00 PM  

With his vision declining, Jim Leyland mistook Kid Rock for Nate Robertson. Mr. Rock did, however, outpitch Robertson.

Apr 14, 2009, 9:30:00 AM  
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Apr 15, 2009, 5:21:00 AM  

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