The American Mustache Institue Speaks Out In Regards To Giambi's Shaving
Tuesday, August 05, 2008

I mentioned back in July that Dr. Aaron Perlut was by far the best ESPN First Take guest in the history of the show. Well with the upsetting news that Giambi had nixed the 'stache yesterday, Dr. Perlut came back on the ESPN morning show today to read a statement on the missing "lip fur"....
Not nearly as funny as the first appearance, but pretty entertaining. The Sal Fasano mention was unexpected and the use of the term "lip sweater" is definitely now going to be in my vocabulary. Good stuff, but the 'stache angle is definitely dead now.
ESPN First Take's Best Guest Ever: Dr. Aaron Perlut (Awful Announcing)
Labels: ESPN First Take, Jason Giambi, Mustaches, Randomness, YouTube Video
You Know Where You Can Put Your Shift, A**hole?
Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Hilarious find by Sports Crack today. Jason Giambi was batting in the bottom of the sixth inning against the O's last night when Brian Roberts decided to change up the standard shift on the lefty. Instead of standing in the deep infield and moving toward first, B-Rob decided to play almost all the way in the outfield (ala a short fielder in Softball). It almost worked too, but the first baseman's shot made it just past him.
The best part though by far was Giambi's reaction after the fact. He seemed none too pleased with the inventive Roberts. Watch as he rounds the base....
Sorry for the quality there, but it was the best I could get. The photo below via SC might give you a better look....

Apparently it was all in fun, but Giambi definitely looks a bit pissed off there for a moment. You know what it is? It's the 'stache. You can never tell if someone with one is smiling or not. Either way though....hilarious.
Jason Giambi Says F U To Brian Roberts (Sports Crack)
Labels: Baltimore, Jason Giambi, Middle Fingers, Mustaches, New York Yankees, The F Word, YouTube Video