Create The Caption #242

Friday, July 11, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....

"Oh my god, oh my god, I think the one in the fanny pack likes me! Play it cool Tim, play it cool..."- Mez

"What's the difference between Crocs and Gators? Nothing, they both look ridiculous."- Pete

"Baby: "You've actually got a RECEIVER over there on the right, you know what one of those is? No? OK then, run it up the middle again. (sigh)""- Anon

"I can see a football on the ground, so I'm going to go ahead and assume that Darren McFadden was cropped out of the photo."- Down Goes Brown

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Tim Tebow hanging with Erin Andrews in Gainesville? (Sorry, I had to do it)

Daily Links:

Boston's Julie Donaldson Is Going To Get The Bad Character Treatment In Court (Boston Herald)
An Interview With Steelers Ownership (Modesi's House)
Ralph Branca Is Not A Fan Of Baseball Music (Bugs and Cranks)
Just Say No To Favre (Waiting For Next Year)
Channing Frye Gets Lasik (Real Clear Sports)
Don't Feel Bad About Sexson (Rumors and Rants)
Selling Your Fandom On EBAY (Lion In Oil)
Barry Bonds Just Needs A Mustache (Simon on Sports)
60% Of NBA Players Go Broke (All Balls)
Let's Vote Someone Out Of The All Star Game (Vegas Watch)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:01 PM


Nope...that wasn't a Heisman is his pocket.

Anonymous said...
Jul 11, 2008, 12:31:00 PM  

Tebow: Sorry AA, but EA is all mine. Don't feel too bad AA, Erin has just told me that Pam Ward is single and available.

Anonymous said...
Jul 11, 2008, 12:33:00 PM  

Who's gonna win the blue ribbon? You! Hey Erin. You! You! Look at me, Erin. You! Hey Erin. You!

Adam J said...
Jul 11, 2008, 12:38:00 PM  

Seriously, Sutcliffe is buck naked...right over there! I'm not kidding!

Anonymous said...
Jul 11, 2008, 12:42:00 PM  

"Oh my God ... I did nail you!"

Anonymous said...
Jul 11, 2008, 12:45:00 PM  

Tim Tebow: (in his best 5 yr old snotty kid voice)Ooooooooooooooooooh I'm telling...ERIN ANDREWS SWALLOWS!!!!

Jeremy said...
Jul 11, 2008, 12:47:00 PM  

"That was you!?!? That smells awful, Erin."

Anonymous said...
Jul 11, 2008, 12:48:00 PM  

Tebow: "Come on Erin, let's play just the tip, just for a second, just to see how it feels"

EA: "Tim stop it. You know how to sweet talk a girl"

foos said...
Jul 11, 2008, 12:51:00 PM  

EA: Wow Timmy, your so strong!

TT: Coach Meyer says nobody has the right to touch me in the naughty spot . . . except him!

Mario Losasso said...
Jul 11, 2008, 12:56:00 PM  

Vitale? Get out!!!

Anonymous said...
Jul 11, 2008, 1:05:00 PM  

TT- EWWWWWWWW Bruce Pearl has the hots for you!!!
EA- Stop it Timmy, you're TOTALLY making me blush.

Anonymous said...
Jul 11, 2008, 1:13:00 PM  

EA: What, me go out with you? Not until you can throw a 5-yard out.

Anonymous said...
Jul 11, 2008, 1:13:00 PM  

Although Tim Tebow may have won the Heisman in New York, Erin Andrews is giving him the Heisman in Gainesville.

Telecomedian said...
Jul 11, 2008, 1:30:00 PM  

See, this finger is me on a football field. Now let me show you how I can run it up the middle.

Anonymous said...
Jul 11, 2008, 1:35:00 PM  

EA: We're so close, its like we finish each others...


Anonymous said...
Jul 11, 2008, 1:38:00 PM  

EA: So what do you think we get together?
TB: Hahaha, you don't have a big enough rack for me.
EA: What if I let you throw it in the back door?
TB: Well if you put it that way.

Simon said...
Jul 11, 2008, 1:42:00 PM  

Mom and Dad call you The Devil's Whore of Temptation.

MDLindley said...
Jul 11, 2008, 1:49:00 PM  

Tebow: No, YOU look better in a Florida Cheerleader's outfit.

Anonymous said...
Jul 11, 2008, 1:57:00 PM  

You've got a purty little mouth there, Ms. Andrews.

Anonymous said...
Jul 11, 2008, 2:07:00 PM  

Tebow: "Paper covers rock! You gotta take your top off!

Erin: "Ha ha. Tim, we're not really playing that game, and my name isn't Amber."

Chango said...
Jul 11, 2008, 2:26:00 PM  

EA: Oh Tim, stop doing your Korean store owner impersonation

Jeff V said...
Jul 11, 2008, 2:30:00 PM  

Tebow: In my dreams your blowing me..... some kisses!

Andrews: That's One of my favorite things to do!

Anonymous said...
Jul 11, 2008, 2:40:00 PM  

No, really Erin! It IS only as big as this finger! And that's on a GOOD day!

Unknown said...
Jul 11, 2008, 2:41:00 PM  

TT: Let me show you my "oh" face.

EA: I just thought you were turning Japanese, I really think so.

Anonymous said...
Jul 11, 2008, 3:16:00 PM  

TT: This is the finger I used on Jenn Sterger before last year's UF-FSU game.

EA: Keep it away from me, I haven't been immunized from whatever she carries.

Anonymous said...
Jul 11, 2008, 3:18:00 PM  

Come on Erin, just pull my finger.

Anonymous said...
Jul 11, 2008, 4:00:00 PM  

EA: Just one finger, Tim? I would thinkl you would be able to use at least three or four on her.

Anonymous said...
Jul 11, 2008, 4:12:00 PM  

No, you're shmoopy!!!

ffhater said...
Jul 11, 2008, 4:14:00 PM  

Tebow: Oh, Ha Ha Ha, another "jorts" joke. You are so witty.

GMoney said...
Jul 11, 2008, 4:15:00 PM get to the other side

The Editor said...
Jul 11, 2008, 4:26:00 PM  

Stop laughting, Erin. I'm serious. That cheerleader over there SWORE to me that this earring made me look cool.

Jeremiah said...
Jul 11, 2008, 5:05:00 PM  

i never thought anybody would be creepier than Bruce Pearl, but now i got people trying to touch me with their hands that they used to perform circumscissions

Anonymous said...
Jul 11, 2008, 5:51:00 PM  


Anonymous said...
Jul 11, 2008, 5:52:00 PM  

Moments after Andrews asked Tebow what type of coverage he could exploit this year.

Walton's Wisdom said...
Jul 11, 2008, 6:06:00 PM  

C'mon, you know you want to tell me how my ass tastes.

Anonymous said...
Jul 11, 2008, 6:34:00 PM  

Tebow: "Haha, you think I want *you*? Everyone knows I'm saving myself for Shanoff."

Chris said...
Jul 11, 2008, 11:51:00 PM  

TT: So I took this finger and dipped it in, and wala! Water into wine. Jesus was so impressed that he asked if I could teach him.

Anonymous said...
Jul 12, 2008, 12:24:00 AM  

...and then we'll go shopping.

Mal said...
Jul 12, 2008, 12:37:00 AM  

Wait a minute .... Erin Andrews, you JUST about turned me hetero, you sly vixen. Now knock that off.

Anonymous said...
Jul 12, 2008, 11:31:00 AM  

You're crazy Erin, I'd never be caught dead in a pink polo and Florida Gator crocs!

Anonymous said...
Jul 12, 2008, 12:23:00 PM  

TT: Ohhhhh, so YOU were that chick who left all those crazy messages on my phone.

Cason said...
Jul 12, 2008, 12:48:00 PM  

To settle a bet by the rest of the Gators football team, EA is sent to hang around Tebow to check on his sexual orientation.

Lammy742 said...
Jul 12, 2008, 4:44:00 PM  

And just when Tebow began to make his move, "Erin" removed her head, and it revealed Lee Corso ready with the cocoa oil.

TJX said...
Jul 13, 2008, 5:02:00 PM  

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