Worst. Renaissance Fair. Ever.

(narrator) "I was 12 going on 13 the first time I saw a dead human being."

"Troopers, You find anything?"

"Man, we ain't found shit"

Now remember what they say; "leaves of three leave them be... leaves of four eat some more."

The Saints are bringing "the hood" to Robin Hood.

"OK, here's your motivation. You're lost, you're angry in the woods, and no one is here to help you. There's a witch and she keeps leaving shit outside your door. There's no one here to help you! She left little trinkets, you took one of them, she ran after us. There's no one here to help you! We walked for 15 hours today, we ended up in the same place! There's no one here to help you, THAT'S your motivation! THAT'S YOUR MOTIVATION!"

"Why the hell was Dorothy and that Scarecrow so scared? The Lions, Tigers, and Bears aren't worth shit this year."

Over the river and through the woods to Shockey's mom's house we go...

We're Men, We're Men in Tights... We may look like Sissies but watch what you say or else we'll put out your Lights

Here we have previously unreleased footage of the Saints first return to downtown New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina.
(what? too soon?)

Coach said this was Sharewood Forrest or some shit. All I know is if anyone jumps out and tries to jack my Rolex, I'ma bitch slap him like Larry Johnson's girlfriend...

The modern version of The Crusades are far less impressive...

We all knew "Survivor" was grasping at the proverbial reality-TV show straws, but this is bad.

#91: "We crashed our canoes, but nothing can happen in this forest, can it?"
#70: "Ummm. Why do I hear 'Dueling Banjos'?"

If you get lost in the woods ... fuck it, build a house.

The Saints find out the hard way that the English don't give the best directions to those wearing the fleur-de-lis.

Dang I thought Michaels dog fights were a lot closer than this.

The turf at Wembley Stadium hasn't improved much from last year's Giants-Dolphins game.

You sure this field is regulation?

The Sheriff of Nottingham is going to be pissed that we're coming back empty-handed.

Denzel Washington leads the Saints through the woods to the site of the Battle of Gettysburg because Sean Payton saw it in a movie once.

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Minstrel: [singing] Brave Sir Robin ran away...
Sir Robin: *No!*
Minstrel: [singing] bravely ran away away...
Sir Robin: *I didn't!*
Minstrel: [singing] When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.
Sir Robin: *I never did!*
Minstrel: [singing] Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about, and valiantly, he chickened out.
Sir Robin: *Oh, you liars!*
Minstrel: [singing] Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat. A brave retreat by brave Sir Robin.

Members of the New Orleans Saints take a detour from their quest for the Holy Grail to find a shrubbery for the Knights Who Say Ni.

Bye boys! Have fun storming the castle!

Come out, come out wherever you are!

"Do they speak English over hear. Channing Crowder said they didn't."

Christ, that asshole Breez lied, there ain't no cheeseburger trees over here, that milk dud faced bastard!

The initial screening of the Blair Saint Project.

After an ill-advised decision to ride on his own during the fox hunt, King Charles immediately sharted himself at his predicament.

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C'Mon guys: If we don't find Miracle Max, then Reggie, Jeremy and Marques won't be able to play Sunday.

"I want out of this forrest, I mean it"

"Anybody want a peanut?"

"So this guy in a skirt said, 'Go back to England and tell them there that Scotland's daughters and her sons are yours no more. Tell them Scotland is free' ... so that is where we are headed right now"

Sir, I protest: I am not a "merry man"!

The Saints try desperately to find their playoff chances for this year.

Damn no wonder the other team is always wide open.

Does anybody else hear a banjo?

Will Smith: "You know, fellas, at first I was really bummed about losing a home game. But after getting the opportunity to walk through these woods and trace the steps of the likes of Coleridge and Wordsworth, I'm glad we came to England."

Jammal Brown: "For sure. Maybe instead of trying a mock burial or bootleg attempt at a Lou Holtz pep talk, Coach Payton will get with the spirit of things and enchant us with some lines from "Kubla Khan."

DeMario Pressley: "Yeah, that would be tight."

"I told you we were supposed to turn left out of the locker room."

Man, we already lost Frodo? We're the worst fellowship ever.

"Have Gun Will Travel reads the card of a man.

A knight without armor in a savage land.

His fast gun for hire heeds the calling wind.

A soldier of fortune, is the man called PALADIN!"

"You boys ready to Snipe hunt? Ill scare em' out, you guys sit here and catch them with your helmets."

Rich Eisen, somewhere off camera, "Be Sure To Join Us Tonight For 'NFL Network's Masterpiece Theatre' As The New England Saints Perform William Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream."

In an effort to further cross-promote the NFL, Roger Goodell enlists some members of the New Orleans Saints to appear in the upcoming film "Harry Potter & The Magical Football."

Spike Lee Presents: Deliverance 2008...

Five Black Dudes and one crazy-ass cracker walk into the woods...

Only one walks out alive...

Damn, I hate playing in Detroit!

#91: "All those who wish they were Reggie right now, back home with Kim's ass, say 'I' "

Everyone else: "I!"

Everywhere we go. People want to know....

INCONCEIVABLE!

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

After being lost in the woods for what seemed like days (but was actually a few hours), the New Orleans Saints held a vote to determine the least-valuable offensive player.

Devery Henderson was promptly eaten.

"We'll make spears.. hundreds of them. Long spears, twice as long as a man."

"That long?"

"Ay"

"Some men are longer than others."

RB: "Kim's been telling stories about me again, ah?"

Man, everything is backwards over here. Cars on the wrong side of the road. Practice in the middle of the woods. What's wrong with these people?

"Okay, # 85 - We'll practice in the woods for money, but if I see a burning cross I'm the f**k outta here."

'ello 'ello. What's all this then?

I see Habitat for Humanity has been slow here too.

[on loudspeaker] Attention all campers, it's 9:30... and that's lights-out time here at Camp Northstar, 9:30 as you know. Tomorrow is parents day, and you must look rested or Morty will be sent to the state penitentiary.

This is where they fought the battle of Gettysburg. Fifty thousand men died right here on this field, fighting the same fight that we are still fighting among ourselves today. This green field right here, painted red, bubblin' with the blood of young boys. Smoke and hot lead pouring right through their bodies. Listen to their souls, men. I killed my brother with malice in my heart. Hatred destroyed my family. You listen, and you take a lesson from the dead. If we don't come together right now on this hallowed ground, we too will be destroyed, just like they were. I don't care if you like each other of not, but you will respect each other. And maybe... I don't know, maybe we'll learn to play this game like men.

The Saints are marching one by one Hurrah! ... Hurrah!