Oh, hell no. I think I'll stick to the NBA on Sunday.

Uh, no thanks. I'll be heading up to the mountains.

shannon sharpe turns a sideline report into a stand-up routine!

Wait... the Pro Bowl is usually on TV? That's news to me.

The Sideline: One man...one (very large, horse-shaped) mouth.....Shannon Sharpe

OK, normally I don't watch the Pro Bowl, but I'm just biding my time until Florida/Kentucky, but Greg Gumbel just said the stupidest thing I have ever heard in my life.

Tiki Barber throws a halfback-option pass 45 yards in the air, and it gets picked off by Ed Reed. Pretty nice looking throw.

Coming back from commercial, Greg Gumbel says, "Well, Tiki Barber can't be too happy about that throw."

Someone needs to tell Greg... 1) It's a fucking All-Star game, 2) Tiki could give a shit about who wins, considering he doesn't play football for a living any more, 3) it's a fucking All-Star game.

And Peyton Manning just threw incomplete on fourth and goal, so the turnover did not prove costly. Except for the lost field position, that could haunt them later.

I'm listening right now, and, ouch, this announce team is horrible!

Ooh that's hot, it's almost halftime. I think I'm going to run down and turn the game on to see if Sharpe will interview Belichick going into the half.

Meh. Time better spent on college hoops. Time to put Vitale on mute...

I should do a study of how many people actually listen to Vitale when he's on. If, say, 50% of the country is watching the game on mute, shouldn't they fire him?

At least Bryant Gumbel wasn't there, that would have been awful!