Create The Caption #235

Tuesday, July 01, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....

"Joe Alexander spends his first day on the job napping in the lobby after Bucks security refuses him entry into the team's training facilities, claiming they had never heard of anyone named Joe Alexander."- Mike Maloney

"During the offseason it's 'Officer' Jack Ramsey, thank you very much."- App Fan

"Joe Alexander demonstrates some of the skills that helped him become one the draft's biggest sleepers."- Rick "Big Pun" Reilly

"Joe Alexander denied entrance to the Bucks' facilities? This never would have happened if they had wised up and hired Simmons as their GM!"- Nate

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Team USA laughing it up in New York?

Daily Links:

An Awesome Look Into The Lakers-Kings Game Six (82 Games)
Tony Mandarich Is A Photographer? (On 205th)
Spain Knows How To Party! (The Sporting Blog)
The Cubs Are Reeling The Believers In (I'm Writing Sports)
B-Diddy Cannot Be Serious About Playing For The Knicks Can He? (The Play In CA)
An Interesting Look At The Rest Of The NBA Free Agents (Cake Rocks The Party)
Wait, Omar Vizquel Is Still Playing? (Simon on Sports)
Ced Benson To The Texans? (Fanhouse)
No A-Rod In The Derby (NY Daily News)
The Saturday Post Was Awesome (PSAMP)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:31 PM


"Tay-shaun is half-white! Tay-shaun is half-white! Everyone laugh at Tay-Shaun!"

Logan Jenkins said...
Jul 1, 2008, 1:07:00 PM  

For the first time in 15 years, New York actually sees what real basketball talent look like.

Jim Williams said...
Jul 1, 2008, 1:14:00 PM  

Last week Kobe couldn't do it without me

Anonymous said...
Jul 1, 2008, 1:15:00 PM  

Where the white women at?

Anonymous said...
Jul 1, 2008, 1:20:00 PM  

The only thing this team will pass is.....gas.

Taylor Price said...
Jul 1, 2008, 1:21:00 PM  

After viewing this picture, Beijing officials have mandated that all women in China begin a strict Kegel's regiment.

Cameron Michael said...
Jul 1, 2008, 1:26:00 PM  
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Jake said...
Jul 1, 2008, 1:28:00 PM  

Sadly, Ricky Martin was unable to attend the Menudo reunion photo shoot.

Matt said...
Jul 1, 2008, 1:30:00 PM  

So, Kobe, how does Shaq's ass taste?

steve said...
Jul 1, 2008, 1:37:00 PM  

"The Media thinks we're going to win the gold with THIS bench? HAHAHAHAHA!"

Shane B. said...
Jul 1, 2008, 1:41:00 PM  

"When do we get paid for this shit?... Uh we DON'T! Fuck it, I'm out..."

Anonymous said...
Jul 1, 2008, 1:54:00 PM  

When does the truck party begin?

James said...
Jul 1, 2008, 2:11:00 PM  

Team USA was in stitches when the photographer told them all to say "No more DUI's".

Jeff the Web Guy said...
Jul 1, 2008, 2:40:00 PM  
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Pickitup said...
Jul 1, 2008, 3:01:00 PM  

Team USA Diary:
Day One
8 AM - Practice laughing at video of Kenny Smith jumping over a car.

Pickitup said...
Jul 1, 2008, 3:02:00 PM  

Deron Williams wonders, "what is everybody fake laughing at?"

Anonymous said...
Jul 1, 2008, 3:12:00 PM  

Coach K just told the team that Wojo was going to be their big man coach.

A. Abdelnaby said...
Jul 1, 2008, 3:14:00 PM  

HAHAHAHA.... Remember when we placed third last time.... HAHAHA

TRT said...
Jul 1, 2008, 3:29:00 PM  

Not Pictured; Kobe shoving everyone off the roof.

Cheez-It said...
Jul 1, 2008, 3:32:00 PM  

With everyone laughing, we know for sure that Carlos Mencia is not there.

GMoney said...
Jul 1, 2008, 4:03:00 PM're so right though, man. We are going to suck this year.

Anonymous said...
Jul 1, 2008, 4:28:00 PM  

People always seem to break into laughter when the tour guide shows them where Superboy got pushed off the roof in Copland.

Anonymous said...
Jul 1, 2008, 4:33:00 PM  

The Mini-Me sex tape is revealed to the players.

ssreporters said...
Jul 1, 2008, 4:40:00 PM  

"We threw the Rat off the we can play real basketball and not choke when it counts!"

Anonymous said...
Jul 1, 2008, 5:10:00 PM  

Watching PTI right now and hardly recognized Jay Mariotti with his newly dyed hair. Check out this clown.

Anonymous said...
Jul 1, 2008, 5:45:00 PM  

Not pictured: Honky McGee

el_hombre said...
Jul 1, 2008, 7:15:00 PM  

Dwight Howard @ Tayshawn Prince - "Damn can you stop farting while we're trying to take the picture"

houroc said...
Jul 1, 2008, 7:25:00 PM  

Further evidence the U.S. Men's basketball team hasn't been told they will be playing in China.

Jul 1, 2008, 8:11:00 PM  

Boozer: Ha ha, yeah, LeBron. It IS going to be hillarious when you screw Cleveland like I did.

Anonymous said...
Jul 1, 2008, 8:28:00 PM  

LeBron James: Damn, Tayshaun! Who has bigger arms, you or Mischa Barton?

Jason Kidd: Ha ha, yeah, I'd hit that like I hit Joumana.

Dan W said...
Jul 1, 2008, 8:34:00 PM  

Flopping practice is when ?

jg said...
Jul 1, 2008, 8:46:00 PM  

As the team has a laugh waiting for the two helicopters to take them to China, little do they know that one of the 'copters is for LeBron and Kobe only...

Lammy742 said...
Jul 1, 2008, 10:20:00 PM  

J.J. Redick still plays in the NBA!?!? Seriously coach stop joking around!

PLBT said...
Jul 2, 2008, 12:47:00 AM  

Hey guys, got a joke for ya:



Heef said...
Jul 2, 2008, 4:36:00 AM  

HAHAHAHA!! White guy? What white guy! HAHAHA!

Anonymous said...
Jul 2, 2008, 7:24:00 AM  

Team USA reacts to news 'walking' is enforced in the Olympics.

AppFan said...
Jul 2, 2008, 8:15:00 AM  

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