Create The Caption #368

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Monday's Winners....

"Larry will always hold that 2008 NL West championshop close to his heart."- G Money

"Mattingly, cut those sideburns!"- Paul

"Dammit, I can't see. Is that Jackie Robinson out there in left field? This doesn't feel like Brooklyn."- Nick

"Des Moines...hello - no, I haven't seen Jose Lima's wife - I think he's out of baseball now..."- Nuk

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of a Jazz fan enjoying the team's cheerleaders?

Your Daily Links:

Get Your Blogs With Balls Tix! (Blogs With Balls)
Donde Esta, Adam? (Watchdog)
The Younger Curry Is Transferring (Rush The Court)
Entire Team Gets A Red Card (Sports Rubbish)
High School Coach Takes A Charge (Online Sports Guys)
Prospect Jose Tabata's Wife Is A Baby Snatcher (3:10 to Joba)
The Most Distinguishable Tourney Coaches (The Big Picture)
Lance Twitters His Surgery (TSB)

Posted by Awful Announcing at 12:35 PM


"you know how I know your gay? you noticed the dancing white Karl Malone first"

Mar 25, 2009, 12:38:00 PM  

"can't wait to show her my oh face..oh oh oh"

Anonymous said...
Mar 25, 2009, 12:41:00 PM  

I'd love to have her has one of my wives.....

TJX said...
Mar 25, 2009, 1:07:00 PM  

Tonto, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it!

Unknown said...
Mar 25, 2009, 1:11:00 PM  

"Ladies, those are not spirit fingers, THESE are spirit fingers!"

Mar 25, 2009, 1:11:00 PM  

He looks like the bastard child of Paul Giamatti and the bug from the first men in black movie

Mar 25, 2009, 1:21:00 PM  

Somebody tell Karl that his mom is here to pick him up.

GMoney said...
Mar 25, 2009, 1:27:00 PM  

HEY YOU GUYS!!! come dance with the sloth.

Mike said...
Mar 25, 2009, 1:28:00 PM  


BHill said...
Mar 25, 2009, 1:35:00 PM  

WKM "Digger Phelps has nothing on my dancing skills"

walnuts said...
Mar 25, 2009, 1:36:00 PM  

There's a party in my pants and you're invited!

walnuts said...
Mar 25, 2009, 1:37:00 PM  

Joe Tytechortz has gone from starring in ESPN commercials to dancing at NBA arenas for Meth money.

Mar 25, 2009, 1:39:00 PM  

And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy.

Unknown said...
Mar 25, 2009, 1:47:00 PM  

There's a different mating dance for the number of the potential wife you're trying to attract. I believe this is when you're looking for Number Three.

/kicks self for going for cheap polygamy joke

Signal to Noise said...
Mar 25, 2009, 1:49:00 PM  

Chris Noth answers the phone...

"Hello?... Dick Wolf! How ya doin'?... What?... D'Onofrio is off his meds again?... Utah Jazz?... Can I carry an entire season of L&O: Criminal Intent?... I don't know, I mean, isn't that what drove Vince around the bend in the first place?"

Mar 25, 2009, 1:56:00 PM  

Weird Jazz Fan to cheerleader: Come on over here, babe. I'm completely hard right now and let's face facts, I score more than Karl Malone ever did for the Jazz. Just ask the girl I did 3-minutes ago.

Justin F. said...
Mar 25, 2009, 2:10:00 PM  

On the next episode of Big Love...

Turtle said...
Mar 25, 2009, 2:11:00 PM  

What a feeling.
Bein's believin'.
I can have it all, now I'm dancing for my life.

49er16 said...
Mar 25, 2009, 2:33:00 PM  

I'd totally pay alimony to three wives to hit that

drhgl19 said...
Mar 25, 2009, 3:11:00 PM  

That's right baby, all this AND brains.

craftj2 said...
Mar 25, 2009, 3:17:00 PM  

Its peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time...

Marklar said...
Mar 25, 2009, 3:49:00 PM  

How a Mormon reacts to seeing a beautiful woman.

Unknown said...
Mar 25, 2009, 3:57:00 PM  

It's a miracle! Larry Flynt can walk again!

PS not too many people of color in the stands.

Birdman said...
Mar 25, 2009, 4:26:00 PM  

(about man in burnt orange shirt standing at the top of photo)...

"ummm yeah, it's definitely a banana in my pocket..."

cleeut said...
Mar 25, 2009, 5:18:00 PM  

she's so beautiful, i think im gonna puke!! *barfs*

tamtam said...
Mar 25, 2009, 5:46:00 PM  
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Justin F. said...
Mar 25, 2009, 5:53:00 PM  

The Mongoose has found his new target.

Unknown said...
Mar 25, 2009, 6:28:00 PM  

"This really never happens you can take my word
I won’t apologize, that’s just absurd
Mainly your fault from the way that you dance
and now I jizz in my pants!"

Anonymous said...
Mar 25, 2009, 7:05:00 PM  

PA announcer: "Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our very special guest today. From the WWE, it's the one, the only, Big Dick Johnson!"

Justin F. said...
Mar 25, 2009, 7:44:00 PM  

Erin Andrews, is that you? Come here you sexy thang!!!

Anonymous said...
Mar 25, 2009, 7:58:00 PM  

Who would've thought Glenn Beck was a Jazz fan?

N--k G-----n said...
Mar 25, 2009, 9:16:00 PM  

I went to the Jazz game and I Jazzed-in-my-pants...

james5 said...
Mar 25, 2009, 9:48:00 PM  

Say hello to Tony Kornheiser's long-lost son...

Anonymous said...
Mar 26, 2009, 12:07:00 AM  

In local news today, the first ever bring a retard to the Jazz game apparently went well. According to fans near Raymond, he had a great time despite his very evident trick hip.

dAndy ManCandy said...
Mar 26, 2009, 8:34:00 AM  

The Cheerleader is acting as a major groupie when the Doughboy comes out of a timeout from the bench and says -

"Yeah Baby, Yeah! You know the MarshMAILow Man is going to dominate, first the opponent then YOU! Sure, you can meet me at the Limo after the game, then you will find out what a power forward I really am - when I give you a special DELIVERY. See ya after I finish the beat down here, until then - PILLSBURY PEACE!"

Mar 26, 2009, 9:35:00 AM  

Vincent D'Onofrio attending the recent Utah Jazz game while researching his role in the new Karl Malone biopic, Guns 'n' 18-Wheelers.

Turtle said...
Mar 26, 2009, 10:58:00 AM  

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