Create The Caption #156
Thursday, January 31, 2008
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Tuesday's Winners....
"Come on Nantz, put that thing away. Later."- Hollywood Wags
"Constance Fry
Constance Fry
Anytime you call…
Constance would fulfill your needs
Winter, spring, or fall…"- shoebootie (Trading Places....nice.)
"Hey you know, I think I could call my ma while I'm up here. (shouts) Hey maw! Get off the dang roof!"- Anon
"MATT DAAMO...er..TOOOM BRAADDY"- Wish Me Well
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Erin Andrews interviewing a PSU fan? (Via RTC Talk)
Daily Links:
Stephen A. Smith Officially Fired From Inquirer (Philly.com)
Aaron Gray Likes Purses (Chicago Bull)
Chad Johnson Goes Public With Trade Demands (Meaningful Collateral)
John Madden Is The King Of The Telestrator Penis! (You Tube)
Sox Fan Freaking Out On American Idol (Red Sox Monster)
Biedrins Likes Hair Products (The Sports Hernia)
Faking Cancer Is Not Cool (Sports by Brooks)
A Nice Take On Gregg Easterbrook (Sports Media Journal)
Sorry for the lack of posts the past few days but I've been battling one hell of a flu bug. The Shaman I saw this morning provided me with some holistic medicines and I'm already starting to feel better. Thanks for bearing with me and my fever.
63 Comments:
Why is she interviewing his dong?
Why yes, Erin, that microphone's size and location is an accurate representation
Hey Erin, my eyes are up here!!!
Fan: Does Brent Musberger really get naked in front of you?
EA: Yes he does
guy in the background is trying to find his Salisbury type picture to show Erin.
Is that a sandwich in your pocket?
Erin- "Why am I pointing the mic down there? Because that's where your brain is, asshat."
We have just been informed that this fan is hiding Joe Paterno in his pants.
"Joe?"
God Erin Andrews is hot.
"So, fratboy's dong, how do you feel knowing you'll never get with me?"
"bell bottoms are soooo out Erin"
The sign should read, " Hey mom, can you see my boner in HD?"
"Awww, how cute...Did I do that?"
"... Like it says on the rollercoaster, guys, you must be THIS long to ride."
I'm just going to hold the mic down here since I'm going let your junk do all the talking tonight.
... and when I unzipped Brent's pants it looked just like this!
The guy on the left looks David Duchovny disguised as a college kid...people will do anything for a chance to sleep with EA.
Hey Baby. You like nachos? Wanna make out or something?
/Beavis and Butthead
"Ok now give me a little turn, I need to inspect the backside."
Caught without her ten foot pole, Erin made due with what she had handy.
Is that a Nitny Lion in your pants or are you just glad to see me?
eat a sandwhich erin
Guys, if you pretend to suck on this mic, I'll make sure that you get on tv...come on, you're wild men, come on, you want to do it fellas, I'll show you some titty!
Do you stand up the whole game? That's gotta be uncomfortable after a while.
She can interview my junk, and by "interview" I mean....
Does your penis have anything it would like to add?
Erin says, "You want me to hold like this....and put it in my mouth????"
Caption:
Erin Andrews is gorgeous!
Must bend over...
Hide raging boner...
Hi Mom, Erin Andrews is in HD
Not pictured: 30 bloggers at mid court hoping for some but aren't getting any.
Sorry, but I don't interview guys that wear scarves.
Erin what are the chances us three guys could have a little fun with you, I mean you did go fishing with some white oger on Wisconsin!
Sorry boys, I don't do dorm rooms....anymore.
"Really? Well, maybe you can help me straighten out my Longfellow."
Penn State graduate Sting takes a break from WCW to examine the particulars of Erin Andrews' magnificent ass.
Erin: So, judging by your matching scarves I would guess you guys are in the Bumma Jamma Gay fraternity.
Erin: That cock is lamer than Joe Pa.
No, I don't want to go for a ride in your TARDIS, Dr. Who.
"Then I'd grasp it like I would a tennis racquet and rock your world..."
*six frat boys simultaneously orgasm*
"We're gonna have to bleep your dong."
Big Ten? More like the little four. Care to comment, Sparky?
How would you like to make $15 dollars...the hard way?
I'd give you the best 15 seconds of your life!
Student: So, uh, you're hot.
Erin: Yeah, who needs a mini wedding dress like that Azteca America chick?
(Guy in gray shirt texting): Yes, mommy.... Ok mommy.... G-d mommy, I'm with my friends, mommy...
Erin loses all jounalistic integrety: "Can you do 'Dick in a Box'?"
I would give my middle nut to touch those chesticles
Okay, I'm going to turn around and show you my thong wedgie. When I turn back around, youf junk better reach all the way to here or I'm going to talk to the mime a few seats down.
Your SCHWARTZ is bigger than mine!
"I don't know if you've talked to Steve Lavin lately, but I'm more famous than the Beatles. So if you and your boner will excuse me, I have work to do. The only student I'd make out with is Pat White anyway."
"Yeah, Shaq? I mean it's as big as you'd expect, but it only gets like semi - I mean it's at an angle about like this."
My dick has no comment but is will to "speak" to you off the record
"And what's your name little fella?"
"What's with the sign dorks? I'm not a Ho, and you'll NEVER be in me!"
"I pitched this tent all by myself, but I could sure use your help taking it down."
Chris Mottram breaks from his "stalker" persona to text brother Jamie: "DUDE, I'm FIVE FEET from Erin FUCKING Andrews. I can SMELL her! Gagagagagoogoogoo."
Jamie: "Chill out, bro, she puts her bra on one boob at a time, just like the ugly girls."
Ms. Andrews...could you help us with our sign? We're from Penn State and can't spell.
"Your mouth says no, but your mic says yes."
"We really do have something in common, Erin."
"Yeah, what?"
"You've got legs that won't quit, and I have a masturbation addiction that won't quit."
"What's a camel toe?"
We need a caption for this?