Create The Caption #390

Monday, July 13, 2009

Create the Caption is back by popular demand! I took a little hiatus from posting the captions, and sure it's hokey, but it's all in good fun. The CtC is back with a vengeance, and your comments are greatly appreciated.

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of LA Laker, Adam Morrison, being interviewed by, David Aldridge?

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Posted by Awful Announcing at 12:03 PM


Aldridge: So you played with the Lakers last season?

Morrison: Yes.

Aldridge: Are you sure you did?

Morrison: Yes.

Aldridge: I don't remember you on the team.

Morrison: Yes.

Aldridge: Do you have any proof?

Morrison: Sure, uh, (starts walking) let me get that proof out of my car (starts running, sound of car burning tires out of the neighborhood).

James said...
Jul 13, 2009, 12:34:00 PM  

Morrison: "I said I would only talk to you if Awful Announcing puts my picture in the Create a Caption contest."

49er16 said...
Jul 13, 2009, 12:47:00 PM  

Reporter: Do you feel you can still be a major contributor in this league?

Morrison: Sure. Not many guys can be that all important expiring contract tacked onto to a trade that gets some contender the final piece of the puzzle they need to make a run for a title.

Tar Heel Fan said...
Jul 13, 2009, 12:47:00 PM  

I think I annoy people less with shorter hair. Though, I'm sure they still hate my half stache white trash mustache I have going on.

DiLo said...
Jul 13, 2009, 12:52:00 PM  

David Aldridge quickly ends the interview upon discovering he wasn't speaking to Kevin Federline.

Wade Robertson said...
Jul 13, 2009, 12:54:00 PM  

I prefer to think of this mustache as independent film quality, just to be fair.

Nathan Brice said...
Jul 13, 2009, 12:58:00 PM  

AM: Well, David, my long term goal right now is to eventually play in a real NBA game.

GMoney said...
Jul 13, 2009, 1:22:00 PM  

who still watches the NBA?

Unknown said...
Jul 13, 2009, 1:27:00 PM  

This is actually a video. David has nothing to ask and Adam has nothing to say. It went on for an hour and half before both men just walked away.

TJ said...
Jul 13, 2009, 1:27:00 PM  

I just dunked on LeBron! But they just took the video away... I swear!

Unknown said...
Jul 13, 2009, 1:33:00 PM  

Well, yes, Phil did have chronic on the bench that one night but I didn't inhale, I promise.

Brad James said...
Jul 13, 2009, 1:40:00 PM  

Yeah it's kind of hard to play when you're stoned. But I never get in the game anyway. I'm pretty high right now actually. That's the only way I can get through these interviews without freaking out because I know I don't belong anywhere near a basketball court at this point in my life. For many reasons.

Anonymous said...
Jul 13, 2009, 1:41:00 PM  

I'm leading J.J. Redick in the "Most Obscure NBA Career By a High Draft Pick" category by a mile now!

bceagle91 said...
Jul 13, 2009, 2:03:00 PM  

DA: I see you've been given a new uniform.

AM: What do you mean by that?

DA: Well, that doesn't look like the bad suit get-up you wore while sitting behind the bench during the playoffs.

AM: Fuck my life...

Turtle said...
Jul 13, 2009, 2:21:00 PM  

AM: Well, I just think everyone played really well and we did what it took to beat the Magic.

DA: What the hell do you mean "WE"???

Turtle said...
Jul 13, 2009, 2:25:00 PM  

"Hey Adam, what did you do to your hair?"

"Hey David, what did you do to your career?"

Jul 13, 2009, 2:55:00 PM  

David: "What has happened to your career?"

Adam: "Look who's talking"

Nathan Brice said...
Jul 13, 2009, 3:23:00 PM  

David: Any thoughts on being an NBA champion?


TJX said...
Jul 13, 2009, 5:51:00 PM  

AM: (Holds left hip) You see, my method to warming up the bench last season was working the left butt cheek and making my way across the entire bench.

Unknown said...
Jul 13, 2009, 6:18:00 PM  

Morrison: "Hey, JJ, tell me how my ass tastes"

Anonymous said...
Jul 13, 2009, 6:36:00 PM  

"It's been great having Kobe as a teammate. He saw me sulking off after a win over the Jazz and really showed me how I could do it better by being standoffish with teammates, demanding trades, and becoming disinterested in passing."

Cason said...
Jul 13, 2009, 8:08:00 PM  

"So how does it feel to be involved in the blockbuster Shannon Brown trade?"

Sportz Assassin said...
Jul 14, 2009, 1:34:00 AM  

I feel I'm an important piece of the team. Just this morning, Ron Ron told me that if I kept playing like I was I'd be holding a table leg. I took that to mean that I help hold the team up.

Unknown said...
Jul 14, 2009, 1:57:00 PM  
Anonymous said...
Sep 26, 2009, 6:24:00 AM  

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