Create The Caption #216

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Monday's Winners....

"Not Shown: The Hidden Camera in Tom's Hat as Doc Rivers gets video of Mike Brown "coaching" or at least it's supposed to be called that...."- Steven

"One little loss and I'm forced to babysit Belichick's kids all offseason. *Sigh*"- Anon

"All conspiracy theories can now be laid to rest. The reason Tom Brady choked in the Super Bowl is because in deep down he's actually a Giants fan."- Anon

"Boston team rumbles through the regular season then looks beatable in the playoffs? I applaud you, Boston Celtics."- Doneycat

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Mike Breen and Jeff Van Gundy in attendance for Jon Lester's no-no?

Daily Links:

A Look Into All Of The Euro 2008 Announcers (SS Reporters)
There's Some Sort Of Big Soccer Game Today (The Beautiful Game)
Simmons Is Still Throwing Shots At ESPN (The Mezosphere)
Talking With The Sexy Sox Girls (Red Sox Monster)
The Hand Of God Might Be Cut Off To Meet Julia Roberts (Lion In Oil)
Lenny Clarke Was Back In The NESN Booth Last Night (Sox and Dawgs)
Tiger Woods Is The Fittest American (Part Mule)
A Vote Of Confidence For Derrick Rose (Chicago Bull)
NBA Lottery Hijinks (The Sports Hernia)
Brewers Coach Ned Yost Doesn't Like The Internet Either (HHR)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:38 PM


Jeff: See, if I'm the 3rd base umpire, that is a flagrant foul.

TJX said...
May 21, 2008, 1:06:00 PM  

Oooh! Cotton Candy!!! Can I get one Dad, er Mike?

Anonymous said...
May 21, 2008, 1:11:00 PM  

Check out that chick over there!

Mr. Parson said...
May 21, 2008, 1:16:00 PM  

Oooooooo, is that Erin Andrews??!?!

(And yes I'm aware that this wasn't an ESPN game)

Anonymous said...
May 21, 2008, 1:19:00 PM  

they were all excited giving high fives after the game, sitting behind the red sox ownership. It was pretty comical

Anonymous said...
May 21, 2008, 1:27:00 PM  

Lester with the 3-2 pitch, BANG!

Ted Hill said...
May 21, 2008, 1:32:00 PM  
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Fred said...
May 21, 2008, 1:56:00 PM  

Breen: I'm so impressed by the performance of Jon Lester. What an inspiration for us all.


Anonymous said...
May 21, 2008, 2:02:00 PM  

"Ooooooooo really, your team is in the Eastern Conference finals? Guess what sally, I coached in the Finals."

May 21, 2008, 2:37:00 PM  

Jeff, if you have to use the restroom, I think Fenway still has those "trough" urinals where a bunch of people can line up to pee at the same time.


Doneycat said...
May 21, 2008, 2:42:00 PM  

What, I don't get the whole rainbow hair thing, the Jesus stuff, sure, but the hair, what the hell?

E Buzz said...
May 21, 2008, 2:49:00 PM  

Breen: So...tell me what you learned growing up in the same house as Ron Jeremy.

Anonymous said...
May 21, 2008, 2:52:00 PM  

Holy hell this game is boring!

Anonymous said...
May 21, 2008, 3:08:00 PM  

Breen says rather calmly = I think the people behind you are putting a quarter down your pants JVG.

Anonymous said...
May 21, 2008, 3:13:00 PM  

Jeff: Damn, Steven King is freaky looking.

Unknown said...
May 21, 2008, 3:14:00 PM  

(You missed the best part! Mark Jackson (a YANKEE fan) was wearing a Dodgers jacket and a Mets hat right next to them. Awesome stuff.)

Anonymous said...
May 21, 2008, 3:29:00 PM  

Breen: Rebound Garnett, outlet to a streaking Rondo...wait, where the fuck are we?

May 21, 2008, 3:46:00 PM  

It's nice to see that Boston owner, John Henry, invited some handicapped kids to sit with him in the front row.

GMoney said...
May 21, 2008, 4:06:00 PM  

The poor guy behind Van Gundy is so embarrassed to be sitting by him. So he hides

The Editor said...
May 21, 2008, 4:47:00 PM  

See, Breen, there's a black guy over there. This "no black guys in Boston" thing is a total myth.

May 21, 2008, 5:34:00 PM  

Mike: Ted Williams once said "hitting a round ball with a round bat is the single hardest thing to do in sports".

Jeff: Yes Mike, and for our basketball viewers out there, it is equivalent to Ray Allen trying to get a round ball into a round basket from behind a round line.

Anonymous said...
May 21, 2008, 5:38:00 PM  

Jeff: Mike, Mike, I think that's Jennifer Garner over there!

Mike: You know, she f***ing Ben Affleck.

Jeff: I thought that was what Jimmy Kimmel was doing.

Anonymous said...
May 21, 2008, 5:54:00 PM  

JVG: "Ooooooh. Did you see that? Who's Moonlight Graham?"

Mal said...
May 21, 2008, 6:40:00 PM  

JVG: "Look!! Boobies!!!"

Anonymous said...
May 21, 2008, 9:22:00 PM  

Mike Breen: You killed my wife, Jeff!
JVG: No, I didn't... Yes, I did.
Breen: You're a sick man, Jeff. You need care and I'm taking you to the police.
JVG: Did you know that Hawaii is a series of islands that was all spit up by the same volcano? I never knew that.
Breen: You killed somebody! You killed a person. You're a murderer. You took a life!
JVG: You're right. You're right, I'm no good. How could I do that? I'm a sick pers... cows!

Anonymous said...
May 21, 2008, 9:58:00 PM  

Breen: The 2-2...Lester fires...BANG!...strikeout #8!

Jeff Van Gundy: I'm tired of seeing Manny Ramirez flop out there....

Anonymous said...
May 21, 2008, 10:22:00 PM  

Oooooooh Cotton Candy!

Anonymous said...
May 21, 2008, 10:38:00 PM  

And Ron Artest is in the stands! Stephen Jackson throwing punches!

Unknown said...
May 21, 2008, 11:47:00 PM  

OOOHH! That's why they call him "Big Papi!"

Anonymous said...
May 22, 2008, 3:13:00 AM  

After being told Boston is the home of New Kids on The Block, ESPN commentator Jeff Van Gundy breaks into song by saying Jon Lester has "oh, oh, oh, oh-oh...the right stuff."

Anonymous said...
May 22, 2008, 6:25:00 AM  

Van Gundy: "Ooooooo wow!"
Breen: "Same here Jeff...I can't believe they let Mark Jackson in to Fenway."

Anonymous said...
May 22, 2008, 12:28:00 PM  

Mike Breen: "Hey Jeff? If you are here, then who is driving the RV??"

Anonymous said...
May 22, 2008, 1:26:00 PM  

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