Create The Caption #302
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Yesterday's Winners....
"Big bucks! Big bucks! No whammies, no whammies and....stop!"- Harvey Bars
"But I can't teach you my swag
You can pay for school but you can't buy class
School of hard knocks I'm a grad
And that all-blue yankee is my graduation cap..."
- RJBO (A little Jay-Z for your afternoon)
"No, I don't want no scrubs. A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me."- Anon (And some TLC!)
"The Carlton Dance was never the same after Alfonso Ribeiro hit that growth spurt."- Ross
"LeBron demonstrates to AA what he does to the Wizards every Spring."- G Money (Well played my friend....well played)
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In honor of the NBA tipping off tonight, Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Tayshun Prince pumping gas in Detroit?
Daily Links:
R.I.P. Dean (Red Sox Monster)
Vegas Is Screwing Some Bettors (LVRJ)
Ben Zobrist's Dad Is Not Having Fun In Philly (The Fightins)
Singeltary Gets His Own Song (Ryan Parker)
Halloween Sports Costumes (Front Of The Net)
Lebron And CP Practice Their High Fives (NESW Sports)
Selig Is At It Again (Moon Dog)
How Did Mike Brown Destroy The Bengals? (Meaningful Collateral)
The Iron Ref Finals Are On (HHR)
An Old NASCAR Vet Endorses Obama (From The Marbles)
Who's Replacing Ty Willingham? (The Sports Point)
Replay Gone Wrong (Awful Officiating)
Steve Phillips Does Not Amuse Karl Ravech (Deadspin)
41 Comments:
"$100 for a tank of gas!?!? I can only afford to fill up 95,000 more times this season!"
Tayshun:"I hope nobody see's me pumping my own gas. Rasheed will be pissed."
'So how does that trick go? I touch a pop-tab and I get a free phone call?'
Side note: Is that a Kyle Busch #18 sticker on his SUV?
Now that gas prices have stabilized, Tayshaun regrets having settled for a gas card instead of a signing bonus.
"Damn it Tayshun, you were supposed to keep your hood low and leave your gloves on. Now your prints will be everywhere. We might as well take this Hummer back to that nice family we stole it from."
The NBA: Where Unleaded Happens!
Tayshaun Prince dresses in his most elaborate Halloween costume to date: "Kwame Brown - 2012"
No need to hide Tayshun! You're with the Pistons, not the Lions!
"Where's Darko? He used to work here."
@wade:
Looks like a #18 sticker, but that's not his SUV. This pic was [almost definitely] from a promotion the Pistons did yesterday: http://www.nba.com/pistons/news/meijer_081027.html?rss=true
Man, should I leave it at 99.98 or try for an even 100.00...I can do this.
I just hope Rip doesn't find out I am using his card...and his car...
Prepay?!? No bills over $50?!? How the hell am I supposed to get to practice?
Taking the Pistons whining reputation off the court, Tayshaun will go and complain about gas prices to the nearest attendant.
Teyshaun: Oh sure, Mr Bigshot this, Mr Bigshot that.
Chauncey: What's that Prince?
Teyshun: Did you want a receipt?
http://tobroketolaugh.com
Tayshawn Prince: "Yeah, we make a lot but we also pump a lot."
Tayshawn Prince is not a fan of "Take A Piston To Work Day".
In an effort to "one up" the Pistons, Mark Cuban immediately announced that he will wash all Dallas residents' car windows with a squeegie and offer them 99 cent hot dogs with a fill-up.
ESPN announces its lamest new sports-related reality show, "Gassing Up With The Stars."
It's so cold in the D
Tayshawn contemplates if a trade to New Jersey or Portland would be worth it.
Tayshawn Prince makes good on his promise to Coach K to fill up K's SUV for a year to get playing time at the Olympics.
Thanks for the link dudes.
The perfect pump!
Tayshaun: Skis, huh?
Woman on other side: That's right.
Tayshaun: Great. They yours?
Woman: Uh-huh.
Tayshaun: Both of them?
I'm left wondering what has a longer reach: the gas pump's hose or Tayshaun's freakish arms.
E.T. pump gas
Damn and I thought weed was expensive
Why am I driving a Jeep Commander?
Tayshawn wonders which emits more air pollution: this SUV or Charles Barkley.
100 dollars for some gas? I can get Kwame Brown to stop stealing my shoe laces for less than that.
Part of Flip Saunder's severance package: one Piston must fill his car up with gas for one year
I already can't afford enough food; now they expect me to pay for my own gas!
Teyshaun Prince illustrates what he thinks Flip Saunders is doing right now.
After finding in favor of Mr. Costanza, Judge Irvine awarded him the services of Tayshaun Prince as an indentured servant for a week.
"Ok, I can do this, let's see: 'Remove gas cap,' check. 'Insert nozzle,' check. 'Pull team hoodie tightly over head, remove daughter's mittens and squeeze handle,' check. So far so good..."
I bought this Jeep Commander this year for the $2.99 gas guarantee and today gas is $2.40! Damn! Why did I buy this piece of sh#t again?
"DEEE-troit GASSS-attendant!!!"
Tay gets that Kwame Kilpatrick getaway car ready to go
Tay came to do two things here today- gas up and get a Big Gulp, and they're just about out of Gulps.
In preparing for the second Great Depression, economical Tayshun Prince begins work at his second job.