Create The Caption #224

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....

"So I was telling Walton that it wasn't just a little light man, it was WAAAY light, and that I really didn't f**king appreciate being shorted...then I hit him in the knee with a pipe wrench."- Hollywood Wags

"Why does everyone keep asking me stupid questions about Coors Light?"- Jeff V

"Blah blah blah...triangle offense...blah blah blah."- Anon

"Yeah, well, Shaq's running around in a jockey suit right now, so give me SOME credit."- Anon

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Falcons QB Matt Ryan at the Pro Football Hall of Fame?

Daily Links:

Which NASCAR Driver Do You Think You Could Beat Up? (Yahoo)
About That Non-Offsides Call In Euro 2008 (Unprofessional Foul)
A Poll On Which Editors Would Fire Bloggers (Bloggasm)
The Straw Is Teaching The Mets Youngsters (Deuce of Davenport)
Clemens And The Little Blue Pill (Rumors and Rants)
The Tour-De-France Is Staying On Versus (The Sports Point)
On T.O.'s Drug Testing (Merkin Sports)
Why Isn't Nick Kaczur Suspended? (NOIS)
Sam Rosen Is A Jewish Hall Of Famer! (Lohud)
A Funny Google Ad With A Ced Benson Photo (Chicago Bull)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 11:56 AM


Maybe if I'm as good as Alex Smith, I'll get my jersey in the Hall of Fame too!

Anonymous said...
Jun 10, 2008, 12:29:00 PM  

Excuse me sir. Do you work here?

Anonymous said...
Jun 10, 2008, 12:45:00 PM  

As seen at the Spelling Bee:

Moderator: Your word is "Overrated Douche".

BF said...
Jun 10, 2008, 12:46:00 PM  

(Black Boy Speaking): Sir, you're not going to hurt any dogs, right?

Anonymous said...
Jun 10, 2008, 12:49:00 PM  

"Well, kid, I figured I'd take a tour before reporting to camp, because getting drafted by Atlanta pretty much ensures I'll never be allowed in here again."

The Hook said...
Jun 10, 2008, 1:00:00 PM  

D'ya like dags?

I like dags. I like caravans more.

Anonymous said...
Jun 10, 2008, 1:02:00 PM  

I'm going for a Rolf Benirschke thing here kid, just check me out. I figure I play a few years, then get out and do the Wheel of Fortune.

I got it made dude.

E Buzz said...
Jun 10, 2008, 1:20:00 PM  

Boy oh boy, if only dollars was touchdowns....

Anonymous said...
Jun 10, 2008, 1:24:00 PM  

Black kid - Wow, this will be the last time I see Matt Ryan on his feet!

Telecomedian said...
Jun 10, 2008, 1:25:00 PM  

Since winning the Super Bowl, Eli's gametape has never been more popular. Obviously, based on body language, it's already paying dividends for Matt Ryan.

Anonymous said...
Jun 10, 2008, 1:34:00 PM  

(sniff, sniff) "That's right kid, you're looking at Matt Ryan. I got my rookie card right here in my pocket. Do you want one?"
Kid: "WOW! I love the Goodyear blimp model hanging from the ceiling!" Just where this map in front of me said it would be hanging. "Homey, good luck with that pocket pool thing you got going."

Anonymous said...
Jun 10, 2008, 1:35:00 PM  

I wish I could be as good as Dameyune Craig...

Jonesy said...
Jun 10, 2008, 1:35:00 PM  

"Man, Jerious Norwood looks bigger on TV."

Down Goes Brown said...
Jun 10, 2008, 1:38:00 PM  

Yeah, it boggles my mind too kid. $72 mil and Im not even as good as David Carr. What is the world coming to?

Corn said...
Jun 10, 2008, 1:39:00 PM  

You're looking at the next Ryan Leaf, kid!

Anonymous said...
Jun 10, 2008, 1:48:00 PM  

My contract is suppose to be in here somewhere.

Anonymous said...
Jun 10, 2008, 2:00:00 PM  

"Since Mr. Dunn is off the team, could you buy my momma a new house?"

Anonymous said...
Jun 10, 2008, 2:06:00 PM  

Matt Ryan-"So I'm supposed to put Little Matt in the kid's mouth?"

Little Kid-"Aww shit, and I thought I was safe when Mike got put away..."

Anonymous said...
Jun 10, 2008, 2:20:00 PM  

"Don't throw up Matt, don't throw up. Just remember, I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it people like me!"

Anonymous said...
Jun 10, 2008, 2:25:00 PM  

*looks behind him* Wow Alex Smith is in the hall! I have a chance!

Anonymous said...
Jun 10, 2008, 2:27:00 PM  

"No, sir, thanks, I think I'll pass on the 'Vick dog collars' exhbit"

IMan883 said...
Jun 10, 2008, 2:34:00 PM  

Wow look at this exhibit. Its first round busts: past, present and future

Anonymous said...
Jun 10, 2008, 2:42:00 PM  

Wow, mom, a lifesized bust!

Anonymous said...
Jun 10, 2008, 2:51:00 PM  

Two Assholes go to the Football Hall of Fame:

Ryan: chew chew "Hey babe, you like football? You like football babe?"

Terrified Child: "Mister, your girlfriend left 15 minutes ago."

pete said...
Jun 10, 2008, 2:53:00 PM  

(Ryan to kid) This is the Travis Henry exhibit, there is a pretty good chance he is your dad.

Anonymous said...
Jun 10, 2008, 3:33:00 PM  

Ryan:"Why is Alex Smith's jersey in the Hall of Fame?"

Kid:"This guy is an even bigger dork in person."

Anonymous said...
Jun 10, 2008, 3:42:00 PM  

Matt Ryan inspects his pre-made exhibit in the Bizarro Hall-Of-Fame

Anonymous said...
Jun 10, 2008, 3:53:00 PM  

It's good to see the Falcons QB and best WR bonding off the field.

GMoney said...
Jun 10, 2008, 4:07:00 PM  

I'm sorry kid, I don't know the directions to Denny's

Anonymous said...
Jun 10, 2008, 4:08:00 PM  

Someone call the cops, Michael Vick's bitch escaped from prison.

Anonymous said...
Jun 10, 2008, 4:36:00 PM  

Kid: Whoa, Ryan Leaf! Can I have your autograph?!?

Dan W said...
Jun 10, 2008, 5:04:00 PM  

Joey Joe Joe:
I will take NFL for $1000, Alex.

Alex Trebek:
The caption for the picture above.

Joey Joe Joe:
What is "someplace you will never see Matt Ryan in ever again."

Unknown said...
Jun 10, 2008, 6:11:00 PM  

Kid: But, sir, there's an iceberg dead ahead!

Ryan: Stop worrying! Our offensive line will hold this ship together.

Cason said...
Jun 10, 2008, 6:27:00 PM  

dude, with that big contract, you better make it here

Anonymous said...
Jun 10, 2008, 6:44:00 PM  

DAMN.....Madden 2009 DOES look bitchin!

Anonymous said...
Jun 10, 2008, 8:14:00 PM  

Ryan: Arnold, someday I will have my jersey displayed right here!'

Kid: "Whatchootalkingaboutwillis?"

Jun 10, 2008, 10:00:00 PM  

Kid: "I don't think taking piano lessons from Joey Harrington's gonna help you any with the ladies."
Ryan: "What harm could it do?"

Jun 10, 2008, 10:37:00 PM  

I can't believe they have me standing in the NFL Busts wing of the Hall of Fame

sweetbob said...
Jun 10, 2008, 11:33:00 PM  

"If you're really a rich guy, why are you dressed like Wilford Brimley on a nature hike?"

Anonymous said...
Jun 11, 2008, 12:21:00 AM  

Matt Ryan thought a trip to Canton would convince Warrick Dunn to come back, but by the end the two could barely look at one another.

Johnny G Quest said...
Jun 11, 2008, 12:28:00 AM  

I can't believe this is the first and last time I'll ever be here.

Anonymous said...
Jun 11, 2008, 10:02:00 AM  

"uhhhh, Alex Smith? Really guys? What is this, the Hall of Less than Mediocre?"

ryan said...
Jun 11, 2008, 12:59:00 PM  

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