Hansbrough: "Screw the blood, tell me how you are going to give us all the calls in the Natinal Championship game."

Ok, so I did travel. You didn't have to be such a dick about it.

I worked hard for this cut

Tyler Hansbrough's platelets show their hustle, grit, and determination as they scab over a wrist wound in nearly half the time of a normal human body.

Ref: Sorry, not as good as Schilling's sock

Please - kiss it better...

Is there anything that you can do about my stigmata, sir?

When I was in high school, we were playing the Beavers, and their point guard turned into a freakin' werewolf. Scratched up my damn arm. The guy scored like 80 points in one quarter. I'm surprised you haven't heard of it. You'd think something like that would make the national news, for the werewolf angle alone.

Ref: I know first aid, but there is no way that I am going to help you.

Hey, Mr. official, I thought we gods didn't bleed. Weird, huh?

Ref: "Magic Johnson just told me he wants to give you a post-game hand shake if you guys win tonight. Not sure what that's about."

Tim Tebow's blood cures AIDS, cancer and prevents random asteroid crashes. You don't impress me Hansbrough.

CHARLIE BIT ME!

You realize if we don't win Obama's gonna need a bailout....

Ref: You're bleeding, man. You're hit.
"Psycho-T": I ain't got time to bleed.

(couldn't resist)

Ref - "No, no, no Tyler. It's down the road, not across the street."

Anyway this could keep me out of the National Championship game?

Don't worry ref, my dad's a doctor

Yes, in fact I do tuck my jersey into my tighty whiteys. Thank you.

Look ref, how many times do I have to tell you? Dante Cunningham IS A VAMPIRE!

Lestat clearly had Villanova going all the way.

"I'll be fine, ref. Dr. Bunsen Honeydew will have me test some smoking liquid that's supposed to be an 'Internal Band-Aid.'"

NOBODY MAKES ME BLEED MY OWN BLOOD!!!

Look at me, I'm EMO! Cutting is cool!

"I know, but in this economy I simply can't afford to put a ring on your finger right now. I have to go back to work now, we'll talk later, Snookums."

"Forget the blood, alright Ty? I know a guy, he's a saint, he'll give you one heck of a manicure."

"Are they really that bad?"

After we do this we'll be best friends forever!

Tyler: "See, ref, I'm injured. Please pass this along to the NCAA so I can have one more year of eligibility. PLEASE GET ME ONE MORE YEAR!"

ref: *gasps* "OMG!! you're bleeding!"
ty: "aw, ref. its just a cut. nothing serious."
ref: "i think im gonna pass out. UF!!" *grabs hold of ty*

And then...and then he said we were gonna go play in the park, but he was rough, and then he told me he's NOT 12 years old, he's actually 45

Tyler: If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it.