Well known blogger, Awful Announcing, incorrectly puts the picture from 2 days ago while putting up the winning captions from yesterday.

And yesterday was NOT Thursday!

Nastia laughs and Norm cries when she mistakes him for Bob Dole.

Hey who stepped on a duck?

I'm telling you, Joe Camel looks like a cock.

I haven't seen breasts like that since I saw Demi Moore at the El Polco Loco with Frank Stalone.

Norm MacDonald, the miracle cure for the condition known as "Chronic Bitchface."

Scratch that...

I haven't seen boobs like that since I saw Demi Moore at the El Polco Loco with Frank Stalone.

Hi I'm Norm MacDonald, she's Nasty Lookin, and this is the fake news.

Norm MacDonald is astonished as he sees someone laughing and he's in the studio at the same time.

A one-legged gymnast? Hilarious...

Alright, enough of this shit. Someone tell Doc Brown and Marty to get Ronald Regan back to the 50's... And make sure he leaves that damned Sports Almanac here!

This just in, Germans love David Hasslehoff!

Yeah I gamble, so what? I bet you a grand you can't do that split over my face back in my hotel room.

"So I'm balls deep in this Girl Scout, and I can think to myself is 'How am I gonna pay for all these cookies?'"

"She is legal, right?"

Norm (looking into camera): That Larry King impersonation always knocks the young girls out. Now, if I could just BECOME Larry King, I could knock all the young girls up.

It took well over a decade, but someone finally laughed when MacDonald told a Marion Barry joke

"You wanna know how I did such a good job in a movie called 'Dirty Work?'"

In other news, the identity of a controversial Australian gymnastics judge was revealed today.....
....and it was, you guessed, Frank Stallone

Norm MacDonald: "...And that's when I told Mike Meyers that a comedy about a 1960s British Spy would ruin his career."

Nastia Liukin to Jay Leno: "It's awful nice that you invite Chevy Chase on the show. I've always loved those Vacation movies."

Norm: "We should team up together and have our own sitcom on the CW Network. We can call it 'Norm and Nasty'. You'll be a gymastics instructor to underpriviliged inner city kids and I can be your cantankerous middle aged father. What do you think?"

OMG! I loved you in MadTV! I can't wait until I txt my bffs! ROFLflltewrqawerqeffdaoxxxx2

Norm MacDonald sticks the landing!!! In other news, He Kexin reported missing from a late night talk show.

THX

2 guys, 1 girl, 3 cups.

"Uh, Nastia, you got any gum?"

"Ah, Bob Dole hates Gymnastics... Bob Dole likes water polo but hates gymnastics... Bob Dole broke his arthritic hip on the pummel horse."

Nastia to Jay: His jokes are older than me!

Like, ohmygod! That creepy old guy just invited me to a party in his pants! I didn't think guys actually used that line.

Bob Dole wants to know if Nastia knows what those blue pills do! I told her it goes plup like a ballpark frank!

Nastia's age is directly proportional to the number of years since Norm McDonald was funny.

Nastia: "Yeah, Jay, winning gold in Beijing was nice, but it's got nothing on meeting Turd Ferguson in person."

Bob Dole doesn't do gymnastics... you do gymnastics.

Norm: I'd love to take you back to my hotel and see what's between that leg.

(Norm, incredibly nasal voice): Heh heh heh. She wears her hair down. Nasty, heh? Heh heh heh.

Weekend Update: No one still cares about gymnastics.

Norm: "Nastia, you that Chinese gymnast wasn't underage. She was so small and thin because she was a crack whore..........get it, a crack whore."

I'm Chris Hansen and I'm with Dateline NBC...