Create The Caption #285
Thursday, September 25, 2008
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Yesterday's Winners....
"To everyone's amusement, Eli Manning showed up to his wax statue unveiling in full uniform."- Drew
"The one quarterback more immobile than Testaverde."- Anon
"Eli Manning poses with the wildly unpopular Eli Manning Sex Doll"- Anon
"No, you mad scientist! I wanted the OTHER son cloned."- Archie
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of the Oakland A's rookies being hazed?
Daily Links:
How Do You Say Goodbye To Matt Millen? (A bit NSFW) (Tirico Suave)
Or You Can Say It This Way (Ryan Parker)
A Look Into The History Of Merkle's Boner (Gelf)
Brady Quinn (The Sports Hernia)
Choo Gets Bent Over (Sox and Dawgs)
Idaho State Is Credentialing Blogs (Eye On Sports Media)
What Could The Raiders Be Hiding? (The Play In CA)
The Cubs Are Guaranteed To Lose In The Playoffs After This (Homerun Derby)
Best. License Plate. Ever. (Fan IQ)
What Does $100 Million Dollars Get You? 100 Losses. (The Big Picture)
An Interesting Race Walking Scandal (Steady Burn)
Ovechkin On ESPN The Mag (Going Five Hole)
Mike & Mike Transcribed (The Money Shot)
57 Comments:
Strange thing is, these guys are all ten year vets.
No. Caption. Needed.
What the rookies didn't know is that part of the hazing includes being dropped in front of Ronaldo's house.
Hey guys, San Francisco is on the other side of the bay.
What's the best reason to get rid of interleague play? The Giants visiting the A's, and bringing their fans with.
Who wants a mustache ride?!?!
After trying on Billy Beane’s gifs, the A’s rookies suddenly realized why there was a case of champagne and a bushel of strawberries on the bus waiting for them.
The A's unveil the new alternative (lifestyle) uniforms for use in the 2009 season.
How'd you get a picture from Mike Piazza's 2007 retirement party?
All of Barry Zito's ex-girlfriends line up for a group photo.
Remembering there was a game that night, Oakland A's rookies realized these dresses would be only the second-most embarrassing uniforms they wore today.
My kinda team Charlie...my kinda team
How did both of the A's vets get all of the rookies to dress up?
Ladies and gentlmen, The Spice Girls!
I didn't know Brady Quinn played baseball...
Moments after the photo was taken, Eddie Murphy drove by and invited everyone back to his house for a "Beverly Hills Cop" marathon.
(in Chris Berman voice)
"Boy, talk about executing a DRAG bunt!"
(cue groan by Tom Jackson)
Reason 69 to not allow Clay Aiken near the Oakland Athletics Clubhouse.
Through exhaustive analysis, Billy Beane determined that dressing rookies in drag increased lifetime OPS by .002
The "MoneyBalls" strip club never took off, due largely to management's inability to pay for top-tier talent.
The long term affects of steroids on the German national softball team have become apparent.
(Nervously) "Keep smiling guys. I'm sure they didn't intentionally drop us in the middle of the Raiders tailgate. Right?! Gulp..."
wow, Brooks' standards have dramatically dropped.
...so this is what suicide bomber hell looks like.
The vets told us to come dressed up as Dennis Rodman, and here we are!
After securing a playoff spot, Jonathon Papelbonn needed a girls night out to let off some steam.
No, No, No, No, No, No, Batgirl, No, No, No, No, No, No
(PS. "My Kinda Team Charlie..." is your winner.)
I;m sorry ladies rush week is over
Someone call the police! Oscar de la Hoya has been robbed!
So we all lost the same bet to Chris Cooley? Weird!
After talking to David Stern, Billy Beane decides to institute his own dress code for the players.
Billy Beane meets the Labeija and Extravaganza families in: Money Drag Ball.
"So, you ladies are free this October, too? Can I get your numbers?" -ARod
So THAT's small ball.
Let's see if Joe Buck likes baseball better NOW!
Chapter 18 of MoneyBall.
Suddenly, somewhere in Ohio, Brady Quinn develops the urge to become a 2 sport athelete.
DUDES NIGHT OUT!
Al Michaels: "Bob, in all my years of calling games I don't think I've ever been this excited!"
Costas: "You're excited? Feel these nipples!"
Damn - Canseco never told us there would be side effects!
I thought they just sucked on the field
Who knew the "Raiders Day at the Ballpark" was today?
Hey, it could be worse...We could be Mariners.
Al Davis invited us to the Cher concert here tonight
"They hurt Buddy! Let's get 'em, girls!"
So, when do you guys want to make the rooks put on those wacky costumes?
The "Who Wants To Date Eddie Murphy?" reality show casting call was a complete success.
As usual... Nicely played, Rick James, nicely played.
So THIS is what a WNBA tailgate looks like.
WTF..Just WTF
Much to the players' chagrin, Barry Bonds was not able to find a wig big enough for his head to star in the "Paula Abdul Experience"
Donald Trump says he'd take these guys over Rosie O'Donnell anytime anywhere!
Brian ak.a. "Helga" was pleased with his/her 3rd place finish in the "Erin Andrews look-alike contest"
Singing: "I feel pretty. Oh, so pretty..."
Photo of the cast party of "League of Their Own 2: Rosie Strikes Back".
So this is what San Fransisco feels like...