Create The Caption #241

Thursday, July 10, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....

"Gilbert, tell me how my armpit tastes.- Kareem"- Sanity Has Gone South (I think it's Magic, but either way...funny)

"Little known fact: After Ronald Reagan famously asked Mikhail Gorbachev to "tear down this wall", he let out a celebratory cry of "HIBACHI!"."- Nickname Tony

"It's true, Hasselhoff's "Looking For Freedom" tore this wall down."- G-Money

"Jay Bilas told me that the Berlin Wall has an unparalleled wingspan and great shot-blocking ability, but doesn't do so well against a motion offense."- BF

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Tim Tebow posing with a baby in Chiang Mai?

Daily Links:

More Info On Tebow With His Crocs (Busted Coverage)
Do Not Ever Listen To Joe Morgan (Baltimore Sun)
Phenom Lance Stephenson Is Bored As Hell (The Sports Point)
An Interview With D'Spin Associate Editor Clay Travis (Storming The Floor)
Worst. PTI Hosts. Ever. (Small White Ball)
Nike Futures Are Out Of Control (The Big Picture)
Drunk Soccer Refs Are Awesome (NESW Sports)
Burning NFL Questions (Bad News Bloggers)
The Chicago Cornhole Classic (Luols Dong)
A Blogger Heads To The Jack Daniels Plant (Sports Kolache)
Soccer Owner Denies Bin Laden Sale Rumors (Steady Burn)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 11:50 AM


Tim Tebow attempts to show how he performed circumcisions on his missions trip.

Jul 10, 2008, 12:13:00 PM  

Oh my god, oh my god, I think the one in the fanny pack likes me! Play it cool Tim, play it cool...

(sorry I couldn't resist)

Mez said...
Jul 10, 2008, 12:16:00 PM  

No Timmy, the baby doesn't make you look gay. The pink shirt and crocs does that for you.

Mario Losasso said...
Jul 10, 2008, 12:21:00 PM  

The sad thing is, Kelvin Sampson is under investigation for sending 138 text messages to that kid earlier in the year.

Anonymous said...
Jul 10, 2008, 12:21:00 PM  

The baby was just wasn't glad it was former Florida QB Rex Grossman, or else he would be intercepted to another family right about now.

Anonymous said...
Jul 10, 2008, 12:23:00 PM  

Tim Tebow as he attempts to fend off Roger Clemens.

Anonymous said...
Jul 10, 2008, 12:26:00 PM  

After hiring a Thai prostitute some nine months ago, Tim Tebow is united with his lovechild.

Jul 10, 2008, 12:28:00 PM  

In already the third occurrence of the year, Tim Tebow again mistakes an infant for a football, leading to the obligatory Heisman pose with the infant (shown above), and his usual post-pose spike of the infant (not shown).

Mike Maloney said...
Jul 10, 2008, 12:49:00 PM  

When a man and a woman love each other very very much, the man does the Heisman on that ho. And that's where you came from.

Anonymous said...
Jul 10, 2008, 12:54:00 PM  

Crocs, they look like crap and make your feet smell.

Mr. Parson said...
Jul 10, 2008, 12:55:00 PM  

Tebow to Crowd: "Eat your heart out Travis Henry!!"

Jeff V said...
Jul 10, 2008, 12:56:00 PM  

What's the difference between Crocs and Gators? Nothing, they both look ridiculous.

pete said...
Jul 10, 2008, 1:03:00 PM  

Wouldn't Gator Crocs sort of cancel each other out?

Unknown said...
Jul 10, 2008, 1:18:00 PM  

Tim Tebow, Super-Gator, poses just after reenacting a play from the spread offense with local fans on the street and the infant as his hapless lead blocker.

Anonymous said...
Jul 10, 2008, 1:40:00 PM  

Stay away! We've got a loaded diaper!

Anonymous said...
Jul 10, 2008, 1:45:00 PM  

Normally a guy holding a baby in a Heisman pose would worry me, but there's something about customized UF Crocs that spells winner.

Unknown said...
Jul 10, 2008, 2:00:00 PM  

the proud parents were less thrilled when tebow decided to spike the baby on the ground and do a dance

Anonymous said...
Jul 10, 2008, 2:02:00 PM  

after being blessed by tebow, that lucky child is now immune to cancer

Anonymous said...
Jul 10, 2008, 2:03:00 PM  

Tebow didn't need the help, but he's smiling because he knows he can play the "good with babies" angle and get to play with every vagina in the SEC.

(Note: But not in a Teddy Dupay kind of way.)

Anonymous said...
Jul 10, 2008, 2:26:00 PM  

Tim gathered up all the white people in China to teach them how to do the "Soulja Boy."

Unknown said...
Jul 10, 2008, 2:32:00 PM  

No Tim! You were supposed to put the baby down and spike the football! Not the other way around.

Unknown said...
Jul 10, 2008, 2:38:00 PM THAT'S what they make today's NFL footballs out of.

Anonymous said...
Jul 10, 2008, 2:40:00 PM  

Seconds later, Tebow "jump-passed" the baby to the guy wearing a fanny pack.

Jeff said...
Jul 10, 2008, 3:01:00 PM  

Baby: Even I have the masculinity not to wear those ugly things.

Anonymous said...
Jul 10, 2008, 3:02:00 PM  

Baby: I hope my *ahem* arm grows to be that big when I get older.

Anonymous said...
Jul 10, 2008, 3:09:00 PM  

Baby: "You've actually got a RECEIVER over there on the right, you know what one of those is? No? OK then, run it up the middle again. (sigh)"

Anonymous said...
Jul 10, 2008, 3:28:00 PM  

Tim Tebow's attempts to a start a craze bigger than "Where the hell is Matt?" got off to a shaky start.

Anonymous said...
Jul 10, 2008, 3:42:00 PM  

Excuse me, sir, but aren't you supposed to be wearing jorts?

GMoney said...
Jul 10, 2008, 4:06:00 PM  

Are we just supposed to take his word that he's in China? Everyone in that pitcure is white...

Anonymous said...
Jul 10, 2008, 4:13:00 PM  

I can see a football on the ground, so I'm going to go ahead and assume that Darren McFadden was cropped out of the photo.

Down Goes Brown said...
Jul 10, 2008, 4:17:00 PM  

That's definately not Magic.

Anonymous said...
Jul 10, 2008, 4:22:00 PM  

You're never too young to learn the Soulja Boy dance.

Anonymous said...
Jul 10, 2008, 5:56:00 PM  


JohnG said...
Jul 10, 2008, 6:23:00 PM  

Buy a pair of Crocs, get a baby girl for free. Offer only good in China.

Anonymous said...
Jul 10, 2008, 6:24:00 PM  

Tim shares some quality time with the guy he'll be splitting snaps with next season.

Anonymous said...
Jul 10, 2008, 6:34:00 PM  

It's funny... because Tim is most likely to be the one shitting himself when facing a 4th and long

Anonymous said...
Jul 10, 2008, 6:35:00 PM  

Pictured: Tim Tebow, posing with the Hymen Trophy.

Chris said...
Jul 10, 2008, 6:37:00 PM  

Forcing a baby to smell your farts? That's the kind of behavior I'd expect out of Nick Saban, but Tebow?

Anonymous said...
Jul 10, 2008, 6:58:00 PM  

I am going simple with this caption, but I think it works.

"Touchdown Baby!"

Anonymous said...
Jul 10, 2008, 7:41:00 PM  

Understanding his 08 Heisman chances hinge on the West Coast vote, Tim Tebow reaches out to members of the Salt Lake City & San Francisco media through this promotional campaign.

Walton's Wisdom said...
Jul 10, 2008, 8:04:00 PM  

In Chiang Mai, Tim Tebow mistakenly puts a football down instead of a small child and then proceeded to slam the baby to do the Icky Shuffle, he was later arrested.

Anonymous said...
Jul 10, 2008, 10:31:00 PM  

On a recent trip to Thailand, Dan Shanoff took the opportunity to show off his fancy new diaper.

Anonymous said...
Jul 10, 2008, 10:35:00 PM  

The end of Tim Tebow's interpretative dance of the birds and the bees.

Anonymous said...
Jul 10, 2008, 10:46:00 PM  

Wait wait wait... are they called Crocs or Gators?

Anonymous said...
Jul 10, 2008, 11:02:00 PM  

"No Fat Bastard!!! You cannot have this baby to eat!!!!"

Anonymous said...
Jul 11, 2008, 3:30:00 AM  

Tim practices his future job of dancing on street corners with babies for when hes out of football in 5 years.

Lammy742 said...
Jul 11, 2008, 7:36:00 AM  

Tim practices his pose for the new "Travis Henry Heisman"

Unknown said...
Jul 11, 2008, 11:31:00 AM  

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