Create The Caption #226

Thursday, June 12, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....

"In High School, they'd never let me wear elf shoes on the gym floor."- Anon

"If only Isiah Thomas were still a GM, the "David Cook signs a 4-year, $52 million contract with the Knicks" jokes would write themselves"- BF

"Randy: A little pitchy on the shot, but you got it going, Dog!
Paula:(something incoherrent)
Simon: You have as much business on a basketball court... (boooo's)"- The Mask

"Even with the shoes, he's still better than Scalabrine."- pmelchre

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of the "Big Three" before tee off at the U.S. Open?

Daily Links:

Orsillo With The Grab! (Sox & Dawgs)
Shaq Knows His Mortgages (AZ Sports Hub)
The David Stern Song (Ryan Parker Songs)
A Nice Piece On The U.S. Open (A Walk In The Park)
Peru's Soccer Fans Are Rough On Their Team (The Beautiful Game)
Some Nicknames Berman Can Use This Weekend (The Money Shot)
Is Dick Bavetta Involved In Any Of This Fixing Mess? (Deuce Of Davenport)
Indiana Basketball Is Screwed (Storming The Floor)
A Good Interview With Jeremy Schapp (On The DL)
An Interview With Dwayne Bowe (Arrowhead Addict)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:34 PM


Tiger Woods. Rush chairman. Damn glad to meet you.

The Lazer said...
Jun 12, 2008, 12:58:00 PM  

You may kiss my ring now.

Anonymous said...
Jun 12, 2008, 1:00:00 PM  

No no, you have to kneel before you can kiss my ring.

Mike Maloney said...
Jun 12, 2008, 1:01:00 PM  

You're the number 3 player in the world....who the hell are you?

Unknown said...
Jun 12, 2008, 1:11:00 PM  

Phil Mickelson: "Dammit, always a bridesmaid, never a bride"

Ted Hill said...
Jun 12, 2008, 1:11:00 PM  

Phil: "Wow that Gillette Fusion does leave a smooth, close shave."

Anonymous said...
Jun 12, 2008, 1:22:00 PM  

Tiger: Stay out of Phil Mickleson's downwind. He has stinky butt cheese and smells like poo poo!

Anonymous said...
Jun 12, 2008, 1:25:00 PM  

"Hi, my name is Tiger Woods, and I'll be kicking your ass this weekend on one knee!"

Mez said...
Jun 12, 2008, 1:26:00 PM  

Tiger: "Hey Adam, did you hear what I said? Did you hear me call him tubby. That's hilarious."

Steve Davis said...
Jun 12, 2008, 1:40:00 PM  

Hey! I didn't know it was black shirt day. You ready to suck me off F#@%ers?

Jeff V said...
Jun 12, 2008, 1:42:00 PM  

Hilarious, right? I still can't believe that Lifelock guy got his own identity stolen!

Anonymous said...
Jun 12, 2008, 1:45:00 PM  

...and she stepped on the ball

Anonymous said...
Jun 12, 2008, 1:45:00 PM  

You come to me and ask me to do you a service. You ask me to lose this tournament. Well, this service I cannot do for you.

Anonymous said...
Jun 12, 2008, 1:58:00 PM  

A daily exfoliating cleanser twice a day? Really? I'm going to have to try that myself...

dwhit said...
Jun 12, 2008, 2:28:00 PM  

Tiger: "I'm glad to be back in time for the US Open....I really didn't want to listen to Chris Berman on TV."

Anonymous said...
Jun 12, 2008, 3:01:00 PM  

Yeah, Phil's a real dick...Oh hey, Phil, we were just talking about you!

Anonymous said...
Jun 12, 2008, 3:04:00 PM  

Yeah, I get it, you've got a strong grip. Now let go. Please?

Anonymous said...
Jun 12, 2008, 3:06:00 PM  

Phil: "I'm sorry sir, we are gonna have to ask you to lea...(Tiger smiles) Silly Adam! It's only Tiger! For a second we thought you were some black guy."

Anonymous said...
Jun 12, 2008, 3:09:00 PM  

See, I am actually white, my parents are actually from fuckin Norway, this black shit is just magic marker, check it out.

E Buzz said...
Jun 12, 2008, 3:18:00 PM  

Tiger (whispering): "Look. Look at him holding in his gut."
Phil: "What was that?"
Tiger: "Oh, Nothing, Free Phily"

Mr. T said...
Jun 12, 2008, 3:25:00 PM  

You guys coming over for to watch the NHL awards?

Anonymous said...
Jun 12, 2008, 3:43:00 PM  

"Just be patient, Adam. Keep up the high ranking and soon you'll get a smoking-hot blonde trophy wife too."

Cason said...
Jun 12, 2008, 4:07:00 PM  

Since the "Big Three" is already taken, let's think of another nickname before Scott Van Pelt beats us to it.

Anonymous said...
Jun 12, 2008, 4:08:00 PM  

I know, I can't wait to listen to Jeff Van Gundy tonight, too!

GMoney said...
Jun 12, 2008, 4:15:00 PM  


Shhh! Here he comes!

Anonymous said...
Jun 12, 2008, 4:41:00 PM  

Phil: You know horizontal stripes make you look fat?
Adam: You know "vision" makes you look fat, Phil.
Tiger: Niiiiice....

Telecomedian said...
Jun 12, 2008, 4:42:00 PM  

Tiger (to Scott):
Can you believe they paired us with this ass-clown Michel-choke?

Unknown said...
Jun 12, 2008, 4:59:00 PM  

Phil: "Repeat after me...I Adam...take you Tiger..."

Anonymous said...
Jun 12, 2008, 5:59:00 PM  

Tiger and Adam: "Red Rover, Red Rover, we dare Fat Phil over".

Mal said...
Jun 12, 2008, 6:14:00 PM  

Which one of you is my Gatorade caddy? Me needs my juice.

Jun 12, 2008, 6:55:00 PM  

"Did you hear that Tits Mickelson isn't carrying a driver today? What a dumbass. Oh, hi Phil...."

Unknown said...
Jun 12, 2008, 7:08:00 PM  






The Editor said...
Jun 12, 2008, 7:13:00 PM  

what do we have to shoot to win this tournament?
the rest of the field

Anonymous said...
Jun 12, 2008, 9:11:00 PM  

It is true. I DID say you have no chance:-]

Monty said...
Jun 12, 2008, 9:47:00 PM  

I'm a tool, I'm a tool, I'm a tool

Anonymous said...
Jun 12, 2008, 9:50:00 PM  

You two ready for me to kick your lilly white asses this weekend?

Steve M said...
Jun 12, 2008, 9:53:00 PM  

Yo Adam, who's better "endowed", Elin or Amy? Yeah, I thought Elin too, good choice bro!

Unknown said...
Jun 13, 2008, 12:15:00 AM  

Look mom, it's a human representation of an Oreo cookie.

Anonymous said...
Jun 13, 2008, 8:21:00 AM  

"Mike Milbury and Barry Melrose say I shake hands like a girl, what do you think? Manly right? Maybe I should leave the hockey folks to their mullets."

Mr. Parson said...
Jun 13, 2008, 11:10:00 AM  

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