Create The Caption #223

Monday, June 09, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Last Thursday's Winners....

"Balki and Snoop--Perfect Strangers."- Anon

"Finally, a legitimate still photo from that Denver extraterrestrial video!"- Anon

"David Schwimmer needs a haircut."- Jay

"Oh great, another Jason Schwartzman vehicle...don't fall for it Chris, it's a career killer!"- Anon

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Phil Jackson talking to the media after Game Two?

Daily Links:

Curt Schilling Talks Kobe (
The Female Reporters Song (Ryan Parker Songs)
Jay Glazer Is Reporting Strahan's Retirement (FOX Sports)
Same With Dominik Hasek (Detroit Free Press)
Calling For Jim Leylands Firing (I'm Writing Sports)
A Heidi-like Situation For A's Fans (From The Dugout)
Sports Novelties That Need To Go (LOCG)
An Interesting Story About A Would Be College Basketball Player From The Sudan (Storming The Floor)
Ced Benson Is Having A Hell Off An Offseason (Rumors and Rants)
The U.S. Tied Argentina? No Way! (The Beautiful Game)
A Nice Fight Breaks Out At Staples Center (Fan IQ)
Carrie Underwood Can Join My Softball Team (On 205th)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:13 PM


So I says to Mabel I says...I'll finish this later.

Mez said...
Jun 9, 2008, 12:42:00 PM  

Are you f'ing kidding me, you're cmparing that wuss to Willis Reed?

Anonymous said...
Jun 9, 2008, 12:44:00 PM  

Face it....we suck!!!

Anonymous said...
Jun 9, 2008, 12:45:00 PM  

Phil's giving the arthritis Shocker.

Anonymous said...
Jun 9, 2008, 12:53:00 PM  

She did Playboy for Christ sakes, why would I leave that? You all saw the tits, I can palm them like this!

Anonymous said...
Jun 9, 2008, 1:10:00 PM  

Mr. Shorofsky tries to explain his coaching strategy

Anonymous said...
Jun 9, 2008, 1:18:00 PM  

So I was telling Walton that it wasn't just a little light man, it was WAAAY light, and that I really didn't fucking appreciate being shorted...then I hit him in the knee with a pipe wrench.

E Buzz said...
Jun 9, 2008, 1:33:00 PM  

Why does everyone keep asking me stupid questions about Coors Light?

Jeff V said...
Jun 9, 2008, 2:02:00 PM  

And that happened.

Unknown said...
Jun 9, 2008, 2:16:00 PM  

So I was hold the crystal skull like this when it started making some high pitched noise and all of the metal in the room started coming towards me.

Anonymous said...
Jun 9, 2008, 2:33:00 PM  

Phil Jackson announces that, similarities aside, he in fact does not do chicken right.


Anonymous said...
Jun 9, 2008, 2:40:00 PM  

"I've never seen such officiating. At least not AGAINST my team."

Anonymous said...
Jun 9, 2008, 2:40:00 PM  

So what's the deal with airline food?

Anonymous said...
Jun 9, 2008, 2:46:00 PM  

"blah blah blah...triangle offense...blah blah blah"

Anonymous said...
Jun 9, 2008, 3:41:00 PM  

Like I said, if it weren't for bad officiating, I would be the only undefeated coach in the history of the NBA!

Anonymous said...
Jun 9, 2008, 3:56:00 PM  

Yes, I'm the one who gave Mike Breen the idea of growing the evil goatee. What? He shaved it off? Great, he's on the Celtics bandwagon too!

Anonymous said...
Jun 9, 2008, 4:10:00 PM  

I'd rather get swept than listen to Jackson and Van Gundy.

GMoney said...
Jun 9, 2008, 4:11:00 PM  

and then I tell Jordan that he should go play baseball...

Anonymous said...
Jun 9, 2008, 4:30:00 PM  

I really wish Janie would not insist on doing my prostate exam during press conferences

The Lazer said...
Jun 9, 2008, 4:47:00 PM  

If we lose this series, Kobe is not going to complain one bit this summer. Because he and I are going to spend it on an ashram in New Zealand, questing after truth.

Anonymous said...
Jun 9, 2008, 5:30:00 PM  

Do I have to throw Jordan in Kobe's number to get an obscene call on the road? Huh? Huh?

Jun 9, 2008, 5:45:00 PM  

I did have sexual relations with that woman...Miss Buss.

Anonymous said...
Jun 9, 2008, 6:14:00 PM  

Well of course their requests for subsidies was not paraguayan in and of it is as it were the United States government would never have if the president, our president, had not and as far as I know that's the way it will always be. Is that clear?

Unknown said...
Jun 9, 2008, 11:59:00 PM  

Buddha never taught about ref's.

Tom Felice said...
Jun 10, 2008, 12:14:00 AM  

yes, yes our defense was like my hair, very thin

Anonymous said...
Jun 10, 2008, 1:00:00 AM  

Phil Jackson: I know the criticism's coming, people saying - "Coach, you've never won a ring without Michael or the Big Deez." I'm prepared for that.

Bill Plaschke: Excuse me coach, the Big Deez?

Phil Jackson: Yes Bill, as in, "Look how big DEEEEEEZ NUTZZZZ look on yo' chin!"

Anonymous said...
Jun 10, 2008, 4:29:00 AM  

Yeah, well, Shaq's running around in a jockey suit right now, so give me SOME credit.

Anonymous said...
Jun 10, 2008, 11:03:00 AM  

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