This is what happens when Jeanie Zelasko and Kevin Kennedy aren't there to lull you into a stupor before Tim McCarver eats the very fabric of your soul.

No we aren't overturning cars because of the Phillies, we are required to overturn cars on days that end with Y.

"Wait, we actually won the damn thing?!"

"Yes officer, I saw the three men who flipped my car. They were wearing Phillies shirts. Hold on, let me look outside and see if they're still there...... Shit..."

In honor of Halloween, Michael Jackson and his zombies broke out into a spirited rendition of Thriller. (Two guys on the right)

Braaains!!!

Looks like it really is always sunny in Philadelphia.

Phillies celebrating just like AA would.

Jim Rome is talking about that same video on his radio show.

Detroit is not impressed.

Jeez, it didn't get this crazy in Philadelphia when Rocky Balboa won the title!

In a truly ironic twist, Philly fans mistakenly flip Cole Hamel's new 2010 Corvette that he had won just hours before.

The rioters are stunned to learn that Bud Selig has rescinded his decision and is forcing the teams to replay Game 5 in its entirety.

Whew, at least my Geico policy covers championship rioting.

Mitch Williams celebrates with all the rioters as his name is forever removed from the list of Philly's sports "goats."

Let's just get it out there so we can get on with the contest:

"I'm so excited, I'm so excited, I'm so...scared!"

This weekend's GOP TV ad: "This is America...if Barack Obama is elected President."

blacks and whites play together again like kids in a sandbox.

Those 2 guys on top of the car aren't even Phillies fans there just glad that the season is over so they don't have to listen to Tim McCarver

Seriously - are we trying to do the Thriller Dance - or Black and White? Could you let me know?

Welcome to Barack Obama's America! Enjoy your stay.
Spread the wealth...
This is my car now...this is totally my car.

E.T. phone hoooooome.

dick belding stealing my line? what is this, amature hour? if he gets selected then i demand both of us to get credit.

BOY ON RIGHT: "Mother f*cker . . . I just stole that whip ten minutes ago!"

Having shot their wad after the NLCS, Philadelphians will now celebrate by turning cars right side up

ECW! ECW!

Yo, Adrian, I did it!"

To the guy on the right "What did you fall off a freakin boat?"

Man in overturned car:
"They broke my watch!"

Harry Kalas and his hired hitmen turn over Chris Wheeler's car...middle in indeed.

Get out of my dreams, get into my car!

Donovan McNabb over Ricky Williams!!!!!!???????!?!?!?!?!?

FREEZE!!! Everybody clap your hands!

Santa Claus is officially out of the carpool rotation.

Damn woman drivers

Only 33% of a game, but 110% of the post-game stupidity.

reporter: "Wow, you guys sure are excited about that championship!"

guys on the right: "What championship?"

This is the last thing Dick Vitale saw before the angry mob tore him to shreds.

True to form, the assembled mob of drunk Philadelphians cheered the white car tippers, booed the black ones.

George Bush's America:
---Gets credit for giving Boston, Chicago, and Philadelphia World Series titles that they thought were mythical things.
---Gets docked points for turning Boston, Chicago, and Philadelphia jobs into mythical things.

That'll teach Costanza to work for the Yankees!

Guy in Front of Tire: Gosh, I hope coach Mike Smith doesn't see me. He didn't even know I stayed up here in Philly since last Sunday for this. But hey, at least I'm not fighting do... CHEESE!

Even in jubilation, Philly fans still decide to riot and knock over Donovan McNabb's car.

You tell everybody. Listen to me, people. You've gotta tell them! Soylent Green is people! We've gotta stop them somehow!

Oh my god! Gerbils! Wave to the camera Shelly.

Scott Kazmir was the thought to have thrown the bottle, however following his arrest Kazmir's lawyer brought a tape of his game 5 start. After watching 4 innings of Kaz hit everything but his target the police realized that he couldn't have hit the victim with anything less than 8 tries.

Us just did that!

I don't know...How many Phillies fans does it take to tip over a car??

Why... car... not... work?

An unusually wild opening night for the 76ers...

Andre Iguodala (far right) joins in the celebration, although nobody could explain why he was wearing his girlfriend's vest.

Mr. Met's drove through some untimely traffic returning from his late night tee time.

Mr. Met drove through some untimely traffic returning from his late night tee time.

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood. This is Mr. Robinson's neighborhood. C-I-L my landlord.




Seriously, anonymous with Soylent Green should win.

What's Russell Westbrook doing at the Phillies riot?

We'll show Detroit how to a championship riot is supposed to go down.

A-ROD SUCKS!, A-ROD SUCKS, A-ROD SUCKS!

what do you mean this ain't Boston?

Obviously Civic pride.

The next time you'll probably see all of us together will be in the prison shower yelling "fresh fish" at you!!

Turning over this car was practice. Talkin' bout practice. The real game is turnin' over a transit bus, fire truck and AI's moomma's Escalade. This...is just practice.

Let's hear about your fahrfegneugen now, bizzatch.

That's it, I'm flipping every car over until I get a damn cheese steak WITH!

It took all six of 'em to roll Andy Reid over during the celebration (Reid seen dressed in all red)

This picture was later put on the steps of city hall with a note..."4 the Mare"