Create The Caption #394
Thursday, July 23, 2009
Create the Caption is back by popular demand! I took a little hiatus from posting the captions, and sure it's hokey, but it's all in good fun. The CtC is back with a vengeance, and your comments are greatly appreciated.
Monday's Winners....
"Cink: Someone scratched "Open 77 was boss!" on here..."- Allen
"I wonder if the Antiques Roadshow is in town."- Cason
"Look, you can still make out "Jean Van de" on here."- Sean
"Tom Watson learns the technique for giving oneself the Heimlich Maneuver in an effort to stem future instances of choking."- NG
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell, Marc Anthony, Jennifer Lopez, Miami Dolphins owner Stephen Ross and ESPN President George Bodenheimer?
Your Daily Links:
Keyshawn is fabulous! (Outside the Boxscore)
A-Rod = Patrick Bateman (Youtube)
Everyone missed the opening of the new Cowboys' stadium (Gold Cup)
Jeff Francoeur is awesome! (Sports Hernia)
The 2013 MLB HOF Class is looking very Mitchell-like (Hall of Very Good)
More on ESPN and Big Ben (SoB)
A look at Baseball's best facial hair (Awesomely!)
Manny is still Manny (Josh Q Public)
29 Comments:
Anthony: "With an ass like that they should have made you #52"
"Why the hell is that ESPN guy here?"
"This couldn't go any worse than the Ricky Williams experiment."
Anthony? I thought you were Mexican. I am gonna KILL my assistant.
Goodell: "I like Enrique Iglesias better."
The Miami Dolphins introduce running back Jennifer Lopez; an integral part of their new "wild-ass" offense.
Ross: "Have those cleaned and pressed by tomorrow. And I've got a couple more loads over there I need done. After that, trim the hedges."
Anthony whispering "What's this for again?"
Rog: "Are we forming a new triumvirate here?"
Who is Anthony Lopez?
The next day Commissioner Goodell fined both Anthony and Lopez for their team celebration....
Ironically, the most famous and talented singer associated with the Dolphins didn't show as he was busy wasting away in Margaritaville.
"Honey, I thought we were just coming to re-up from Ricky Williams."
J-Lo: "Luckily for us, this ownership opportunity came about after the check Stephen got from Sixpence None The Richer bounced."
"with this foot -- ball club ownership and our 'marriage' soon people will start to think I'm sorta straight"
J-Lo "Im glad to help futbol become an integral part of American sports."
Roger: I'm not talking about Vick!
Marc: I want a hamburger. No, cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...
J-Lo: You'll get nothing, and like it!
Dolphin's Owner: Did we just sell our souls to devil, kind of like Marc Anth...whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a second!
ESPN Guy: Bark like a dog!
Marc: "What's the name of the team again?"
(*through gritted teeth*)
"The Camera is over there, stop with the googly eyes."
Marc Anthony and J-Lo reveal the results of their IQ tests...
Goodell to himself: Note to self; Come Monday, draft a resolution that prohibits owners from performing at the Super Bowl halftime show...
Anthony! Lopez! It's "Necessary Roughness 2: The Pros!"
The Dolphins unveil the sexiest backfield in NFL history (#24,center).
Does this jersey make my ass look big?
With today (July 24) being J-Lo's birthday, Bodenheimer asks Anthony if he can provide the customary 40 spankings.
J-Lo: Landshark stadium sounds so stoopid. Soon the Tunas will be playing in beautiful Fly Girl stadium!
"Goodell said he saw Gigli and really liked it"