Create The Caption #399

Monday, August 17, 2009

Create the Caption is back by popular demand! I took a little hiatus from posting the captions, and sure it's hokey, but it's all in good fun. The CtC is back with a vengeance, and your comments are greatly appreciated.

Last Photo's Winners....

"The Gorilla: "At least I can take my plastic face off at bedtime, Jerry.""- RJBO

"Satan meets his followers."- NMS

"So, how long until I'm as crazy as your owner?"- Posolutely

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Manny....ummm?

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Posted by Awful Announcing at 1:49 PM


Just Manny being Manny as he gives the Ump a purple nurple.

KennedyPolitics said...
Aug 17, 2009, 2:11:00 PM  

"Yeah man...I've got the bitch tits too."

Unknown said...
Aug 17, 2009, 2:12:00 PM  

My locks are as big as your tummy.

Steve Smith said...
Aug 17, 2009, 2:13:00 PM  


The Genius said...
Aug 17, 2009, 2:46:00 PM  

You're with me umpire

Aug 17, 2009, 2:50:00 PM  

"I can milk anything with nipples"

IH8DOOK said...
Aug 17, 2009, 3:20:00 PM  

"What is this, velvet?! This is beautiful!"

Unknown said...
Aug 17, 2009, 3:41:00 PM  

Manny missed pro-wrestling school on "Clothesline Day".

GMoney said...
Aug 17, 2009, 4:08:00 PM  

I thought I told you to trim those sideburns, Mattingly!

BF said...
Aug 17, 2009, 4:19:00 PM  

"Look, no needle marks"

MStewartWhite said...
Aug 17, 2009, 4:55:00 PM  

Hey ump, the 'roids can slim you sixty pounds easy. I'm just sayin'.

Unknown said...
Aug 17, 2009, 6:20:00 PM  

I gots next....

Anonymous said...
Aug 17, 2009, 6:28:00 PM  

Sorry. You reminded me of Big Papi.....

49er16 said...
Aug 17, 2009, 6:54:00 PM  

Umpire 1: Who goes around feeling people's material? What can be gained feeling a person's material? It's insanity!

Umpire 2: What ever happened to "Why, that's a lovely dress you have on. May I have this dance?"!!

Adam said...
Aug 17, 2009, 6:57:00 PM  

"hey! we're wearing the same size uniforms!"

Unknown said...
Aug 18, 2009, 2:01:00 AM  

Keep the change.

Hubbo said...
Aug 18, 2009, 11:14:00 AM  

No really, look. This new brand of Sure for Men really works!

Hubbo said...
Aug 18, 2009, 11:16:00 AM  

Is that velvet?

Prowler said...
Aug 18, 2009, 12:27:00 PM  

¿Que es mas rapido que un tornado?

Wade Robertson said...
Aug 18, 2009, 3:09:00 PM  

during a pitching change, manny playfully asks the ref if he's a little chilly. the ref says no, and suspends manny another 50 games for the tit-pinch

tamtam said...
Aug 18, 2009, 11:21:00 PM  

Hey everyone look its "Manny being Manny!" see we like him because he's different

Aug 19, 2009, 9:35:00 AM  

I inject HGH into my gums, say nice areola, champ.

Anonymous said...
Aug 19, 2009, 12:35:00 PM  

It took Matt Kemp 15 minutes to convince Manny that WASN'T how to adjust the volume on his MP3 sunglasses.

Anonymous said...
Aug 20, 2009, 1:13:00 PM  
Anonymous said...
Sep 26, 2009, 5:26:00 AM  

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