Create The Caption #237

Thursday, July 03, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....

"If you're feelin' like an underacheiver, go and brush your shoulders off."- Adam

"A-Rod: That's Right. Madonna.
Melky: This was 10 years ago right?"- Ed from AZ

"They said my wife was sleeping with Lenny Kravitz?? Please...I'll have more hits today than he ever had."- Doug

"And she said, she's only got 4 minutes to save the world, and I told her, well that's fine because this is only gonna take 15 seconds."- THinds

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of this Red Sox fan getting the business from these Rays fans?

Daily Links:

Speaking of Jay-Z, He Was At Wimbeldon Yesterday! (Player Haters Ball)
Soccer's Joey Barton Has A Mean Streak (Fanhouse)
FOX Analyst Darrell Waltrip Does Good (Tennessean)
The Annoyance Of Announcers Predicting Pitches (700 Level)
Mike And The Mad Dog's Bucket List (M&TMD Blog)
Carlos Quentin Is Getting Hosed By MLB (Chicago Bull)
Some Great Clips Of Soccer Announcers (SS Reporters)
The Newest Grizz Fan....Adriana Lima (Moon Dog)
Americana At Its Finest (Rizzo Sports)
Sports Agencies And The NBA Draft (Sports Agent Blog)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:04 PM


Two Sox fans shown here display their disbelief as they just found out their winter home in St. Petersburg, Florida had been foreclosed on...

Anonymous said...
Jul 3, 2008, 12:31:00 PM  

Sox Fan: "Hmm I hope there isn't nonstop coverage of this on ESPN when I get home."

Anonymous said...
Jul 3, 2008, 12:40:00 PM  

Male Sox Man: "You thinkin what I'm thinkin?"

Female Sox Fan: "Time to switch bandwagons?"

Male: "Yep, let's hit up the gift shop on our way out."

Anonymous said...
Jul 3, 2008, 12:46:00 PM  

I don't know what's more troubling, our middle relief, or that that broom looks like a giant tampon. That couldn't possibly be pleasant to use.

Anonymous said...
Jul 3, 2008, 12:52:00 PM  

Sox Fan: "You know, these fans are pathetic! Only coming out when their team starts to win a few games...wait, that sounds really familiar......."

Mez said...
Jul 3, 2008, 1:03:00 PM  

White Shirt Guy - "If he says I can't believe we're losing to the DEVIL rays one more time, I swear I'm gonna launch my slice of pizza at him."

Anonymous said...
Jul 3, 2008, 1:15:00 PM  

If that Rays fan isn't careful, he's gonna get a 15 yard penalty.

BF said...
Jul 3, 2008, 1:42:00 PM  

The Red Sox Nation announces they are performing a little house cleaning members starting with any douche that wears the wrong colored hat.

Anonymous said...
Jul 3, 2008, 2:23:00 PM  

red sox girl, "sure he said "come to Florida, it will be a great time." Freakin loser! I should never have dumped that Yankees guy"

Anonymous said...
Jul 3, 2008, 2:45:00 PM  

Can you spot the fan that actually would've shown up to this game LAST year?

Anonymous said...
Jul 3, 2008, 2:46:00 PM  

"Yeah, you win this round Tampa Bay. But have you ever won a Superbowl? You have? Sorry, I only started watching football in 2004."

Down Goes Brown said...
Jul 3, 2008, 2:49:00 PM  

"Somebody tell that guy that Bejing is the other way. Wait, that's supposed to be a broom?"

Anonymous said...
Jul 3, 2008, 3:22:00 PM  

We just sweep the defending World Champs and you give me this broom? Is this how I have to pay for Scott Kazmir's salary now?

Anonymous said...
Jul 3, 2008, 3:38:00 PM  

Finally...after 10 years in the red, Tampa Bay Novelty Inflatable Broom Co. turned a profit.

Anonymous said...
Jul 3, 2008, 3:54:00 PM  

Sox girl: "I come down here with this guy and we get swept by the Rays. That's it, I'm going back to dating chicks and going to WNBA games".

Kevin Rose said...
Jul 3, 2008, 3:56:00 PM  

This would not have happened had we worn our pink hats and jerseys.

GMoney said...
Jul 3, 2008, 4:11:00 PM  

"I don't know how, but this is all Buckner's fault."

Jeremiah said...
Jul 3, 2008, 4:25:00 PM  

The longtime Red Sox fan, already annoyed by all the bandwagoners back home for his team in Fenway, was not amused when he ran into another team full of bandwagoners on his Florida vacation

Anonymous said...
Jul 3, 2008, 4:45:00 PM  

Thanks for the link to my site dudes. I really appreciate it.

Anonymous said...
Jul 3, 2008, 5:18:00 PM  

As a loyal Sawx fan and native Bawstonian visiting in Tampaw, I am really disappointed that these people are mawking our owesome team.

Anonymous said...
Jul 3, 2008, 5:25:00 PM  

"Tampons! Step up and get your tampons! Tampons for sale here!"

Anonymous said...
Jul 3, 2008, 5:41:00 PM  
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Stock Lemon said...
Jul 3, 2008, 8:51:00 PM  

Win Ben Stein's Al East fan allegiance

Stock Lemon said...
Jul 3, 2008, 8:52:00 PM  

We can't even get a Sam Adams down here to drown our sorrows.
Just something called a Corona.

Anonymous said...
Jul 3, 2008, 9:44:00 PM  

Kiss Cam! C'mon! Kiss Cam!

Mal said...
Jul 3, 2008, 11:10:00 PM  

hey Dickie V, stop hitting on erin andrews or imma have to use this broom on you

Anonymous said...
Jul 4, 2008, 12:12:00 AM  

Third one down better be chosen. That's EXACTLY what I was thinking.

aquaman said...
Jul 4, 2008, 9:03:00 AM  

The Sports Chick-of-a-Friend and my buddy J-Bug look just like Brianna and Dave on "Real World" Hollywood" when they hear that Greg admitted to stealing Sarah's underwear.

Anonymous said...
Jul 4, 2008, 10:43:00 AM  

Douchebag Red Sox fans usually have no problem standing out. This guy didn't want to leave anything to chance.

Anonymous said...
Jul 4, 2008, 11:47:00 AM  

"You guys have won 2 World Series in 4 seasons? Oh yeah? Well, we've been winning for 3 months! THREE FULL MONTHS! SUCK ON THAT! WHOOOOOOO!!!!!"

Anonymous said...
Jul 4, 2008, 12:16:00 PM  

Is this heaven?'s Tropicana Field

Anonymous said...
Jul 4, 2008, 1:11:00 PM  

Red Sox guy: "Shit, D-Ray colors aren't red & green? Looks like I may need to hit the team store if I wanna keep this 47-game win streak alive..."

Walton's Wisdom said...
Jul 4, 2008, 1:49:00 PM  

"Well next year we're dropping the "Red" and just go by "Sox" and then we'll see who is laughing then!"

sweetbob said...
Jul 4, 2008, 5:10:00 PM  

Abner Louima Night is ruined when the Rays hand out inflatable brooms instead of inflatable plungers.

Anonymous said...
Jul 5, 2008, 2:01:00 PM  

"See, Tampa has real fans. We even have these nifty blow up brooms. Take that for tradition and dedication, Fenway!"

Anonymous said...
Jul 6, 2008, 10:50:00 AM  

Maybe we should just become the Boston Sox...

Jul 6, 2008, 12:53:00 PM  

well, at least that sox chick can go home and say she's f*cking matt damon....'s look-a-like.

Anonymous said...
Jul 6, 2008, 10:17:00 PM  

Kevin Canessa has had the foresight of a Mike and the Mad Dog Split since this post.

Way before the Neil Best article,0,6533007.column?track=rss

He deserves that credit!

Anonymous said...
Jul 7, 2008, 1:23:00 PM  

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