Create The Caption #393

Monday, July 20, 2009

Create the Caption is back by popular demand! I took a little hiatus from posting the captions, and sure it's hokey, but it's all in good fun. The CtC is back with a vengeance, and your comments are greatly appreciated.

Last Wednesday's Winners....

"Albert, if I bounce this pitch, go around Busch Stadium and round up all the video tapes."- Walrus

"No, really....My new healthcare plan will pay for all of your steroids."- IH8DOOK

"Having learned to be more discreet about ogling teenage Brazilian girls, President Obama merely whispers about the brunette in the third row to Albert Pujols."- General Malaise

"Why yes, those are Bugle Boy jeans I'm wearing...."- Rex Banner

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Stewart Cink checking out the Claret Jug while second place finisher, Tom Watson, and Matteo Manassero of Italy look on?

Your Daily Links:

Tennis Fight! (DC Sports Bog)
Strahan might not be so bad at this sitcom thing (Watchdog)
Michael Jordan and his giant inflatable penis (SbB)
A double backflip gone wrong (TPS)
Richard Jefferson paid of his ex-fiancee (Black Sports Online)
Watching the NBA Summer League is like getting drunk (That NBA Lottery Pick)
Brett Favre is a tragic hero (Grand National)
An interesting post on various BCS team's strength of schedule (LOCG)

Posted by Awful Announcing at 2:50 PM


Yes that's my name there... there... there... there... there... and th-... ooops! Maybe next year.

SaveTheShield said...
Jul 20, 2009, 3:19:00 PM  

Hey Stewart, did ya see Erin Andrews new video?

J.S. said...
Jul 20, 2009, 3:25:00 PM  

Stewart- "I wonder how many times I will drink out of this thing."

Tom- "Don't say that. Matteo is underage."

Matteo- "Say hello to my little friend!!!"

Nathan Brice said...
Jul 20, 2009, 3:43:00 PM  

Cink: Someone scratched "Open 77 was boss!" on here...

Alan said...
Jul 20, 2009, 3:43:00 PM  

Manassero: "I bet I can pull more tail than these two old timers."

49er16 said...
Jul 20, 2009, 4:05:00 PM  

Cink: So let's agree on this. Matteo is Gutenberg, I am Danson, and Tom can be Selleck.

GMoney said...
Jul 20, 2009, 4:09:00 PM  

Hey won't be needing that all evening will you? I sure could use something to catch all my tears in this evening.

Turtle said...
Jul 20, 2009, 4:21:00 PM  

It was totally in better shape when I won it. See that dent...pool party at Lemieux's. Oh and that scratch...well, do you know what a "rusty trombone" is?

Turtle said...
Jul 20, 2009, 4:24:00 PM  

Watson: "Damn it Cink, I'm a doctor, not a golfer!"

Maynard said...
Jul 20, 2009, 4:31:00 PM  

Watson: You know you are going to hell right?

Cink: Yup

Unknown said...
Jul 20, 2009, 4:50:00 PM  

Cink: The plaque for the alternates is in the ladies room.

Jul 20, 2009, 4:56:00 PM  

Cink: Man, my mom was not even born in 1975.

Michael said...
Jul 20, 2009, 5:43:00 PM  

Stewart: I thought it would be bigger.
Tom: Mine's bigger.
Matteo: *holy crap that things HUUUGE* *don't try to touch it* *don't try to touch it* *ooooh, i want to touch it*

Lawdogg said...
Jul 20, 2009, 5:58:00 PM  

Stewart: "Damn, they spelled it 'SINK'! Happens every time!"

Tom: (Smirk)

jvwalt said...
Jul 20, 2009, 6:31:00 PM  

Cink: "Look, guys, I know this isn't the real Claret Jug."
Watson: "Why do you say that?"
Cink: "For starters, it's not named after Maurice. Second, Charles Barkley didn't win in 2004."

Jul 20, 2009, 7:04:00 PM  

Cink - "So this one...?"
Watson - "That's when I beat Ben Franklin and Oliver Cromwell in a 3-way playoff. Had a better stroke then."

Anonymous said...
Jul 20, 2009, 8:11:00 PM  

We both have hair, you half-tanned sonofabitch. Miss any three foot putts lately, you chin dimpled milk drinking scumsucker?

E Buzz said...
Jul 20, 2009, 8:56:00 PM  

Cink: "I wonder if the Antiques Roadshow is in town."

Cason said...
Jul 20, 2009, 9:12:00 PM  

Tom Watson learns the technique for giving oneself the Heimlich Maneuver in an effort to stem future instances of choking.

N--k G-----n said...
Jul 20, 2009, 9:30:00 PM  

Stewart: No Tom, that reads 'Stewart Cink,' not 'Charles Barkley'

Sriram said...
Jul 20, 2009, 9:57:00 PM  

Cink: "wow your on here a bunch of times Tom. Did you pussy all your final putts those years too?"

JeffDLowe said...
Jul 20, 2009, 11:00:00 PM  

Cink: "Yes, Tom, I realize that I am the most hated person since Hitler in British history, and Matteo... wait, sore subject, sorry."

Fairplay said...
Jul 21, 2009, 12:18:00 AM  

Look, you can still make out "Jean Van de" on here

Sean H said...
Jul 21, 2009, 2:55:00 AM  

Manassero: Wow that dude needs to trim his ear hair

Cink: Hey Tom, that is where your name would have gone...

MStewartWhite said...
Jul 21, 2009, 11:44:00 AM  

Tom: I thought you'd be the man to beat this weekend.

Cink: I guess you'll just have to keep beating yourself.

Matteo: I want a hamburger. No, cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips.

Drew said...
Jul 21, 2009, 12:16:00 PM  

"...There's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman..."
No, Stewart, I don't think that quote is on any of my Claret Jugs

IH8DOOK said...
Jul 21, 2009, 1:45:00 PM  

Watson: Look natural. Damnit, no. Don't look up. Pretend you can read and look at the jug.

Alright. We're having a nice conversation here, ok. I'm the only reason half these people are here, got it? This trophy is mine. You can hand it over now or I'll take it out of your cold dead hands after I beat your face in with a fairway wood in the parking lot. Your call, Cink.


sox head said...
Jul 21, 2009, 2:46:00 PM  

I'm so adorable the media won't even realize what a massive choke job I pulled on the 18th.

Jul 21, 2009, 3:45:00 PM  

"Nice shirt, I bet you get a free bowl of soup with that. Looks good on you, though."

Nothng like a variation of a quote from Caddyshack.

JamesCraven said...
Jul 21, 2009, 6:49:00 PM  
Anonymous said...
Sep 26, 2009, 6:05:00 AM  

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