Well that was a fun year wasn't it? Went by pretty quick too. Last year I had a bit of an Awards Show for the Pammies, so I figured we'd give it another shot this year before we get into the post season. Some of the categories are the same, and some are new, but all highlight the fact that someone will say something dumb, any given Saturday.

As far as though Post Season Pammies, we'll be putting up open threads for most games, and keeping track of the quotes as the games go along. There might even be a live-blog or two at some point. As always, your help is welcomed and thanks again for a great CFB regular season. Onto the quotes of the year!

The Captain Obvious Quote of the Year:

Runner Ups:
"If you run for the endzone, a lot of time, you score." - Petros Papadakis
"Every tackle you make could be touchdown saving." - Charles Davis

Winner:
"If the ball hits the ground, by rule it's incomplete."- Mike Patrick

The "I Have No Idea What I'm Saying But I'm Going With It Anyway" Quote of the Year:

Runner Ups:
“Great tackle, er, broken tackle by Charles. Gordon finally gets him in the backfield. Gain of 5 for Charles.”- Pam Ward
"I'm not real good at Math, but that sounds like a backwards pass."- Ray Bentley
"When you're a boxer and working the body, the lumberjack swings the ax." - Doc Walker
"I don't even know if you're allowed to say this. But just like you can't be a little bit pregnant, you also can't be a little bit spread."- Gary Danielson on Auburn's spread offense
"When you watch Tiger Woods, you're in awe of what he can do with a seven-iron. Watching Matthew Stafford from up here, he's head and shoulders above most college quarterbacks." - Gary Danielson
"Then you are under the pile and that is where all the dirty stuff happens."- Andre Ware
"The French Uppercut"- Dave Pasch

Winner:
"Tim Tebow's like the snake doctor for Florida. Gotta stop the snake doctor, keep the Gators from moving the ball....this time he snaked Alabama with a play action pass." - Gary Danielson

The Completely Random Quote of the Year:

Runner Ups:
"Remember this. Bear Bryant retired at age 69, and he died 28 days after he stopped coaching. If you don't have something, and a purpose in your life, you're gonna die."- Lou Holtz
"This is a guy who is a combination of great courage and nuts."- Steve Physioc
"I dont know who's happier, Mr or Mrs Stafford. If that keeps up there might be a little Matthew coming." - Gary Danielson
"That was the biggest understatement since General Custer said, 'They look like friendly Indians.'" - Lou Holtz
"Looks like there's a fag down in the end zone" - Tom Hammond
"Part of the ligament that they replaced in him was a ligament from a cadaver. Yeah, he's got a part of a dead man in him, but his game is alive!"- Mark Jones

Winner:
"You're talking about one game. One damn game. The guy was not, the guy was....the guy WAS NOT a good quarterback last year. It was very disappointing. We're talking about the best quarterback. Not who had the best day! Not who had the weakest damn schedule!!!"- Lou Holtz, after losing the debate segment on Colt McCoy vs. Tim Tebow

The "I Have No Idea What The Rules Of Football Are" Quote Of The Year:

Winning Tie:
"They've gotta spike the ball here!" - Pam Ward on a 4th down play
"No more playing it safe! You got to go for it here" - Gary Danielson before a 3rd and 11

The Overly Sexual Quote of the Year:

Runner Ups:
"Big hole, Brown explodes." - Brent Musberger
"Jermaine Cunningham comes in his face."- Mark May
"These guys are making me hot."- Paul McGuire
"He's not getting enough tasty balls that he can take a bite at."- Petros Papdakis
"Once you get wet, you only get wet once."- Bob Griese
"There's the line of the day, tell Stacey Dales that!"- Brad Nessler
"We're actually double-fisting on Kansas and Texas Tech over here." - Rob Stone

Winner:
"I hope you and Bob are nice and dry while I get wet here in trenches" - Stacey Dales

The Dumbass Quote Of The Year

Runner Ups:
"This is easy. They go to Hester here." - Danielson
"They would, but Hester is out west these days." - Lundquist
"Well, last year, they would have." - Danielson

"Alabama rolling over the Volunteers of Texas 22-3." - Wendi Nix
"Colt McCoy's numbers are better than Vince Young's when he won the Heisman." - Lou Holtz
"You're talking two time zones away, three hours difference"- Andre Ware talking about Cal having problems with the time difference

Winner:
"These goalposts are unlike any others in all of college football because they have two uprights."- Bob Davie

The Funniest Quote Of The Year:

Runner Ups:
"All of those orange fans up there. I would say to our players, they wear orange so they can cheer for their team. They'll wear the same orange outfit tomorrow to go hunting. And they'll wear the same orange outfit the last five days of the week in order to pick up trash."- Lou Holtz

Winner:
"How do you ask your girl 'hey baby do you want to go to the game' and then take her up to the rock? I mean it's not like you got privacy up there"- Mark Jones
"They are certainly enjoying themselves."- Bob Davie



THE QUOTE OF THE YEAR:

"Ya know, Hitler was a great leader too."- Lou Holtz

Thanks again for all of your votes, and thanks to our 2008 winner, Pam Ward!

The 2007 Pam Ward Chronicles Award Show! (Awful Announcing)

The Top 15 Comments of the Bowl Season are below, but I'm doing something a little different to find out the winner. We're always hemming and hawing about which quote should be number one, and I always choose the wrong one (according to you commenters). So what does that mean?

You get to vote for the winner. I've left the five that I think are the best at the bottom and you the reader gets to choose who wins the first ever Post Season Pammy at AA. Sounds fun right? Well let's get into it.....

Honorable Mention:

"There's Taylor Hicks and he dated your wife at Auburn didn't he?"- Terry Gannon to David Norrie

"The tiger is fast, but the owl sees at night."- Mark Jones

"Show me those legs again...I want to see those calves." - Mark Jones on FAU running back Charles Pierre (Via Asher)

"Holy Boise, Batman!" - Dave Lamont (Via Anon)

"The defender reached around and pulled on Young."- Dave Sims (Via Rick James Bible Owner)

"Pat White has gotten in and out of trouble with those beautiful legs of his."- Terry Donahue (Via Fairplay)

"You know the game find Waldo?"- Rod Gilmore (Via Ryan)

"If you put your nose up in the air just right you can smell the sofa cushions all the way from Morgantown."- Matt Vasgersian

"Tomorrow, the Boise State Broncos play the East Carolina Parrots....Parrots? I meant Pirates."- Brad Nessler (Via Rick James Bible Owner)
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15. "If he can ride that running back and pull it and go out the back door he'd of had a big play."- Daryl Johnston

14. "That's Oklahoma-type speed!"- Terry Donahue (Via JJ and lib4) on a Noel Devine Touchdown

13. "When it comes to blood, blood is going to win over school.....when blood's involved in the contest."- Charles Davis

12. "Part of the reason we enjoy this game every year is the sunset."- Brent Musburger

11. "Boy they shouldn't let those two guys sit together. At least keep them in that order. You'd get the bloggers going all day on that one."- Matt Vasgersian

10. "And this is what happens in Football. Guys are going down on you."- Pat Haden (Via zeb)

9. "He's (Tebow) not going to party, he's going to do charitable work with kids...."- Holly Rowe
Holly I can see Todd doing something like that while you and I go to Daytona."- Mike Patrick

8. "He smelled sack and he got sack"- Chris Spielman (Via Fairplay)

7. "Stretched out every ounce of speed he had"- Andre Ware (Via Anon)

6. "That's the the theme music from the old TV show Terry and The Pirates. Paul Ditzel pulled his defense....the defense name he had were the Chinese bandits."- Charles Davis

Now onto what who you're voting for. In no particular order.....

"Now you know why his teammates call him 'Sweet Pea'." - Charles Davis
"He's got a couple of nicknames. Donny Avery called him a white Michael Vick." - Mike Mayock
"I think Sweet Pea is a little safer." - Brad Sham
(Via alienaub)

"Owen Schmitt, like a big runaway beer truck" - Matt Vasgersian

"You have an I-Pod and an I-Phone?"- Todd Blackledge
"Anything with an I in it I have it. If they come out with an I-Car I'm buying it."- Mike Patrick
"Do you have Britney Spears on that I-Pod?"- Todd Blackledge
"No.............although I hear she might be renting out that double wide to a family member."- Mike Patrick

"You know, I did Larry Fitzgerald when he was a young redshirt freshman at Pittsburgh."- Gary Danielson (Via Fairplay)

"Cut his mic."- Rece Davis
"Cut his throat"- Lou Holtz



The Polls close at noon on Friday and I'll reveal the winner then. Thanks for voting and feel free to leave your reasoning in the comments!

Last game before the National Championship. I'll be checking parts of it out after the Clemens interview and I'll be updating the quotes down below the preview. Hey someone's gotta care about Bowling Green and Tulsa right?





Bowling Green vs. Tulsa
The GMAC Bowl
8:00 PM ET, January 6, 2008
Ladd Peebles Stadium - Mobile, AL

Weather: 58 Degrees, Cloudy
Spread: Tulsa -6, O/U 77
AA's Pick: Tulsa -6 (Record 16-11-2)
Announcers: Rece Davis, Mark May, Lou Holtz Bob Wischusen, Andre Ware (ESPN)

Team Leaders

Bowling Green Passing: Sheehan- 63.2%, 3123 Yards, 23 TDs, 11 INTs
Tulsa Passing: Smith- 60.1%, 4753 Yards, 42 TDs, 19 INTs

Bowling Green Rushing: Turner- 101 Carries, 501 Yards, 5.0 avg, 9 TDs
Tulsa Rushing: Adams- 202 Carries, 1113 Yards, 5.5 avg, 7 TDs

Bowling Green Receiving: Barnes- 77 Catches, 891 Yards, 11.6 avg, 9 TDs
Tulsa Receiving: Marion- 39 Catches, 1244 Yards, 31.9 avg, 11 TDs
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Okay, so I completely skipped the majority of Bowl Games to watch American Gladiators, but I did happen to catch this.....

Here are your Post Season Pammy Standings. Let me know if I'm missing any and if we need to re-rank these things at all. We added a good amount of quotes after yesterday.

Honorable Mention:

"There's Taylor Hicks and he dated your wife at Auburn didn't he?"- Terry Gannon to David Norrie

"The tiger is fast, but the owl sees at night."- Mark Jones

"Show me those legs again...I want to see those calves." - Mark Jones on FAU running back Charles Pierre (Via Asher)

"Holy Boise, Batman!" - Dave Lamont (Via Anon)

"The defender reached around and pulled on Young."- Dave Sims (Via Rick James Bible Owner)
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10. "Tomorrow, the Boise State Broncos play the East Carolina Parrots....Parrots? I meant Pirates."- Brad Nessler (Via Rick James Bible Owner)

9. "Part of the reason we enjoy this game every year is the sunset."- Brent Musburger

8. "You know the game find Waldo?"- Rod Gilmore (Via Ryan)

7. "He's (Tebow) not going to party, he's going to do charitable work with kids...."- Holly Rowe
Holly I can see Todd doing something like that while you and I go to Daytona."- Mike Patrick

6. "He smelled sack and he got sack"- Chris Spielman (Via Fairplay)

5. "Stretched out every ounce of speed he had"- Andre Ware (Via Anon)

4. "Now you know why his teammates call him 'Sweet Pea'." - Charles Davis
"He's got a couple of nicknames. Donny Avery called him a white Michael Vick." - Mike Mayock
"I think Sweet Pea is a little safer." - Brad Sham
(Via alienaub)

3. "You have an I-Pod and an I-Phone?"- Todd Blackledge
"Anything with an I in it I have it. If they come out with an I-Car I'm buying it."- Mike Patrick
"Do you have Britney Spears on that I-Pod?"- Todd Blackledge
"No.............although I hear she might be renting out that double wide to a family member."- Mike Patrick

2. "You know, I did Larry Fitzgerald when he was a young redshirt freshman at Pittsburgh."- Gary Danielson (Via Fairplay)

1. "Cut his mic."- Rece Davis
"Cut his throat"- Lou Holtz

Bonerama!

It's that time of year again. There will be Song Girls.....there will be Brent and Kirk.....and there will be Erin Andrews.....on the radio. But even though Erin Andrews will not be joining us we'll have fun anyway right? RIGHT?!? Good.

Did you know that Ron Zook's daughter Jacquelyn (left) is an actress in Chicago?! You learn something new everyday.

Who: #13 Illinois vs. #7 USC
What: The Rose Bowl
When: 5ish
Where: The Rose Bowl dummy
Why: Because we'd like to see the "hottest team in America" (according to ESPN/ABC)
How: Pete Carroll in the Ballroom with NCAA Recruiting Violations
Spread: USC -14, O/U 49
Weather: 75 Degrees, Partly Cloudy
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We are live from Pasadena, California.....The Grandaddy of Them All. Emeril does the coin flip for some reason and USC defers to the second half and we get our first look at our friends the Song Girls.

Here we go.....touchback. Illinois gets the ball at the 20. Hey look at that...UVA blew another Bowl game. Way to go Hoos!

Mendenhall up the middle for 16 yards, and that's how you start a game. Great run. Juice throws the screen to Benn and he loses yards on the screen. The hilarious Jim Belushi intros the Illini offense. How did ABC ever get him???

Mendenhall on the option gets back the lost yardage and it's 3rd and 10.....Sack! Jackson with the pressure. McKnight with the return, and that was dangerous....he hangs on to the ball. USC ball at their own 27....

Screen to McKnight gets nothing and Matt Leinart intros the USC Offense. That 5 O'clock shadow is working well for him. Booty to Davis gets USC a first down. Jim Belushi is such a great actor....he doesn't even need a cue card.

FUMBLE! And that's a touchdown.....wait no. What just happened? They say he was down and that appears to be the case. That's a first down as well. Holy Crap! Hazelton got blasted and the ball went right to McKnight for the first down!!! That ball went about 30 feet in the air. Crazy.

McKnight nets another first down......

TOUCHDOWN USC! Booty to Washington.....

7-0 Trojans.

Wow that was quick.

"Am I the only that's bothered by the fact that the Lehman family decided on "J" rather than "Jay?" Is the "J" short for something? I need answers."- Hanrahan

That's weird as hell....it appears to be just "J". Hey a new According to Jim tonight!!! And Belushi is in attendance....good for him.

Illinois ball at their 20 after another Touchback. Juice gets a nice chuck of yardage on first but there's a drop on 2nd down. 3rd and short.....First down on the Juice Williams run.

Will Ferell and Matt Leinart are hanging out and Keyshawn and Marcus Allen are with us as well. All the stars are in attendance. Jackson is hurt and that's a timeout.

"Now Keyshawn came over on a bus he might have slipped in another way. He's pretty resourceful."- Brent Musburger

"If you're a USC fan, this is exactly how you wanted the game to start out. If you're a Illini fan, this is exactly how you didn't want this game to start out." - Kirk Herbstreit (Via The Unreliable Narrator)

Great analysis there.

First and 10 and Mendenhall picks up 8....no huddle and Mendenhall gets the other 2. Another first down for the Illini. A draw gets a few......PICK! Williams is intercepted at midfield.

TOUCHDOWN USC!!!!!!!!! Lateral pass and a throw by the receiver and Desmond Reed flips into the endzone.

14-0 USC.

Brent Musburger tries to blame the Reed flip on Clinton Portis somehow. USC kicks off from their 20. Benn brings it out just past the 30. Mendenhall goes nowhere on first down and then goes backwards on second down. Illinois look terrible....this is going to get ugly. Mendenhall gets the screen and that's going nowhere. Illinois punts....

McKnight fair catches it near the 20. An incomplete pass on first is followed by a Washington run for seven yards. 3rd and short......Play action.....First down. It's just too easy for USC. Ball at midfield.

What the hell is Lisa Salters flinching for? I hate you ABC.....she doesn't even seem excited to be there. I miss you Erin.

3rd and 10........INTERCEPTION!!!!!!!! Harrison runs it all the way back to the USC 20. Now we've got a game. Mendenhall gets 4 on first down and picks up another 3 on second. 3rd and short.....Juice sneaks it. First down.

Option to Mendenhall....nothing. He lost two....2nd and Goal. Juice gets the ball knocked down and it will be 3rd and Goal from the 12.....Incomplete. No one around as Juice threw it up in the endzone. FG attempt.....

NO GOOD!!!!!!!! A 29 Yarder is missed. That's not going to help.

Wait, is ABC actually attempting to convince a college football audience to watch "Dance War" over the BCS title game?- Willmott

This writer's strike sucks. I mean Seal On Ice is on NBC right now. Come on.

"Thomas Williams, the senior, doing some barking, saying 'This is MY house! This is MY HOUSE!" - Kirk Herbstreit

uhh, Herbie, if you're going to make up conversations at least know that the Rose Bowl is UCLA's house. Dope. (Via Gibbon Jockey)

Ha....great point. USC is punting....sorry I took that possession off. Woodneck drops it!!!! He gets it off though.....Illinois ball at their 40. A 20 yard punt. Benn on the option and he picks up nine on first down. Mendenhall slips but he gets the first down into USC territory.

Nothing doing on first or second down as Mendenhall is getting the ball on just about every single play. 3rd and 13......a screen to Mendenhall again! God this is boring. Illinois punts....touchback.

Great shot of Dick Butkis eating, and USC is punting again after a three and out. Illinois ball at their 30. Another run for nothing and Locksley is trying to bore me to death. WOW! Juice Williams just got blasted!!! He fumbles but Illinois falls on it. 3rd and 18......sacked. Maualuga is everywhere. Another Illinois punt....

McKnight gets it at the 30....there he goes! Out at the Illinois 30. Booty to Davis and Harrison nails him. He's about the only person playing for the Illini. Sack! Booty goes down on 2nd down. 3rd and 20.....and McKnight back to the line of scrimmage.

"Boy is he pretty."- Kirk Herbstreit

I don't think there's a team Kirk likes more than USC outside of OSU. USC punts....Illinois ball at their own 10. I swear the camermen are teasing me with these behind shots of the USC Cheerleaders.

Pitch to Mendenhall....guess how many yards....negative 4. Please try something different. By different I don't mean a wide receiver screen. 3rd and 14....A Sneak?????? Are you f'ing kidding me?!? This is just terrible. Illinois punt....

McKnight at midfield and he gets about 10 and into Illini territory.

"John, I missed the memo. Nathan Detroit is now the tailor for you three guys."- Brent Musburger to John Saunders

Oooh a Guys and Dolls reference that made Herbstreit giggle. Why doesn't that surprise me.

USC picks up two first downs and it's first and goal.......WE GET OUR FIRST USC CHEERLEADER SPIN OF THE DAY. Underwear? Check. Dammit.

TOUCHDOWN USC!!!! Washington right up the middle for his second score of the game.

21-0.

I'm pretty sure the USC players and their coach were just doing the Soldier Boy. Hey Rick Neuheisel.....who did you bet on for this game?

Hey Illinois decide to go deep! It was incomplete of course but at least you tried it. 2nd and 10, 1:38 to go in the half. FIRST DOWN ILLINOIS! They passed it downfield again....amazing. And again!!!! Look at that....too bad you're down 21.

First down at the USC 23. Sacked....Malaluga again. JUICE GOING DEEP!!!!! Cumberland gets it. No....incomplete, but there's a flag on the field. Pass interference on the defense. First down at the 16.

Juice throws it out of the endzone on first down. Williams rolls out on second down and it'll be 3rd and 5 as he gets out of bounds. Incomplete. Zook will go with the FG......

IT'S GOOD!!! Way to not get shut out Illinois.....

21-3 Trojans.

That's going to be the half folks. I'll see you in a new thread after some halftime videos.

Sorry for being a little late to the party, but Happy New Year everyone. I'm just going with the standard Pammy look today and adding quotes as they come in. Enjoy all of the games today and email me at AwfulAnnouncing@Gmail.com if you come across anything interesting.

I'll put some other goodness up throughout the day as I come across it.

"And he runs in the end zone for a first down... and a touchdown!"- Sean McDonough (Via Fred)

"He is not known for running backwards." - Pat Summerall on Darren McFadden (Via Fairplay)

"The reason Michigan went in to the hurry up offense with about 2:30 left was because they had no timeouts left. They had used all their timeouts in the first half."- Todd Blackledge

It was the first half when he said this, so did he mean the first half of the first half, AKA the first quarter? (Via mattycb8)

"I don't think Al Gore.....Al Gore, listen to me. Al GROH got any satisfaction out of this conversation."- Verne Lundquist

"We have to finish the job here if we wanna have a happy ending."- UVA Coach Al Groh (Via Matt)

"You know, I did Larry Fitzgerald when he was a young redshirt freshman at Pittsburgh."- Gary Danielson (Via Fairplay)

TMI Gary....TMI!

"A little bit tongue cheek here Brent...er Verne."- Gary Danielson

He hasn't worked with anyone else in two years who does he think he's talking to?

"Okay Jeanne, Happy Birth....Happy New Year to you too."- Pat Summerall

AA BULLETIN: LIVE-BLOG OF THE ROSE BOWL COMING AT 4:30PM

FYI, Here were/are my picks for today. I'm 11-8-2 after a debacle of a day yesterday.

Tenn -2.5 (W)
Ark +4 (L)
Mich +10.5
UVA +6
USC -14
Hawaii +8

"He's (Tebow) not going to party, he's going to do charitable work with kids...."- Holly Rowe
Holly I can see Todd doing something like that while you and I go to Daytona."- Mike Patrick

God Mike Patrick is so damn random. Way to ruin a heartfelt piece about Tebow from Holly.

From Earlier via reader Skip.....

"Any time you're in a big football game, turnovers are costly." - Chris Spielman (thanks Captain Obvious)

(Tossing to the Flomax halftime report) "Rece Davis will provide us with a steady stream of information."- Sean McDonough

Hilarious.

"You hear people say if it's too good to be true it ISN'T, well, Tebow is the real deal." - Mike Patrick (Via Gibbon Jockey)

Ha...what does that even mean?

"Of course Hart has that shield in there he doesn't have to worry about someone sticking his finger in his eye through there either."- Mike Patrick

Would be a great comment if the cameraman didn't show Hart on the sidelines taking off his helmet which had no shield on it.

The nightcap will probably prove to be much more exciting than the earlier games, and I don't expect anyone to be around to add some quotes. If you do I'll love you for it, if not then have a great night. I have one more post before heading out into the night myself, so stick around for a bit.






Kentucky vs. FSU
The Music City Bowl
4:00 PM ET, December 31, 2007
The Coliseum , Nashville , TN

Weather: 56 Degrees and Sunny
Spread: Kentucky -7.5, O/U 56
AA's Pick: Kentucky -7....again, buy the half
Announcers: Ron Franklin, Ed Cunningham(ESPN)

Team Leaders

Kentucky Passing: Woodson- 63.0%, 3351 Yards, 36 TDs, 10 INTs
Florida State Passing: Weatherford- 58.9%, 1773 Yards, 8 TDs, 1 INTs

Kentucky Rushing: Little- 162 Carries, 861 Yards, 5.3 avg, 3 TDs
Florida State Rushing: Smith- 175 Carries, 663 Yards, 3.8 avg, 3 TDs

Kentucky Receiving: Johnson- 54 Catches, 928 Yards, 17.2 avg, 11 TDs
Florida State Receiving: Fagg- 49 Catches, 707 Yards, 14.4 avg, 5 TDs
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Indiana vs. Oklahoma State
Insight Bowl
5:30 PM ET, December 31, 2007
Sun Devil Stadium , Tempe , AZ

Weather: 63 Degrees, Sunny
Spread: Oklahoma State -6, O/U 70
AA's Pick: Indiana +6
Announcers: Bob Papa, Sterling Sharpe, Mike Mayock (NFL-N)

Team Leaders

Indiana Passing: Lewis- 60.9%, 2839 Yards, 26 TDs, 10 INTs
Oklahoma State Passing: Robinson- 59.2%, 2522 Yards, 20 TDs, 8 INTs

Indiana Rushing: Lewis- 137 Carries, 653 Yards, 4.8 avg, 8 TDs
Oklahoma State Rushing: Savage- 200 Carries, 1172 Yards, 5.9 avg, 8 TDs

Indiana Receiving: Hardy- 74 Catches, 1075 Yards, 14.5 avg, 16 TDs
Oklahoma State Receiving: Bowman- 61 Catches, 932 Yards, 15.3 avg, 7 TDs
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#15 Clemson vs. #23 Auburn
The Chick-Fil-A Bowl
7:30 PM ET, December 31, 2007
Georgia Dome , Atlanta , GA

Weather: Dome
Spread: Clemson -3, O/U 45
AA's Pick: Clemson -3
Announcers: Brad Nessler, Bob Griese, Paul Maguire (ESPN)

Team Leaders

Clemson Passing: Harper- 67.0%, 2887 Yards, 27 TDs, 6 INTs
Auburn Passing: Cox- 58.8%, 1869 Yards, 9 TDs, 12 INTs

Clemson Rushing: Davis- 191 Carries, 992 Yards, 5.2 avg, 9 TDs
Auburn Rushing: Tate- 188 Carries, 856 Yards, 4.6 avg, 7 TDs

Clemson Receiving: Kelly- 84 Catches, 1045 Yards, 12.4 avg, 11 TDs
Auburn Receiving: Smith- 48 Catches, 660 Yards, 13.8 avg, 5 TDs
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"In the history of football I don't think there's ever been a pass completed out of bounds." - Ed Cunningham (Via alienaub)

I heard that one too.....hilarious.

"It's an exaggeration of sand. Well wet sand."- Ron Franklin on a FSU player who trains in mud

"Holy Boise, Batman!" - Dave Lamont (Via Anon and Wilmott)

"One of the receivers run by and rubs the defender so the other receiver can run an out cut or a slant without the guy covering him....."- Ed Cunningham
"Rub is better know as a pick."- Ron Franklin
"Rubbing offensive guys, that's what we call it."- Ed Cunningham

"I would never go out for New Years Eve with this game on. It's going to be interesting."- Lou Holtz
"You're in Bristol, where are you going to go?"- Mark May
"Easy, easy....I'll save you right now with some other breaking news."- Rece Davis
"We only work here."- Mark May
"Cut his mic."- Rece Davis
"Cut his throat"- Lou Holtz

Whoa Lou....whoa!

I got rid of the Paul Maguire quote because he was apparently referring to a quote from a former coach. Here are the current leaders....let me know if you agree or disagree.

10. "There's Taylor Hicks and he dated your wife at Auburn didn't he?"- Terry Gannon to David Norrie

9. "The tiger is fast, but the owl sees at night."- Mark Jones

8. "Show me those legs again...I want to see those calves." - Mark Jones on FAU running back Charles Pierre (Via Asher)

7. "The defender reached around and pulled on Young."- Dave Sims (Via Rick James Bible Owner)

6. "Tomorrow, the Boise State Broncos play the East Carolina Parrots....Parrots? I meant Pirates."- Brad Nessler (Via Rick James Bible Owner)

5. "You know the game find Waldo?"- Rod Gilmore (Via Ryan)

4. "He smelled sack and he got sack"- Chris Spielman (Via Fairplay)

3. "Stretched out every ounce of speed he had"- Andre Ware (Via Anon)

2. "Now you know why his teammates call him 'Sweet Pea'." - Charles Davis
"He's got a couple of nicknames. Donny Avery called him a white Michael Vick." - Mike Mayock
"I think Sweet Pea is a little safer." - Brad Sham
(Via alienaub)

1. "You have an I-Pod and an I-Phone?"- Todd Blackledge
"Anything with an I in it I have it. If they come out with an I-Car I'm buying it."- Mike Patrick
"Do you have Britney Spears on that I-Pod?"- Todd Blackledge
"No.............although I hear she might be renting out that double wide to a family member."- Mike Patrick

There should be plenty to add over the next few days.

We get another full day of Bowl Games and some pretty good matchups. I'm going to throw up the Post Season Pammy Top 10 after this post and put up the three later matchups after that. There's also going to be a little Mercury Morris video in there as well. Should be a fun day.....hope you can join in.






CAL vs. Air Force
The Armed Forces Bowl
12:30 PM ET, December 31, 2007
Amon Carter Stadium , Fort Worth , TXw

Weather: Sunny with gusty winds. High 59 Degrees
Spread: CAL -4.5, O/U 57
AA's Pick: CAL -4....again, buy the half (Record 9-5-1)
Announcers: Dan Fouts, Tim Brant(ESPN)

Team Leaders

California Passing: Longshore- 59.8%, 2544 Yards, 16 TDs, 13 INTs
Air Force Passing: Carney- 62.2%, 1423 Yards, 8 TDs, 5 INTs
California Rushing: Forsett- 282 Carries, 1406 Yards, 5.0 avg, 13 TDs
Air Force Rushing: Hall- 211 Carries, 1415 Yards, 6.7 avg, 14 TDs

California Receiving: Hawkins- 69 Catches, 855 Yards, 12.4 avg, 5 TDs
Air Force Receiving: Hall- 46 Catches, 488 Yards, 10.6 avg, 1 TD
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Georgia Tech vs. Fresno State
Humanitarian Bowl
2:00 PM ET, December 31, 2007
Bronco Stadium , Boise , ID

Weather: 30 Degrees, Sunny
Spread: Georgia Tech -6, O/U 54
AA's Pick: Fresno +6
Announcers: Dave Lamont, James Hasty (ESPN2)

Team Leaders

Georgia Tech Passing: Bennnett- 49.0%, 2045 Yards, 6 TDs, 9 INTs
Fresno State Passing: Brandstater- 61.2%, 2369 Yards, 14 TDs, 5 INTs

Georgia Tech Rushing: Choice- 249 Carries, 1310 Yards, 5.3 avg, 10 TDs
Fresno State Rushing: Mathews- 145 Carries, 866 Yards, 6.0 avg, 14 TDs

Georgia Tech Receiving: Smith- 34 Catches, 543 Yards, 16.0 avg, 2 TDs
Fresno State Receiving: Moore- 41 Catches, 614 Yards, 15.0 avg, 5 TDs
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#21 South Florida vs. Oregon
The Sun Bowl
2:00 PM ET, December 31, 2007
Sun Bowl , El Paso , TX

Weather: Sunny. High 62 Degrees
Spread: South Florida -7, O/U 52
AA's Pick: Definitely take the under here...and I'm going with the USF -7.
Announcers: Craig Bolerjack, Steve Beuerlein (CBS)

Team Leaders

South Florida Passing: Grothe- 59.9%, 2473 Yards, 13 TDs, 12 INTs
Oregon Passing: Dixon (out)- 67.7%, 2136 Yards, 20 TDs, 4 INTs

South Florida Rushing: Grothe- 184 Carries, 832 Yards, 4.5 avg, 10 TDs
Oregon Rushing: Stewart- 257 Carries, 1469 Yards, 5.7 avg, 10 TDs
South Florida Receiving: Mitchell- 37 Catches, 537 Yards, 14.5 avg, 4 TDs
Oregon Receiving: Williams- 51 Catches, 804 Yards, 15.8 avg, 7 TDs
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"He can find the hole and he explodes through it." - Tim Brant (Via fairplay)

An Oklahoma D-Lineman allegedly stole a coat from a Burlington Coat Factory in Arizona & got sent home from the Fiesta Bowl. Robert Smith's reaction: "Now you know you don't need no coat in Arizona."

Hilarious.

I bet you didn't even know there was a game tonight did you? I'll be flipping back and forth between the Bowl game and the Titans-Colts game, but don't pay attention to me.....check out S2N's Live-Blog for the night. The last game of the regular season.

I'll update the Post Season Pammies Top 10 Tomorrow and we'll all chuckle. Good times.






Alabama vs. Colorado
The Independence Bowl
8:00 PM ET, December 30, 2007
Independence Stadium , Shreveport , LA

Weather: Clear, Low of 37 Degrees
Spread: Bama -4.5, O/U 52
AA's Pick: Bama -4...buy the half (Record 8-5-1)
Announcers: Mark Jones, Bob Davie (ESPN)

Team Leaders

Alabama Passing: Wilson- 54.9%, 2590 Yards, 15 TDs, 11 INTs
Colorado Passing: Hawkins- 56.4%, 2693 Yards, 19 TDs, 15 INTs

Alabama Rushing: Grant- 180 Carries, 891 Yards, 5.0 avg, 8 TDs
Colorado Rushing: Charles- 185 Carries, 989 Yards, 5.3 avg, 8 TDs

Alabama Receiving: Hall- 63 Catches, 947 Yards, 15.0 avg, 6 TDs
Colorado Receiving: McKnight- 43 Catches, 488 Yards, 11.3 avg, 4 Tds
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"What a grab Stover! Caddell got it too!!!"- Mark Jones

So which one caught the TD?

We get another full day of Bowl Games and some pretty good matchups. I'll be in and out of this spot all day, so leave the quotes you come across in the comments and I'll update below the previews throughout the day.






#25 Connecticut vs. Wake Forest
The Meineke Car Care Bowl
1:00 PM ET, December 29, 2007
Bank of America Stadium, Charlotte, NC

Weather: 64 Degrees, AM Showers
Spread: Wake -3, O/U 47
AA's Pick: Wake -3 (Record 7-3-1)
Announcers: Dave Pasch, Andre Ware(ESPN)

Team Leaders
Connecticut Passing: Lorenzen- 57.3%, 2269 Yards, 13 TDs, 5 INTs
Wake Forest Passing: Skinner- 71.9%, 1936 Yards, 11 TDs, 12 INTs

Connecticut Rushing: Dixon- 160 Carries, 809 Yards, 5.1 avg, 3 TDs
Wake Forest Rushing: Adams- 200 Carries, 887 Yards, 4.4 avg, 10 TDs

Connecticut Receiving: Jeffers- 42 Catches, 571 Yards, 13.6 avg, 5 TDs
Wake Forest Receiving: Moore- 87 Catches, 899 Yards, 10.3 avg, 5 TDs
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UCF vs. Mississippi State
Liberty Bowl
4:30 PM ET, December 29, 2007
Liberty Bowl , Memphis , TN

Weather: 36 Degrees, Sunny
Spread: UCF -3, O/U 55
AA's Pick: UCF -3
Announcers: Terry Gannon, David Norrie (ESPN)

Team Leaders

UCF Passing: Israel- 59.9%, 2085 Yards, 15 TDs, 8 INTs
Mississippi State Passing: Carroll- 53.2%, 1353 Yards, 9 TDs, 6 INTs

UCF Rushing: Smith- 415 Carries, 2448 Yards, 5.9 avg, 29 TDs
Mississippi State Rushing: Dixon- 263 Carries, 980 Yards, 3.7 avg, 13 TDs

UCF Receiving: Ross- 48 Catches, 631 Yards, 13.1 avg, 2 TDs
Mississippi State Receiving: Smith- 31 Catches, 503 Yards, 16.2 avg, 3 TDs
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Penn State vs. Texas A&M
Alamo Bowl
8:00 PM ET, December 29, 2007
Alamo Dome, San Antonio, TX

Weather: Dome
Spread: Penn State -5.5, O/U 52
AA's Pick: TAMU +6, buy the half
Announcers: Chris Fowler, Doug Flutie, Craig James, Erin Andrews (ESPN)

Team Leaders
Penn State Passing: Morelli- 59.0%, 2508 Yards, 18 TDs, 9 INTs
Texas A&M Passing: McGee- 57.7%, 2147 Yards, 12 TDs, 7 INTs
Penn State Rushing: Kinlaw- 222 Carries, 1186 Yards, 5.3 avg, 10 TDs
Texas A&M Rushing: McGee- 173 Carries, 858 Yards, 5.0 avg, 5 TDs
Penn State Receiving: Butler- 43 Catches, 574 Yards, 13.3 avg, 3 TDs
Texas A&M Receiving: Bennett- 45 Catches, 541 Yards, 12.0 avg, 4 TDs
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"That's something you'd list as your favorite food, soy milk."- Andre Ware
"I would, and it is!"- Dave Pasch

"Tim Barnes has done a great job."- Andre Ware
"There's no question RICK Barnes has a great team."- Dave Pasch

"I was waiting for him to bust one." - Terry Gannon (Via Anon)

"There's Taylor Hicks and he dated your wife at Auburn didn't he?"- Terry Gannon

That's cold.