I'm not going to lie to everyone, Emmitt seems much improved over last year. He's been through television training camp and you can tell already that he'll be better this year. With that said, Emmitt simply does not belong on television unless he's dancing. Here is Emmitt trying to explain....well I'm not sure really....on Sports Center's Cold Hard Facts last night and it's your Monday Night Football Vid of the night #1....

My personal favorite part was the, "Come face.....come to terms" part, but there are so many layers of this clip that it's tough to settle on just one. It's like an onion. Number one....First of all, I honestly have no idea what he was trying to say at all. I was confused, then on board, then lost, back on board, and then in Guam. Also, why does Favre need to realize that the Cowboys were and integral part of your career, Emmitt?

The best part though.....it was only 30 seconds! There's not a person in the world that could confuse me more in that short amount of time. He continues to amaze me every single time he comes on-air, and there's not a lot of people you can say that about.

It's good to have you back Emmitt.

This is by far the best NASCAR video that this sight has ever laid eyes on. I have no idea who the guy is in the middle in between Darrell Waltrip and Jeff Hammond is, but listen closely to how he pronounces NASCAR driver Patrick Carpentier's (Car-pawn-tee—eh) name. Via From The Marbles...

Amazing. I love Michael Waltrip's response there and Greg Biffle chimes in perfectly. Too funny.

Video: NASCAR botches its appeal to the Lilith Fair crowd (From The Marbeles)

From the "What The Hell Was He Thinking?" Department of AA comes one Roger Rasheed. Roger is an analyst for Channel 7 in Australia and he had a pretty interesting critique of Venus' Williams during her most recent match versus China's Zi Yan.....

Australian viewers are pretty upset with Mr. Rasheed today and rightfully so. Like I said above.....what the hell was he thinking?

Commentator Roger Rasheed Enjoys Venus Williams Booty (Fan IQ)
Announcer Roger Rasheed Likes Williams' Ass (Larry Brown Sports)

Ladies and gentlemen I give you Texas' new favorite son, Chris. Actually Chris is Mack Brown's stepson and boy oh boy are they going to love him if Texas loses this one. Watch carefully as the kid ever so gently tries to recover a fumble in the field of play.

What's that? How will you know who he is??? Oh you'll know....he's the one who's not a player.....

You don't see it in the clip, but Mack Brown's kid not only cost the Longhorns the ball but also six as ASU scored on the very next play. Bravo Chris.....enjoy your last game on the sidelines.

Here's the full version if you care to listen to Bob Davie interrupt Brent Musburger to talk about nonsense and watch 45 reviews.....



(Above image via Free Republic)

UPDATE: Lisa Salters actually interview the young lad as well. Can someone say Nepotism?

This is the scariest commercial I/you will probably ever see. I can't tell if this is a joke, serious, or just plain f'ed up. I urge you not to watch as you will be permanently damaged, but I know I can't hold you back. Umm...enjoy?

I think I actually feel a little nauseous. And when did Stanley Kubrick come back to life and take an interest in directing Japanese baseball commercials.

(Kudos to the radical Deuce of Davenport for the video. The fact that I don't have them linked yet is a sin, and if they get one more Blog Show mention I'm going to be pissed. Just kidding guys.)

(Occasionally AA will find incoherent ramblings from announcers and the like, and it's your job to decipher them)

Here's our second "What in the World?", a clip of The Terminator on Hockey Night in Canada. If you can tell me what Arnold is saying I'll buy you a beer someday.

"Winning Attitudes" crashing together ALWAYS makes for a great series.

What in the World?: The Chris Berman Edition (Awful Announcing)

New feature here at AA. I play you a video of a broadcaster and you try to explain to me what they were saying/thinking. Pretty easy right? Okay, first up...The Leatherman himself....

Here's the exact quote in case you missed it. After the altercation between Lugo and Umpire CB Walker...

"Well CB Radio is what he is saying."- Berman

What in the hell does that mean!?!? That is the worst attempt at humor, well....probably ever. How does this guy still have a job?