Create The Caption #215

Monday, May 19, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Wednesday's Winners....

"At least he cleaned off his cut-out before he brought it to the arena."- S2N

"Hey Tony, your wife is a carpenter's dream, flat as a board and easy to nail."- Anon

"What is Rob Reiner doing with a cutout anyway?"- Adam

" that explains those paper cuts on Mario Lopez's sack..."- Chick In The Huddle


Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Tom Brady enjoying Game Seven yesterday?

Daily Links:

Maxim Tackles Baseball's Worst Broadcasters (Maxim Online)
A Collection Of Crazy Preakness Photos (Uncoached)
Peter Gammons Will Sell You The Yankees For One MILLION! Dollars (The Sporting Blog)
Jay Bruce Needs A Nickname (Bus Leagues)
'Boys Tickets Are Going To Be A Tad Expensive (Merkin Sports)
Celts Fans Have Interesting Hair (The Sports Hernia)
Why Isn't Avery Johnson Being Hired? (Dallas Basketball)
A Guide To Hating The Spurs (Cake Rocks The Party)
Ben Wallace Worked Out Well (Simon on Sports)
The Indy 500 Is A Blast (Chicago Bull)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:16 PM


Barry Zito got a night off from the bullpen.

Unknown said...
May 19, 2008, 12:37:00 PM  

OK Tom, play it cool. Remember the last time you left one girl for another? Yeah, now you're a daddy. Careful this time...

Anonymous said...
May 19, 2008, 12:48:00 PM  

Why's Tom clapping, the game is that way!

The Editor said...
May 19, 2008, 12:58:00 PM  

Rvidence that there's at least one part of Tom Brady's body that he's capable of putting a hat on.

Down Goes Brown said...
May 19, 2008, 1:18:00 PM  

Come on! Run up the score! It worked out well for my team!

E Buzz said...
May 19, 2008, 1:23:00 PM  

"O-ver Rate-d" clap, clap, clap, clap, clap.

"O-ver Rate-d" clap, clap, clap, clap, clap.

This IS fun. Now I see why we heard this so much after the Super Bowl!

Mal said...
May 19, 2008, 1:26:00 PM  

The Patriots could've beaten the SAN FRANCISCO Giants in the Super Bowl, Tom.

-Sportz Assassin (AOL FanHouse)

Anonymous said...
May 19, 2008, 1:28:00 PM  

"Just ignore it Tom, you saw what happened to Clemens."

Anonymous said...
May 19, 2008, 1:33:00 PM  

I thought Billy Costigan was killed at the end of The Departed.

Walrus said...
May 19, 2008, 1:37:00 PM  

Hey sis, it's Gisele's boyfriend.

Anonymous said...
May 19, 2008, 2:01:00 PM  

It'll be great having Tim Donaghy reffing all of our games next year.

Ted Hill said...
May 19, 2008, 2:11:00 PM  

*Brady, thinking between fantasies of super models*
I wonder if I can dig up some eligibility, I under Rich Rod needs a QB. Sure,i'm not all that mobile, but I can do it! I'M TOM EFFIN BRADY!!

JX said...
May 19, 2008, 2:36:00 PM  

*Kid 1:* Hey sis, look! It's...

**brady perks up knowing he's about to be recognized**


**brady grumbles**

JX said...
May 19, 2008, 2:38:00 PM  

Boston team rumbles through the regular season then looks beatable in the playoffs? I applaud you, Boston Celtics.

Doneycat said...
May 19, 2008, 2:55:00 PM  

Not Shown: The Hidden Camera in Tom's Hat as Doc Rivers gets video of Mike Brown "coaching" or at least it's supposed to be called that....

Anonymous said...
May 19, 2008, 3:05:00 PM  

Huh, wonder why R. Kelly gave Tom his seat for the night.


Anonymous said...
May 19, 2008, 3:32:00 PM  

Brady, in an attempt to prove his point that The Worldwide Leader has become MTV, sits first row and tries to get some ESPN camera time.

Unknown said...
May 19, 2008, 3:35:00 PM  

I thought he was a Yankees fan...

Anonymous said...
May 19, 2008, 3:45:00 PM  
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Jarred Amato said...
May 19, 2008, 4:04:00 PM  

If you're a choker and you know it, clap your hands.

GMoney said...
May 19, 2008, 4:07:00 PM  

Horny blonde chick next to him: The things I would do to let you father my child...
Confused kid two seats down: Dude, why the fuck are you wearing a Giants hat?

Jarred Amato said...
May 19, 2008, 4:07:00 PM  

I don't know who that guy is, but hopefully he'll give me his Barry Bonds hat.

Jake Rosen said...
May 19, 2008, 4:10:00 PM  

All conspiracy theories can now be laid to rest. The reason Tom Brady choked in the Super Bowl is because in deep down he's actually a Giants fan.

Anonymous said...
May 19, 2008, 4:27:00 PM  

Boy: Hey sis, I bet if you go down on him, he can get us some Miley Cyrus tickets.
Girl: Ok, here goes...

Anonymous said...
May 19, 2008, 4:57:00 PM  

Jamie Lynn likes what she sees.

May 19, 2008, 5:04:00 PM  

Yeah, I forgot to mention I actually have two more illegitimate children. I like to take them to Celtics games. I'm a great dad!

Anonymous said...
May 19, 2008, 5:20:00 PM  

Tom Brady, at the realization that the paparazzi was going to have a field day with this photo-op and that Giselle won't "understand", suddenly sees his life (and Justin Tuck...and Micheal Strahan...and Usi Umenyiora...) flash before his eyes.

JX said...
May 19, 2008, 5:43:00 PM  

Today --- Tom's wearing "the boot" and taking more white flowers to Gisele's. Happens every time he screws up. TMZ should be having a field day with it.

Anonymous said...
May 19, 2008, 7:47:00 PM  

Girl: I'd so screw him.

Guy: I'd so screw him.

Anonymous said...
May 19, 2008, 8:05:00 PM  

Girl in Pink "Billy, look! It's Leonardo DiCaprio"

Tim said...
May 19, 2008, 8:07:00 PM  

Still shell shocked from the Super Bowl...Tom Brady keeps an eye on the big, black gentleman creeping in on his blind side.

Anonymous said...
May 19, 2008, 9:29:00 PM  

The girl who played Jan in "The Brady Bunch movie" takes her roles very seriously.

Anonymous said...
May 19, 2008, 11:11:00 PM  

Tom Brady is apprehensive to test the theory..."Two hands together make a very nice sound for...Randy Watson!."

Anonymous said...
May 19, 2008, 11:14:00 PM  

"One little loss and I'm forced to babysit Belichick's kids all offseason. *Sigh*"

Anonymous said...
May 20, 2008, 1:46:00 AM  

It's obviously been a while since Tom Brady has seen the San Francisco Giants play.

Wesley said...
May 20, 2008, 5:30:00 AM  

Why is da gawd of Baaastaaan wearin' a fawkin Gi-ants hat fahr? Don't he naw dat the fawkin sawx aar in da middle of a naw hittuh?

Mr. Parson said...
May 20, 2008, 8:52:00 AM  

Hey Mr. Brady will you sign this for me.

My name is make it out to Ashley and can you put 18-1 underneath it...

Jeff V said...
May 20, 2008, 10:14:00 AM  

"Plunk LeBron! Plunk LeBron! Or at least, like, hit a home run or something!"

Unknown said...
May 20, 2008, 10:47:00 AM  

Realizing "College Road Trip" was his downfall, Martin Lawrence can only stare at Tom Brady from a few rows back as Brady's new assistant instead of sitting next to him.

Anonymous said...
May 20, 2008, 1:33:00 PM  

Girl: Brady, you really stunk out there during the Super Bowl.

Brady: Yeah.

Girl: Well, at least you know none of these black guys in white jerseys are going to tackle you for your Belichick-esque ridiculous choice in fan gear.

Brady: Yeah.

May 20, 2008, 2:03:00 PM  

Brady: mean they only score in 1, 2, and 3 point increments? Geez, how do you ever run up the score in this game? I need a drink.

Anonymous said...
May 20, 2008, 11:17:00 PM  

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