While ESPN was prattling on about Brett Favre's performance in a random game from 1992, local Minnesota coverage was asking the important questions. Like who would you rather have at quarterback, Brett Favre or Fran Tarkenton? But most people missed that stellar convo, because of one opportunistic fan in the background. Take a look see....

This is all rumor of course, but I found this item funny and intriguing enough to post today. According to DCRTV and Mediabistro, Tony Kornheiser's car was stolen from a DC garage last week and there are claims of a stalker being the culprit as well as a heightened security detail for King Tony....

DCRTV: "Tony Kornheiser's (right) car was stolen from the ESPN garage in DC last week causing 'mad drama,' to quote one source. He dropped his keys in the garage, someone took the car, and now he's demanded extra security because he claims it's a stalker." More soon.....

Mediabistro's FishbowlDC: "We hear that Tony Kornheiser's car was stolen from the ESPN garage in DC, last week causing "mad drama," to quote one source. He dropped his keys in the garage, someone took the car and now he's demanded extra security because he claims its a stalker."

All of this is still a rumor at the moment, and while stalkers can be very scary, but come on. If you drop your car keys in a garage when someone's watching, you really only have yourself to blame. DC garages aren't the safest place in the world and there are some seedy characters hanging around. More on this when information becomes available.

Before I show you this video I want you (and him) to know that I love local Wizards Play-by-Play guy Steve Buckhantz. He has coined such terms as "Dagger" and "Backbreaker", and my personal favorite....the subdued "well how do you like that?" after the opposing team does something good.

While he is a great announcer and has the enthusiasm of 10 men......sometimes he gets out of hand. As evidenced after Pat Riley got T'ed up in last nights Wiz-Heat game....



"Jack Neis is keeping a close eye on him.......and he BANGED him."- SB

My favorite part might actually be color-guy Phil Chenier using the words "25th Thousandth Point" discussing Shaq. I still love you Steve.....please don't hate me.

See aren't Double Entendres much more fun than bigotry?!?!?!?!

From the The Big Lead comes this NSFW F-bomb from a Sportscaster from KSN in Wichita, Kansas. It's bad so shut your door if you're at work.