Create The Caption #221

Wednesday, June 04, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....

"Wondertwin powers...ACTIVATE!!!"- Swanny11

""Okay - breathe - focus - prepare - anything Kenny Smith says is hilarious - you can DO this""- Steve

"How in the hell am I gonna get this motherf**ker onto a necklace for Vanessa?"- Soul on Ice

"If I can just get you again... everyone will forget about me being an a-hole! Oh wait, no they won't."- Anon

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Terrell Owens and Jerry Jones during the receiver's resigning press conference?

Daily Links:

A Website That Looks Like It's Completely Stalking Erin Andrews (Sports News Connection)
Peter Gammons Needs To Brush Up On His MLB Draft Stats (Slanch Report)
The Keeper Of Ken Griffey Jr's Balls (The 700 Level)
What Is It About Hockey Players That Help Them Land Celebs? (All Balls)
You Just Got Rondo's (Boston Sportz)
The All-NBA Neckfold Team! (FCL)
A Look Inside The Pirates Pitching (Bugs and Cranks)
A Piece On Mexico's New Soccer Coach (MVN)
The Knicks Are Already Worried About Starbury (Deuce of Davenport)
A Vegas PD Uses An Interesting Crash Test Dummy (Mondesi's House)
Barry Zito Has It Easy In San Fran (LOCG)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:08 PM


The ghost of Obi-Wan Kenobi appeared to help Terrell Owens prepare to battle the media.

Matt said...
Jun 4, 2008, 12:48:00 PM  

Wait, aren't you the camera guy from BangBros? That was a good time, right?

Jun 4, 2008, 12:55:00 PM  

Here is photographic proof of the existence of life on other planets. Jerry Jones is also in the background.

Anonymous said...
Jun 4, 2008, 1:02:00 PM  

Hey Wade Phillips, the slim fast is over there chubtard

Jeff V said...
Jun 4, 2008, 1:03:00 PM  

I know, I know, Jerry just gave me another 34 million reasons to live.

Anonymous said...
Jun 4, 2008, 1:11:00 PM  

I said pull my finger

Unknown said...
Jun 4, 2008, 1:44:00 PM  

For the last time that is the real Jerry Jones, not a life sized card-board cut out! Would TO own a life sized card-board cut out of anyone other than TO?

testing thing said...
Jun 4, 2008, 1:45:00 PM  

Hey Chad - don't you wish you were me right now? $34 million and a team that doesn't suck. And better strip joints. It's good to be TO.

bceagle91 said...
Jun 4, 2008, 1:56:00 PM  

"See Jerry, that is the Flavor Flav guy I was telling you about."

Ted Hill said...
Jun 4, 2008, 2:00:00 PM  

Ha see! That's the dance Wade Phillips does!

The Editor said...
Jun 4, 2008, 2:05:00 PM  

OH SHIT, That was YOUR popcorn?!

Anonymous said...
Jun 4, 2008, 2:08:00 PM  

No...Fuck your couch.

Anonymous said...
Jun 4, 2008, 2:16:00 PM  

Right there, she's the one that did ass to mouth with Mandingo

Unknown said...
Jun 4, 2008, 2:51:00 PM  

Yeah, you're right! He does look like a skeleton with skin!

Anonymous said...
Jun 4, 2008, 3:05:00 PM  

Ebony...ivory...livin in' perfect...alright - our next one is a request...who wants to hear 'That Girl is Mine'?

Anonymous said...
Jun 4, 2008, 3:08:00 PM  

Are you ready Jerry? I wanna make sure you're ready, brother. Here it is: Show me the money. SHOW! ME! THE! MONEY! Jerry, it is such a pleasure to say that! Say it with me one time, Jerry.

Anonymous said...
Jun 4, 2008, 3:23:00 PM  

There goes my teammate. There goes my quarterback.

GMoney said...
Jun 4, 2008, 4:03:00 PM  

Why is the host from "Tales from the Crypt" at TO's press conference?

Anonymous said...
Jun 4, 2008, 4:52:00 PM  

"So I told him, 'You one old ugly bastard!' And then...oh crap a photoshopped version of him is creepily smiling right behind me, right?"

Anonymous said...
Jun 4, 2008, 6:00:00 PM  

That's what Bill Parcells looks like naked?!

Anonymous said...
Jun 4, 2008, 6:08:00 PM  

Hey, Rosenhaus, what can we do to get even more money from Jerry Jones? I've got enough money for my grandmother, but what about my grandfather?

Anonymous said...
Jun 4, 2008, 7:12:00 PM  

Tony Romo is relieved to know that T.O. is a picnic when compared to dealing with Joe Simpson!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...
Jun 4, 2008, 7:15:00 PM  

I get all that popcorn?!?! Hell yeah!! Now I must go see Sex and The City!!

Anonymous said...
Jun 4, 2008, 11:19:00 PM  

T.O. - "Pull My Finger!"

Jery Jones - "Oh my God, you should totally do it! C'mon do it."

sweetbob said...
Jun 5, 2008, 12:15:00 AM  

i smell a rat ... the guy next to me has gotta be Stuart Little's brother.

Anonymous said...
Jun 5, 2008, 2:46:00 AM  

JESSICA!!! Nice outfit baby!

Anonymous said...
Jun 5, 2008, 6:29:00 AM  

"Aw, damn, that's who stole my hat "

ryan said...
Jun 5, 2008, 8:00:00 AM  

Playing in the NFL...priceless.
Playing for the Dallas Cowboys...priceless
Getting to rip off Jerry Jones for $13M guaranteed right under his nose...PRICELESS!!!

Anonymous said...
Jun 5, 2008, 8:15:00 AM  

Long after his death, the ghost of Jerry Jones haunts Dallas press conferences.

Anonymous said...
Jun 5, 2008, 10:46:00 AM  

Damn, I know Terrell Owens wants to be an actor and all, but I didn't know he was starring in the remake of "Powder." Good job, T.O.!

Telecomedian said...
Jun 5, 2008, 10:54:00 AM  

"Ahh!!! Did somebody open the Ark of the Convenant?"

Anonymous said...
Jun 5, 2008, 11:44:00 AM  

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