Create The Caption #236
Wednesday, July 02, 2008
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Yesterday's Winners....
"For the first time in 15 years, New York actually sees what real basketball talent looks like."- Jim Williams
"Team USA Diary: Day One
8 AM - Practice laughing at video of Kenny Smith jumping over a car."- Pickitup
"J.J. Redick still plays in the NBA!?!? Seriously coach stop joking around!"- PLBT
"Boozer: Ha ha, yeah, LeBron. It IS going to be hillarious when you screw Cleveland like I did."- Anon
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of A-Rod before last night's game?
Daily Links:
Steve Lyons Tells A Great Ozzie Guillen Story But Describes Him As Looking Like A Dishwasher (Primoz Forever)
ESPN Is All About Promoting Wipeout (East Coast Bias)
Osi Is A Bad Rapper (Small White Ball)
Speaking Of Osi, Could He Take Out Mario? (KSK)
The MLB Movie Awards (Blue Monkey Disco Party)
Celebs + Sports = Comedy (All Balls)
Shaolin Shadow Boxing Could Be An Olympic Sport (Steady Burn)
More On The Potential Jennings To Europe Happenings (JV Sports)
The Starred Bonds Ball Is In Its Rightful Place (NOIS)
Sexual Harassment Lawsuit In MLS (The World Wide Leader)
31 Comments:
Gia-me slapped ee on the back an now ma faith ith thtuck like this!
Some old lady from the stands: "Strike a pose.....Strike a pose."
"... Beauty's where you find it
Not just where you bump and grind it
Soul is in the musical
That's where I feel so beautiful
Magical, life's a ball
So get up on the dance floor
[chorus]
Vogue, (Vogue)
Beauty's where you find it (move to the music)
Vogue, (Vogue)
Beauty's where you find it (go with the flow)"
I'm not a popstar virgin, not after my first time.
Not a popstar virgin, Madanna's naked in a bed of mine.
A-Rod shows off his specialized "Shocker" technique required for Madonna. It does include the batting helmet.
A-Rod: (singing) "Like a virgin...touched for the very first time..."
Melky: "Quit staring at my ass again, Alex."
Anyone can mistake Steinbrenner for Madonna when the lights are off, right?.....right?
Man, my arm's killing me. Who knew being with Madonna could still leave you sore the next day? I thought the swing would help with that...
Please big mean Rangers, don't beat us again!!
(Note: I'm not going for funny so much as I am looking for a spot to gloat about the Rangers taking the first two games in the series after the New York sports media was predicting a certain Yankees sweep.)
Dude, I can do so much better than that skanky ho Madonna, besides Rodman had a turn on that ride!!
A-Rod: That's Right. Madonna.
Melky (Is that Melky?): This was 10 years ago right?
Damn son! She ain't like a virgin anymore!
Peter Parker felt his spider sense tingling, but saw no sign of the Goblin. It was only A-Rod ... or so he thought.
In a totally unshocking development, guess who just developed simultaneous cases of Herpes AND Crabs?
Dude, if you ever get a chance at a girl with gapped teeth, seriously, go for it!
A-Rod is no stranger to Madonna's immaculate collection.
DAAANNG!! Did you see the shot Molina took? Heard he got 15 days on the DL for busted kibbles and bits.
...and then she started telling me about Kaballah and I had no idea what she was talking about.
...and according to Kobe, this is how Shaq's ass taste.
..."then she told me that I needed to breathe through my eyelids. And I said, Madonna, where do you get this stuff?!?
A-Rod: "After the game tonight, Madonna and I are going out. We're going to stay up all night and party like we've just won the World Series. Afterward, we're going to go back to my place, save the world in 4 minutes, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!"
hey madonna. you and me. after the game. alright
P-I-M-P
She slept with Canseco? Really? I'm feeling itchy already!
But then she said she wanted to tie me up and finally make a man out of me. At least she let me use my pink fuzzy handcuffs. See! No bruises!
(Signaling to Madonna in her luxury box): let's try three tonight...
Hey Madonna, two words! SLUMP BUSTER!!!
Guy off camera: So A-Rod, what's Madonna really like?
A-Rod: Bro, you DON'T wanna know...trust me!
They said my wife was sleeping with Lenny Kravitz?? Please...I'll have more hits today than he ever had.
"And she said, she's only got 4 minutes to save the world, and I told her, well that's fine because this is only gonna take 15 seconds."
If you're feelin' like an underacheiver, go and brush your shoulders off.