Create The Caption #235
Tuesday, July 01, 2008
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Yesterday's Winners....
"Joe Alexander spends his first day on the job napping in the lobby after Bucks security refuses him entry into the team's training facilities, claiming they had never heard of anyone named Joe Alexander."- Mike Maloney
"During the offseason it's 'Officer' Jack Ramsey, thank you very much."- App Fan
"Joe Alexander demonstrates some of the skills that helped him become one the draft's biggest sleepers."- Rick "Big Pun" Reilly
"Joe Alexander denied entrance to the Bucks' facilities? This never would have happened if they had wised up and hired Simmons as their GM!"- Nate
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Team USA laughing it up in New York?
Daily Links:
An Awesome Look Into The Lakers-Kings Game Six (82 Games)
Tony Mandarich Is A Photographer? (On 205th)
Spain Knows How To Party! (The Sporting Blog)
The Cubs Are Reeling The Believers In (I'm Writing Sports)
B-Diddy Cannot Be Serious About Playing For The Knicks Can He? (The Play In CA)
An Interesting Look At The Rest Of The NBA Free Agents (Cake Rocks The Party)
Wait, Omar Vizquel Is Still Playing? (Simon on Sports)
Ced Benson To The Texans? (Fanhouse)
No A-Rod In The Derby (NY Daily News)
The Saturday Post Was Awesome (PSAMP)
36 Comments:
For the first time in 15 years, New York actually sees what real basketball talent look like.
Last week Kobe couldn't do it without me
Where the white women at?
The only thing this team will pass is.....gas.
After viewing this picture, Beijing officials have mandated that all women in China begin a strict Kegel's regiment.
Sadly, Ricky Martin was unable to attend the Menudo reunion photo shoot.
So, Kobe, how does Shaq's ass taste?
"The Media thinks we're going to win the gold with THIS bench? HAHAHAHAHA!"
"When do we get paid for this shit?... Uh we DON'T! Fuck it, I'm out..."
When does the truck party begin?
Team USA was in stitches when the photographer told them all to say "No more DUI's".
Team USA Diary:
Day One
8 AM - Practice laughing at video of Kenny Smith jumping over a car.
Deron Williams wonders, "what is everybody fake laughing at?"
Coach K just told the team that Wojo was going to be their big man coach.
HAHAHAHA.... Remember when we placed third last time.... HAHAHA
Not Pictured; Kobe shoving everyone off the roof.
With everyone laughing, we know for sure that Carlos Mencia is not there.
Hehe.....haha.....you're so right though, man. We are going to suck this year.
People always seem to break into laughter when the tour guide shows them where Superboy got pushed off the roof in Copland.
The Mini-Me sex tape is revealed to the players.
"We threw the Rat off the roof...now we can play real basketball and not choke when it counts!"
AA,
Watching PTI right now and hardly recognized Jay Mariotti with his newly dyed hair. Check out this clown.
Not pictured: Honky McGee
Dwight Howard @ Tayshawn Prince - "Damn can you stop farting while we're trying to take the picture"
Further evidence the U.S. Men's basketball team hasn't been told they will be playing in China.
Boozer: Ha ha, yeah, LeBron. It IS going to be hillarious when you screw Cleveland like I did.
LeBron James: Damn, Tayshaun! Who has bigger arms, you or Mischa Barton?
Jason Kidd: Ha ha, yeah, I'd hit that like I hit Joumana.
Flopping practice is when ?
As the team has a laugh waiting for the two helicopters to take them to China, little do they know that one of the 'copters is for LeBron and Kobe only...
J.J. Redick still plays in the NBA!?!? Seriously coach stop joking around!
Hey guys, got a joke for ya:
WNBA.
BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHA!! White guy? What white guy! HAHAHA!
Team USA reacts to news 'walking' is enforced in the Olympics.
"Tay-shaun is half-white! Tay-shaun is half-white! Everyone laugh at Tay-Shaun!"