You Create the Caption #36 (Now With Links!)
Thursday, June 28, 2007
(Usually) Everyday (usually around noon) I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful (or two) of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Yesterday's Winner.....
"Too bad Serena's penis tape keeps her from moving like me."- Bevo
Are you funny enough to create a headline for this photo of your 2007 Top Draft Picks hanging out in NYC?
Daily Links:
Enough with the Durant talk Simmons (Rumors and Rants)
Join Lozoball....and now! (Why Don't We Get Drunk and Blog?)
Vegas Watch compiles about 100 Mock Draft to come up with a Consensus (Vegas Watch)
ESPN Introduces Nose Cam! (The Sports Hernia)
15 Comments:
Very strong MDT....I get jokes.
"Dammit, Joakim, can you manage to smile for ONE of these?"
noah thinking "I am soo going to Scores after the draft."
Noah thinking: Man, that Greg Oden.
Coming this summer on ESPN, it's 5 Men and a Baby.
I've been here before, my Dad plays tennis.
Al Horford describing to the cameraman what Corey Brewer is attempting to do in his pants.
Al Horford describing what he might do to the entire ESPN crew.
Joakim Noah sizes up his fellow draftees from right to left and thinks "Yes. No. Yes. No. Hellll yes!"
with friends like these, who needs taurean green?
Cop: Number 1, step forward.
Oden: Hand me the keys, you fucking cocksucker.
Cop: Number 2, step forward.
Noah: Give me the fucking keys, you fucking cocksucking motherfucker, aaarrrghh.
Picture just reminded me of the lineup scene in The Usual Suspects for some reason.
Oden: Back in my day, this used to be owned by the Injuns. Kids today...with your Nasdacks and hip hoppins.
Don't panic...just give them your credit card...we'll cancel it when we get home...
2107 AD - Old man Oden takes his 5 great great grandsons to the site he was drafted at 100 years earlier.
Of course, five minutes later they were all banned from Times Square for life for "loitering and gang-related activity".