Create The Caption #220
Tuesday, June 03, 2008
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Yesterday's Winners....
"MMMMMMMMMM, cauliflower!"- Sanity Has Gone South
"Remember, after this the script says you pin me in the corner and elbow my head for about a minute straight."- Stalking Erin Andrews
"(the music starts playing) Ebony! Ivory! Living in... Harmony!"- Anon
"Don't you know that I was featured on E:60? I KNOW RACHEL NICHOLS!"- G Money
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Kobe posing with the Larry O'Brien Trophy?
Daily Links:
Maxim's (Will Leitch's) Top 10 Worst Broadcasters (Maxim)
Plowing Your Car Into Bikers....Not Cool (MSNBC)
Jason Taylor Is Already Getting Movie Deals (Sports by Brooks)
The Suns Are Talking To Just About Everyone To Fill Coaching Vacancy (AZ Sports Hub)
A Look Into John Gibbons' Trips To The Hill (Food Court Lunch)
Snot Rockets Are Always Fun (Sports Point)
Can The Raiders Just Pick A City Already (The Play In CA)
I Miss Me Some Paula Cole (Ryan Parker Songs)
They're Breakdance Fightings! (JSF)
Sad Day For (Bad News) Bears Fans (HHR)
32 Comments:
I gave head to Mike cause I'm gay.
Kobe: NBA Championship trophy...we're like the same height. That is neat!
Wondertwin powers...ACTIVATE!!!
"If I try hard enough, I swear I can instill my DNA into the Larry O'Brien Trophy."
"I promised you that one day we would be together. Now there is no Shaq to come between us"
"Okay - breathe - focus - prepare - anything Kenny Smith says is hilarious - you can DO this"
"You had me at hello..."
Wait, is this how Mike posed with the trophy?
"What say you and me go back to my hotel room?"
Hey man, you sure this is a good pose? You can't see me lickin my lips every two seconds man.
"Crap, I just jinxed myself."
This is for Vanessa Curry...oh shit...I mean Vanessa BRYANT!
"How in the hell am I gonna get this motherfucker onto a necklace for Vanessa?"
I masturbate to you every night.
That was probably the worst caption ever from anon 2:07.
"so i had the white girl in colorado bent over, and i came up behind her like this..."
Obviously Kobe still has a lot to learn about the porn industry. I just don't see a demand for man-on-trophy action.
"this is a nice change. Normally, the balls touching my face are warmer than this."
"Wait until they see me jump over you!"
"Okay, I need to know two things... Where do the batteries go? And who has the KY?"
Oh thank you porcelain trophy for your coolness. I will never drink again.
Moments after this photo was taken, Kobe proceeded in sodomizing the O'Brien Trophy.
It's just not fair. Why do they always make me interview with Stephen A. Smith?
"I will chop this Larry O'Brien trophy into two half-trophies...Dragonstance...HIYA! OHH! OHH!! I think I broke my cranium and my nose is pointed the wrong way."
I just wanted to say that that's far funnier if you remember Chatterbox from GTA 3 and the karate guy interview.
C'Mon trophy, be honest...I'm better than Shaq right? Dammit!
Somebody get me a chair to bend this thing over ... please?!
Please, Larry O'Brien Trophy...you must explain that it was consensual
So, if i put my head to your ball, our powers will combine and we'll become a gigantic golden basketball player?!?
I know I've been away awhile, baby. To make it up to you, I'll buy you a hot, twentysomething chick.
If I can just get you again... everyone will forget about me being an a-hole! Oh wait, no they won't.
Kobe Byrant having a special moment with the only thing he cares more about than himself.
Kobe's giving head.