Fist it??? or shocker???

Your move, Erin...

Yeah, I call it the Pearl Shocker. Erin loved it!

I'm telling ya, the girl's taint was this wide...

In this next demonstration I will make my hand disappear. Can I please get a female volunteer from the audience?

All those kooky college kids heard in the background, talking about the hand:
"Hey, you're at Tennessee, not Texas."
"No, I don't love you or your orange jacket."
"You gotta have the middle finger for the shocker. I mean, dude, what you gonna do that your thumb?"

ohhhhh, Erin...Erin...The game's over? Did we win?

Don't mess with the bull, Andrews. You'll get the horns.

I hit her high in the back with my fist to bend her over than its one in the pink, one in the stink.

Erin Andrews prefers the shocker, but we all know Coach Summitt's favorite move is what I'm doing with the other hand.

I saw this picture and immediately thought of a shocker joke. Realizing there were 10 comments I put the over/under at 4.5 shocker jokes already in there. Result: 5. I figure this photo is good for at least 8 more.

So the guy that sold me this jacket? Yeah, I tried the fist first and when that didn't work, the modified shocker took care of the payment.

Erin Andrews (finish sentence).

Reporter: How many days do you think you'll be ranked #1?

To Erin Andrews: "And this how how Vandy stopped Chirs Lofton. Look, here, let me demonstrate..."

I thought Joanie Loves Chachie was a good show, sit on it!

Erin, whatcha mean it's a no? Is it the suit?

Bruce Pearl shows the method he used to seduce Pat Smith,its eaither the fingers or the fist...

Who stole my violin????

Coach Peral finally got the low down on the secrect Seinfeld move and how bad George fucjed it up with the knuckle.

Making fun of deaf people will always earn you a notch in the loss column....Legend has it, prior to the Hoyas losing in the 1985 title game, John Thompson urinated on the grave of Hellen Keller - twice.

"Hey Woody Paige, come over here, people don't think I'm as weird when you are around"

Ok guys, the only way we'll win is if you use my new play, the eye gouge and haymaker!

Go web. Fly. Up, up, and away web! Shazam! Go! Go! Go web go! Tally ho!

You're 0 and 2 Batter!

He probably would have fared better against Vandy had he not been so busy conducting that invisible orchestra.

Bruce Pearl shows us what is sign language for "letdown game".

Well, we won't be number one anymore, but at least I finally figured out "Slow Ride"

I'm Bruce S. Pearl, Esquire...and I'm a member of WYLD STALLIONS!!!

You don't know what your missing Erin. Summit loves this.

you guys - the pansies with the violins, i need more out of you. the guys with the clarinets are kicking your ass!

Hook em' horns!

Hey Erin, you want to go with the Helsinki Freedom Fist or Spidey's three-pronged web blaster?

Hey, Erin, let me show you how we play the box and one.

Coach Pearl is unsucessful in using his web-shooter to try to stop Shan Foster.

Hey, Jeanine Edwards, do you know where Erin Andrews is tonight? I could use another hug from a hottie.

You think this coat color is shocking, you Vanderbilt F*****s? Take this!

Pearl, clearly not in with the modern day crowd, fails at trying to flip off the Vanderbilt fans for calling him an a**hole.

Pearl resorted to hand signals when he learned that players could not hear him over his jacket.

No no no, its like this. Take the rod, then gently place the balls in your mouth and hummmm...

Oh s*&t, i've been busted for stealing Lou Henson's orange jacket.

I need to practice my technique so I can serenade Erin with my violin tonight.

No longer able to "text" each other, Coach Bruce Pearl lets Kelvin Sampson know the hand job was great, but he left Pearl still feeling "horny."

Bruce was shocked to see another mariachi band walk in to his restaurant, only with real instruments.

MAIDEN! MAAAAAAAIIIIIIDEN!!!!!