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Your 2009 Sports Emmy Award Nominees

Thursday, April 02, 2009


Every year I post these, and every year it seems like those in the business have no idea what they're doing. The same terrible personalities are nominated (Berman, Buck, McCarver), and the same shows win every year. The only difference this year, is that the Academy actually threw a couple of curveballs at us. They've added some new people to the list, and while some are spot on like Tom Jackson, there are those that just boggle the mind....like John Kruk.

Anyway, here's the list, feel free to complain or choose your winners in the comments. The event is April 27th, and I'll be sure to share the winners with you when they are released.

Outstanding Live Sports Special

108th U.S. Open Championship (NBC)
NASCAR on FOX: Daytona 500 (FOX)
Super Bowl XLII (FOX)
The Championships, Wimbledon- Gentlemen's Final (NBC)
X Games 14 (ESPN)

Outstanding Live Sports Series

ESPN College Football (ABC)
ESPN Monday Night Football (ESPN)
NASCAR on TNT (TNT)
NASCAR on FOX (FOX)
NBC Sunday Night Football (NBC)

Outstanding Studio Show (WEEKLY)

College Gameday (ESPN)
Football Night in America (NBC)
FOX NFL Sunday (FOX)
Inside the NFL (CBS / Showtime)
Monday Night Countdown (ESPN)
Sunday NFL Countdown (ESPN)

Outstanding Studio Show (DAILY)

Baseball Tonight (ESPN)
Inside the NBA – Playoffs (TNT)
MLB Postseason Studio (TBS)
Outside the Lines First Report (ESPN)
Pardon the Interruption (ESPN)

Outstanding Sports Personality (STUDIO HOST)

Bob Costas (NBC / HBO)
Bryant Gumbel (HBO)
Chris Berman (ESPN)
Ernie Johnson (TNT / TBS)
James Brown (CBS / Showtime)

Outstanding Sports Personality (PLAY BY PLAY)

Al Michaels (NBC)
Dan Hicks (NBC)
Jim Nantz (CBS)
Joe Buck (FOX)
Mike Emrick (NBC)

Outstanding Sports Personality (STUDIO ANALYST)

Cris Collinsworth (NBC/Showtime/CBS/HBO)
John Kruk (ESPN)
Steve Mariucci (NFL Network)
Terry Bradshaw (FOX)
Tom Jackson (ESPN)

Outstanding Sports Personality (SPORTS EVENT ANALYST)

Cris Collinsworth (NFL Network/NBC)
Doug Collins (TNT)
John Madden (NBC)
Johnny Miller (NBC)
Ron Jaworski (ESPN)
Tim McCarver (FOX)

Posted by Awful Announcing at 10:31 AM 7 Comments

American Sportscasters Association Releases Top 50 Broadcasters List

Tuesday, January 13, 2009


Lists are just about the most played out things on the planet these days, but when you put together a ranking of the "Top 50 Broadcasters", I'm going to post on it. The ASA has released such an article, and the interesting thing isn't the Top Ten, but rather some of the other names on the list. Most notably Joe Buck at #31 and Chris Berman at #35. Here's the list via Farther Off The Wall....

1. Vin Scully
2. Mel Allen
3. Red Barber
4. Curt Gowdy
5. Howard Cosell
6. Bob Costas
7. Jim McKay
8. Keith Jackson
9. Al Michaels
10. Dick Enberg
11. Jack Buck
12. Ted Husing
13. Jack Brickhouse
14. Don Dunphy
15. Graham McNamee
16. Ernie Harwell
17. Marv Albert
18. Harry Caray
19. Jon Miller
20. Bill Stern
21. Chick Hearn
22. Marty Glickman
23. Jack Whitaker
24. Jim Nantz
25. Chris Schenkel
26. Lindsey Nelson
27. Russ Hodges
28. Ray Scott
29. John Madden
30. Bob Prince
31. Joe Buck
32. Milo Hamilton
33. Bob Wolff
34. Chuck Thompson
35. Chris Berman
36. Phil Rizzuto
37. Marty Brennaman
38. Clem McCarthy
39. Bill Walton
40. Foster Hewitt
41. Harry Kalas
42. Johnny Most
43. Bob Elson
44. Brent Musberger
45. Pat Summerall
46. Merle Harmon
47. Dick Vitale
48. Dick Stockton
49. Tony Kubek
50. Bud Collins

While you can't argue with most of the names on that list, as I said above, there are a few questionable ones included. The best part is that Bill Walton is the chairman for ASA, and somehow he magically appears in the top forty. Stop voting for yourself, Bill!

The whole Top 50 ASA list, from Scully to Collins and beyond (Farther Off The Wall)

EA Looking To Go Back-To-Back As Playboy's Sexiest Sportscaster

Monday, December 08, 2008


I really think contests and lists like this are annoying, but I posted on it last year, so I almost feel obligated to do so again. Playboy's Sexiest Sportscaster list for 2008 came out on Friday, and you have almost thirty different ladies of Sports Media to choose from. Here's this year's list....

Erin Andrews (ESPN), Erin Bates (Speed/OLN), Michelle Beisner (NFL Network), Bonnie Bernstein (CBS ESPN), Tina Cervasio (MSG), Melanie Collins (Big Ten Network), Stacey Dales (ESPN), Colleen Dominguez (ESPN), Alex Flanagan (NBC), Lisa Guerrero (LA Times column), Jamie Little (ESPN/NBC), Hazel Mae (NESN), Adriana Monsalve (ESPN Deportes), Rachel Nichols (ESPN), Pam Oliver (Fox), Ashley Russell (Rivals.com), Lisa Salters (ESPN), Lauren Shehadi (CBS), Tiffany Simons (NBC), Lindsay Soto (NFL Network), Melissa Stark (ABC), Sage Steele (ESPN), Hannah Storm (ESPN), Mary Strong (NFL Network), Molly Sullivan (MTN), Charissa Thompson, (Big Ten Network/Fox) Krista Voda (Fox), Amber Wilson (OpenSports.com), Tracy Wolfson (CBS)
They're obviously all gorgeous, and some talented, so pick your favorite and cast a vote or two over at Playboy. I say we all write in Chris Berman as a rouse, and if someone wants to get that movement started, I would appreciate it.

(FYI- The link below is safe for work, but I wouldn't stray too far from that page.)

America's Sexiest Sportscaster (Playboy)

AA Announcement: The Year In Announcing Needs Your Help

Thursday, December 27, 2007


I know everyone does these things and creates Best of and Worst of lists, Top 10s, and etc.....but I think we can do it better. It's going to be along the lines of the SI piece done by Richard Deitsch, but with a lot more categories I'm sure he couldn't include (and no Verne Lundquist will not be the Best Announcer).

That's where I need your help. I'm obviously going to have the Best/Worst Lead, Best/Worst Newcomer, etc. and need your suggestions for those categories. But we need more than that don't we? How about Best Sexual Innuendo Quote of the Year? Or maybe Worst Technical Glitch of the Year??? If you have nominees for anything....categories, worst announcers, or even people you thought were great.....leave them in the comments, or email me at AwfulAnnouncing@Gmail.com. Be sure to include your website as everyone who contributes will get a nice quote and a shiny maroon link.

Thanks for your help and hopefully we'll have this up by the New Year.

Cheers,
BP- Awful Announcing

P.S.- The title and logo probably needs a little help too.

Everyone Still Likes Lists Right?

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

The Top Ten World Series of Poker All-ins, The Best Damn Sports Show Period Top 50 Jock Bulges, The ESPN SportsCenter Top 100 Moments in North Dakota Sports History, The Top 500 Best......well you get the idea.

Here's one I thought you'd enjoy though. The Top Rated Sports Broadcasts of 2006 from Sports Business Daily:

TOP TEN MOST-WATCHED NETWORK SPORTS PROGRAMS OF '06 (NON-NFL)


NET

DATE

TIM

PROGRAM

RATING

HHs (000)

1

ABC

1/4

8:17pm

Rose Bowl: USC-Texas (BCS Championship)

21.7

23,907

T2

ABC

11/18

3:25pm

NCAA Football: Michigan-Ohio State

12.9

14,316

T2

ABC

1/2

5:04pm

Fiesta Bowl: Notre Dame-Ohio State

12.9

14,184

4

ABC

1/3

8:14pm

Orange Bowl: Penn State-Florida State

12.2

13,490

5

Fox

10/22

8:22pm

World Series: Gm. 2: Cardinals-Tigers

11.5

12,841

6

NBC

2/19

2:31pm

NASCAR Nextel Cup: Daytona 500

11.3

12,458

7

CBS

4/3

9:16pm

NCAA Basketball Nat'l Championship: UCLA-Florida

11.2

12,294

8

Fox

10/19

8:17pm

NLCS: Gm. 7: Cardinals-Mets

10.8

11,980

9

Fox

10/26

8:25pm

World Series: Gm. 4: Tigers-Cardinals

10.4

11,620

10

Fox

10/27

8:26pm

World Series: Gm. 5: Tigers-Cardinals

10.3

11,492

TOP TEN MOST-WATCHED NETWORK

SPORTS PROGRAMS OF '06

RANK

NET

DATE

TIME

PROGRAM

RATING

HHs (000)

1

ABC

2/5

6:26pm

Super Bowl XL: Seahawks-Steelers

41.5

45,734

2

CBS

1/22

3:08pm

AFC Championship: Steelers-Broncos

23.6

25,985

3

ABC

1/4

8:17pm

Rose Bowl: USC-Texas (BCS Championship)

21.7

23,907

4

CBS

1/15

1:06pm

AFC Div. Playoff: Steelers-Colts

20.9

23,051

5

Fox

1/22

6:47pm

NFC Championship: Panthers-Seahawks

20.7

22,856

6

Fox

1/15

4:42pm

NFC Div. Playoff: Panthers-Bears

19.7

21,718

7

CBS

1/8

4:37pm

AFC Wildcard: Steelers-Bengals

18.9

20,854

8

Fox

12/3

4:29pm

NFL on Fox: Cowboys-Giants (89%)

17.6

19,593

9

CBS

1/14

8:16pm

AFC Div. Playoff: Patriots-Broncos

16.1

17,784

10

Fox

1/14

4:35pm

NFC Div. Playoff: Redskins-Seahawks

15.8

17,394

TOP TEN MOST-WATCHED CABLE

SPORTS PROGRAMS OF '06

RANK

NET

DATE

TIME

PROGRAM

U.S. AREA

COV. AREA

HHs (000)

1

ESPN

10/23

8:30pm

"Monday Night Football": Giants-Cowboys

10.5

12.7

11,726

2

ESPN

9/25

8:32pm

"Monday Night Football": Falcons-Saints

9.7

11.7

10,776

3

ESPN

10/16

8:30pm

"Monday Night Football": Bears-Cardinals

9.6

11.6

10,737

4

ESPN

9/18

8:30pm

"Monday Night Football": Steelers-Jaguars

8.8

10.6

9,758

5

ESPN

10/9

8:30pm

"Monday Night Football": Ravens-Broncos

8.5

10.2

9,417

6

ESPN

10/2

8:30pm

"Monday Night Football": Packers-Eagles

8.4

10.1

9,349

7

ESPN

11/27

8:30pm

"Monday Night Football": Packers-Seahawks

8.3

10.0

9,243

8

ESPN

9/11

7:00pm

"Monday Night Football": Vikings-Redskins

8.2

9.9

9,107

9

ESPN

10/30

8:30pm

"Monday Night Football": Patriots-Vikings

7.9

9.5

8,794

10

ESPN

12/11

8:30pm

"Monday Night Football": Bears-Rams

7.6

9.2

8,490

MOST-WATCHED CABLE SPORTS

PROGRAMS OF '06 (NON-NFL)

RANK

NET

DATE

TIME

PROGRAM

U.S. AREA

COV. AREA

HHs (000)

1

ESPN

9/4/06

8:00pm

NCAA Football: Florida State-Miami

5.7

6.8

6,318

2

TNT

5/22/06

8:00pm

NBA: Western Conf. Semis: Gm. 7: Mavericks-Spurs

4.7

5.7

5,169

3

ESPN

5/31/06

8:00pm

NBA: Eastern Conf. Finals: Gm. 5: Heat-Pistons

4.5

5.5

4,971

4

ESPN

12/28/05

8:22pm

Alamo Bowl: Michigan-Nebraska

4.4

5.4

4,876

T5

ESPN

11/2/06

7:30pm

NCAA Football: West Virginia-Louisville

4.4

5.3

4,902

T5

ESPN

10/6/06

8:00pm

ALDS Gm. 3: Yankees-Tigers

4.4

5.3

4,873

T5

ESPN

6/2/06

8:09pm

NBA: Eastern Conf. Finals: Gm. 6: Pistons-Heat

4.4

5.3

4,840

T8

ESPN

12/30/05

7:30pm

Peach Bowl: Miami-LSU

4.3

5.2

4,706

T8

TNT

2/19/06

8:29pm

06 NBA All-Star Game

4.3

5.2

4,689

T10

TNT

6/1/06

8:49pm

NBA: Western Conf. Finals: Gm. 5: Suns-Mavericks

4.2

5.1

4,622

T10

TNT

7/9/06

3:29pm

NASCAR Nextel Cup: USG Sheetrock 400

4.2

5.1

4,652

T10

ESPN

12/29/05

8:06pm

Holiday Bowl: Oregon-Oklahoma

4.1

5.1

4,556


If you were keeping count that's 24 Games for the ABC/Leader Combo, Fox had 7, and CBS came in with 5. ESPN proves that while everyone still hates them....they can't turn away. Something I like to call the "Howard Stern Effect".

How the Holiday Bowl from 2005 and something called the Nextel Cup: USG Sheetrock 400 made the Top 10 Non-NFL list is beyond me. What is this NAS......CAR you speak of?

(I apologize for the small font, but it was the only way it would fit. Click the SBD link above if you want a readable version)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 2:25 PM 3 Comments