Lakers Bring Back The Short Shorts For 80s Night
Sunday, December 30, 2007
There are some things that should never be brought out of the time capsule. I enjoy throwbacks and the theme nights just as much as the next person, but there's absolutely no reason that the shorts players wore in the 80s should used for games today.
Well the Lakers didn't listen to me Sunday night.....
There should never ever be even the slightest chance of someone seeing balls during a Basketball game in the 21st Century.
(More photos to come....Sasha Vujacic is really disturbing me)


Update: Those wimps.....they changed at halftime and are back to wearing the modern shorts.
Labels: Dumb Ideas, Kobe Bryant, Los Angeles, Sexual Ineundo
Jay Bilas Still Really Likes Duke
Friday, December 21, 2007
I think you can chalk this reaction up to a case of homerism, but did Jay Bilas just...ummm, you know?
Labels: ESPN College Basketball, Jay Bilas, Sexual Ineundo
Your Porn References Do Not Escape Me Rece Davis
Thursday, November 15, 2007
So you show a video of Ron Zook when he was in College. Great player and great coach now. You then refer to the facial hair and the fact the he could start in "Independent Film". Oh! Like "Mad Max" or no...."Donnie Darko"! No? That's not what you meant???
OHHHH! Porn 'stache! Why didn't you just say that? Oh, you can't??? Well played my friend.
Labels: Lou Holtz, Rece Davis, Sexual Ineundo, YouTube Video
Aubrey Huff.....Umm Wow.
Wednesday, November 14, 2007
For 99% of you, if you come to this site you've probably already been to Deadspin today, but if you haven't then you HAVE to go back. Somehow Mr. Leitch obtained the Aubrey Huff appearance on Bubba The Love Sponge's Show. So you're saying you've already heard the audio? Well have you seen the video??? The one where he's painting a naked chica who's most certainly not his wife?!?! Didn't think so.
I don't really even have words to describe this. I'm not the standard for morality, so I'll let you judge for youself. I think I've decided against posting the video in this space due to it's HIGHLY NSFW nature, but if you want to see it head over to Deadspin lickety-split.
Aubrey Huff Admires "Works Of Art" (Deadspin)
Aubrey Huff Probably Won't Be Doing Radio Again Anytime Soon (Fanhouse)
(Again folks, HIGHLY NSFW....like you could get fired NSFW from the video and audio)
Soon To Be ESPN's Newest Reporter Didn't Dress As A Prostitute For Halloween (Unfortunately)
Thursday, November 01, 2007
Heather Dinich of the Baltimore Sun is rumored to be ESPN's newest reporting hire. She does an excellent job of covering the Terps for the paper and even has a blog! Well Heather recently stated that she was going to come dressed as an official to Maryland Football Coach Ralph Fridgen's news conference, but apparently there was a problem....
It's not often you hear the word "prostitute" coming out of a female reporter on-air. Dinich is just another in a long line of newspaper hires for "The Leader". She's supposedly going to be covering the ACC on ESPN.com, but here's a vote for having her on-air more often.
15-yard penalty -- Unsportsmanlike Halloween (Tracking The Terps)
ESPN grabs a good one from Baltimore Sun (Sports Journalists)
(Thanks to Anon for the tip)
Labels: ESPN Hires, ESPN.com, Sexual Ineundo, sports writing
Things To Do In Jacksonville When You're Horny
Monday, October 22, 2007
Every ounce of credit goes to Chris at Mister Irrelevant for this find. It had to have its own post.....
Fuck me....I can't get over how awesome that slo-mo is. Just watch that 4 or 5 more times. Fuck Russell Crowe....get that guy in the booth.
Jaguar Fans Are Inappropriate, Funny (Mister Irrelevant)