Create The Caption #395

Monday, July 27, 2009

Create the Caption is back by popular demand! I took a little hiatus from posting the captions, and sure it's hokey, but it's all in good fun. The CtC is back with a vengeance, and your comments are greatly appreciated.

Last Thursday's Winners....

"This couldn't go any worse than the Ricky Williams experiment."- Tommy

"Ironically, the most famous and talented singer associated with the Dolphins didn't show as he was busy wasting away in Margaritaville."- Cason

"Anthony! Lopez! It's "Necessary Roughness 2: The Pros!"- Bayma

"Landshark stadium sounds so stoopid. Soon the Tunas will be playing in beautiful Fly Girl stadium!"- Lammy

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of, T.O. and Trent Edwards, chatting it up during their first practice together? (Thanks to WV for the photo)

Your Daily Links:

Lou Holtz got it done! (Online Sports Guys)
Clinton Portis is back, baby (BSO)
Davud Arquette Owns Derek Fisher (That NBA Lottery Pick)
Great names in Sports Movie equipment (Uncoached)
Why Tom Hamilton could be the worst local announcer in Baseball (Stiles Points)
Agreeing with T.O. (LOCG)
Syncronized swimming team gets crunk to "Stairway to Heaven" (Awesomely!)

Posted by Awful Announcing at 1:09 PM


And if you look over to my right, this is where I'll throw you under the bus by Halloween.

bceagle91 said...
Jul 27, 2009, 1:14:00 PM  

Yo, Trent, here's the deal, sucka, if you ever look toward Lee Evans, it's sit-ups in the driveway again.

Brad James said...
Jul 27, 2009, 1:31:00 PM  

I like to sashay to the left, then swing to the right. I call it the T.O. and everyone will be doing it by Christmas!

Turtle said...
Jul 27, 2009, 1:32:00 PM  

"F-Goodell! Vick should be my starting quarterback."

49er16 said...
Jul 27, 2009, 1:50:00 PM  

Owens describes the final of his 5 million reasons that it is best to date short women.

Wade Robertson said...
Jul 27, 2009, 1:55:00 PM  

No seriously, Jeff Garcia is this tall

Jul 27, 2009, 2:19:00 PM  

This is how tall everyone looks to me. Get used to it!!

Nathan Brice said...
Jul 27, 2009, 2:53:00 PM  

I don't care what anyone says you CAN'T steal my shorts!!!!

pnoasnidtiinvie said...
Jul 27, 2009, 2:55:00 PM  

TO: So, Trent, what's your first option?
Trent: Throw to TO.
TO: and your second?
Trent: Scramble for time, throw to TO.
TO: and your third?
Trent: Lee Ev...
TO: Dammit! NO! Do we have to do this again!

Anonymous said...
Jul 27, 2009, 3:08:00 PM  

T.O.: "I remember that 1st pitch at the Blue Jays game, dude. You better not bounce nothin' to me that high. Ever!"

Jul 27, 2009, 3:12:00 PM  

TO: "Yo Trent, stop being rude and say hi to my best friend Invisi-mini-me."

Birdman said...
Jul 27, 2009, 3:59:00 PM  

This will be my first touchdown dance, I call it "the Retarded Heisman."

Unknown said...
Jul 27, 2009, 4:07:00 PM  

What do you think, Trent? Should I really move to LA?

GMoney said...
Jul 27, 2009, 4:11:00 PM  

See, when I had got tangled in that net, what had happened was...

Alan said...
Jul 27, 2009, 4:44:00 PM  

"I made every other QB I played with feel this tall by the end of the season."

Anonymous said...
Jul 27, 2009, 4:57:00 PM  

Hey Trent, do I have any gum decay?

BF said...
Jul 27, 2009, 5:25:00 PM  

No, listen Trent, he used to be my quarterback, but not anymore. I only cry for you now.

Jul 27, 2009, 5:31:00 PM  

T.O.: "Hey man, you're my quarterback and if anyone ever criticizes you, it will be unfair."

Justin F. said...
Jul 27, 2009, 6:20:00 PM  

Look Man, don't say I didn't warn you. get me the ball that's all I'm sayin! If you in the closet TO is gonna out ya, feel me?

Anonymous said...
Jul 27, 2009, 6:59:00 PM  

Like I was saying, Jessica was cool with the tights and she ran the team more than Tony.

Cason said...
Jul 27, 2009, 9:10:00 PM  

I smell a rat.

akronpoppy said...
Jul 27, 2009, 10:25:00 PM  


questionmark said...
Jul 28, 2009, 2:55:00 AM  

"Look, when I throw you under the bus, it's best to tuck your head down so it doesn't hurt as much."

Sportz Assassin said...
Jul 28, 2009, 4:05:00 AM  

Seriously man, 3 feet tall with a flat head and no teeth.

Joseph Selby said...
Jul 28, 2009, 11:17:00 AM  

In person, Jerry Jones is only this tall.

Lawdogg said...
Jul 28, 2009, 12:23:00 PM  

How dare you speak to me like Joanna Krupa!

Anonymous said...
Jul 28, 2009, 1:06:00 PM  

Listen I got Romo to a new level and I can do the same for you. But you throw to the TE whoever that chump is and I'll put you back down here bro.

Brian Shannon said...
Jul 28, 2009, 1:37:00 PM  

I got a stack of nudie books dis high! You throw me the ball, half of em's yours.

BHill said...
Jul 28, 2009, 1:57:00 PM  

Next question, Trent.

Hubbo said...
Jul 28, 2009, 3:23:00 PM  

TO: No seriously...Romo is only this tall in real life. TV adds like 3 feet.

Jul 28, 2009, 5:22:00 PM  

5 seconds later...Trent grabs TO's hand and together they say "Red Rover, Red Rover we dare Marshawn over."

Mal said...
Jul 28, 2009, 9:25:00 PM  

Let's throw feces at a nun.

Anonymous said...
Jul 28, 2009, 10:55:00 PM  

"I too have also heard that Tennessee-Chattanooga is considered the Stanford of the East, we should get along great"

frickinidiot said...
Jul 28, 2009, 11:29:00 PM  

Terrell Owens teaches Trent Edwards steps to popular dances such as The Electric Slide and Thriller.

SteveD said...
Jul 29, 2009, 8:25:00 AM  
Anonymous said...
Sep 26, 2009, 5:51:00 AM  

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