Just A Reminder......You Can Bet On Anything!
Wednesday, January 24, 2007
With the Super Bowl coming up there will upwards of $100 Million Dollars in play this February. The bets that you can place are absolutely insane....Some of my Favorites....
What will Peyton Manning's QB Rating Be?
Peyton Manning's Total Rushing Attempts?
What will Joseph Addai's Yards per Rush be?
Dallas Clark's Longest Reception?
What will Rex Grossman throw first an Int or a TD?
And always the craziest one.....MVP of Super Bowl?
Here are the odds:
Manning Even
Dal. Clark +2000
Harrison +900
Vinatieri +1000
Bob Sanders +3000
Rhodes +1500
Addai +800
Wayne +1200
T. Wilkins +3000
Grossman +500
Muhammad +1900
Thomas Jones +1000
Berrian +1200
Benson +1000
Des. Clark +1800
Urlacher +2000
Hester +2000
Gould +1500
Field (any other player) +900
The weirdest part is that Gould has better odds than Mush Muhammad and Urlacher. Given the fact that a kicker has never won and MVP......I wouldn't bet on Goulet.But my personal favorite bet comes via The Cappers Forum. You may have heard that another Bengals player was arrested, but did you know you could have won money on it?
Ticket Number: 45002100 - 1
Accepted Date: Jan 05, 2007 06:25 PM - EST
Graded Date: January 22, 2007 06:11 PM - EST
Wager Type: Future/Prop
Wager Status: Won
Risk: $10.00 (USD)
To Win Amount: $100.00 (USD)
Amount Paid: $110.00 (USD)
Description: NFL Futures - Cinci Bengals arrested special - Next Cincinnati player arrested will be? - Secondary Player +1000
Labels: Bears, Bengals, Gambling, Indianapolis Colts, Super Bowl
Saints-Bears Live-Blog 4th Quarter- The Stench is Upon Us
Sunday, January 21, 2007
"January Football Drama by Lake Michigan"- JB
The brunt of all our jokes for the day Stinchcomb is the photo for the 4th.
Rex with a ridiculously bad throw, but Berrian lays down to make the grab and save his ass. Fred Thomas looked like a douchebag on that play.
25-14 Bears.
5:40- Brees blasted by Ogunleye. That should have been Bears ball because he sacked him....the ball came loose....and Ogunleye grabs it and Brees has him down by contact.
Signal to Noise said..."The Greatness That Is Chris Meyers." We approve of this tag.
5:45- "Chicago Bears have kind of imposed their will........if you will"- Troy Aikman
Touchdown Bears and Benson.

32-14 Bears......that should be game.
Interception by the Bears and that will about do it for America's New Team. The Bears run three times and waste some clock.
5:59- Urlacher crushes Colston. And on the next play Brees Intentional Grounds again. Blow the Whistle! Blow the Whistle!!!
I really think Ricky Manning must have changed his name a-la Dominick Davis. "I think the turning point in the game was the sack, or intentional grounding safety"- TA, you think so Troy?!?!?! Really? It was a two point game.
Thomas Jones pulls a Reggie Bush and this is turning into OSU/Florida.
39-14. Turn out the lights......the party is over New Orleans.
I think it's time to just go ahead and post it.......
"I guess now it's just a matter of who the Bears are going to be facing"- TA, Really??? I had no idea how that worked Troy.
As soon as the Bears can let me post a final score I'll send this thing over to RUTS for the AFC Championship.
Okay.....I don't care. The final score is 39-14......and I'd watch out for this defense AFC. SEXY REXY IS HEADING TO THE SUPER BOWL!!!!!!!!. RUTS is up next......enjoy.
Saints-Bears Live-Blog 3rd Quarter- The Fire Rages On
So it's the start of the third and the Awful GF said that she could build a better fire than me. I'll let you know how it goes (because I know you care), but I'm an early 4-1 favorite.
Seriously....Joe.....the beatnik look has got to go.
4:54- PAM! I didn't even know she was on this game. Grossman throws a ball into the heavens, and it's incomplete.....no flag.
Bears punt, and Lewis breaks on! It's coming back.
5:00- HOLY SHIZ!!!!! Reggie Bush on one hell of a play! Wow....that kid is ridiculous. That cutback was just nasty.
16-14 Bears. And this is a new game.
Troy Aikman calls Ricky Manning Jr....Danielle Manning for some reason.
Ball kicked out of bounds, but the Bears do nothing with the field position as Rexy overthrows another receiver.
Sean said... Great play by Bush but why does he have to showboat? Didn't he learn his lesson against Texas?
Great point. That dance was a little ridiculous.
5:08- Brees stands in there and picks up a first on a nice third down play. Just looked it up.....Brees has hit 8 different receivers. Deuce rumbles into Bears territory, and the DEUUUUUCE chants start in Chicago.
Brees lucky that pass wasn't picked. I have a bad feeling about the Bears if they aren't capitalizing on those opportunities. Billy Cundiff in for Carney on the kick.......
No Good.
5:18- Why in the world are the Bears throwing the ball? Rex can't complete crap. This is some awful play calling. Grossman's rating is 39. The Bears are so losing this game. Nice punt by Maynard. Saints ball at the five.
Sean said... I'm on vacation in LA and I'm sitting here with my Aunt who is in love with him. I refused to high five her after the touchdown, and now she's mad.
Cut her off for good Sean.
5:22- Intentional grounding! Safety. Brees just randomly throws a ball into the ground while in the endzone. That was obvious.
18-14.
5:32- Missed a play or two there helping the Awful GF free her car from the trecherous snow.....but I'm back.
Bears ball as the snow falls pretty heavy now. Put Yo Fours Up!!!!
Labels: Bears, Live-Blog, NFL playoffs, Saints, The Greatness That Is Chris Meyers
Saints-Bears Live-Blog 2nd Quarter- We're All Saints
I know I've used this photo before, but I just love it too much to not use it again.
3:55- Cedric the Entertainer on a couple of runs, and he slips on the "soupy field". Gould back out for another kick. Not sure why the Bears are only going with Benson in the first half. Goulet hits it through.
6-0 Chi-town
Signal to Noise said...I know it's not Deadspin, but: yes, yes, yes, no.
Joe is going with the mock turtleneck for this one.....and all black at that. All he needs is some slippers and a pipe.
Where is Tony Siragusa?.......I'm extremely upset.
3:57- Saints go three and out again......and the Bears D is getting in a groove.
4:05- Troy and Joe comment on Benson being in the game about 15 minutes after I did. Grossman hits Clark on a pretty pass up the seam. 1st down.
Why do I feel another FG coming?
Grossman throws it away, and yes......another FG.
9-0.
4:14- Eazy, Breesy, Beautiful......Brees picks up a first on a nice fake and run. A comedy pyramid on Saints' lineman Stinchcomb begins in the household. Saints punt yet again.
"The Dangerous Devin Hester Awaits"- JB, Enough with the 12th Grade English Poetry submissions. Alliteration aside Buck.....I'll take my chances in the tournament.
4:20- Thomas Jones gets a carry and picks up a first down. Good call on Benson Lovie. Another huge TJ run and the Bears a rolling down the field to another FG.
Chicago is inside the Ten, and the combo back of TJ and CB have over 100 yards. Run it three times in a row.
Touchdown Bears.......TJ on the score. Wow....he dominated the Saints on that drive.
16-0
4:30- Brees gets some time to throw the ball and hits Colston for a long gain, and then hits Henderson on the next play. There's a minute left.....why are you calling a timeout there? Bad move.
False start on Stinchcomb and laughter insues.
Brees to Colston on a slant and a Saints score.......they're still in this one America.
16-7 Bears.
That'll be our score at the half. Break time.....see you in a few. Or wait....Grossman runs off the field and then throws a ball out of bounds. Lovie is a pretty bad game manager. Now they down the ball......that was odd.
Labels: Bears, Live-Blog, NFL playoffs, One Hit Wonders, Saints
Saints-Bears Live-Blog 1st Quarter- Sexy Rexy Time
We're live from cold-ass Soldier Field. Welcome everyone.....let's have some fun. It's Buck.....It's Aikman......It's the NFC Championship Game
3:10- Saints ball and they come out throwing. 40 yard pass to Henderson from Brees. 3rd and long and the Chi Defense gets their first sack. Saints to punt. Is it just me or does Aikman talk to much?
"The Bears defense gives up the 40 yard pass to Henderson. They did bend.....they did not break"- JB, Let the douchebaggery begin!
3:15- Rexy starts off with an incompletion.....let the QB rating drop! Great play to avoid a sack by the Bears, but they will be punting it away. Maynard (from Tool) punts to Reggie Bush....he goes nowhere. And the commercials begin.
So let me set the scene for you. It's me, the Awful GF, and the roommate. It's snowing outside.....there's a fire......there's beer......there's wings. Can things get any better than this.....I SUBMIT THAT THEY CANNOT!!!!
3:20- Terrance "Throwing" Copper picks up another first down for the Saints.....they look good. Hahahahaha....
"The conditions of the field makes it perfect for the Saints offense. They know where they're going"- Aikman
.....and a Saints receiver falls on the next play. Good call on that on Troy.
Chris Meyers bring up the cleat comment to Buck.....I don't think he's amused.
FUMBLE!!!! And somehow the Saints get it back after a 40 yard loss. Hester gets a good return, and the Bears come out for their second possession.
3:27- Wow.....Grossman underthrows Berrian by about 10 yards and it's almost picked. Grossman.....0-4. And a punt.
American Idol commercial..........GOOOD MORNING EVERY BODY!!!!!!!!!!
3:33- 3rd and Two, and the Saints take a timeout that leads to another damn commercial. "Changing cleats. Trying to get some kind of traction on this soupy field"- JB, seriously Joe.....just say it's muddy.
Great move by Colston to try to pick up a first, but he just gets blasted by Chris Harris, and he coughs it up. Bears Ball.
3:37- Great field position for the Bears, and they come out with back to back Ced Benson runs. Reverse to Davis for a first down inside the redzone.
"Why are they the Bears? There are no Bears in Chicago."- The Awful Girlfriend
I wait for a pick everytime Grossman goes back to throw. Benson doesn't pick up a first down on a 3rd and short, and they look to be going for it. Timeout first for the measurement. And then a timeout from the Bears. I have a feeling Lovie is going to botch this one too.
The Bears pick up the first after trying to call timeout. The refs don't see it. Rexy then misses a WIDE OPEN Desmond Clark for a certain score. He sucks......I'm sorry. Just run the ball every damn time Bears. Grossman gets his next pass batted down, and I think the Bears are going to kick it. That makes absolutely no sense after you just went for it from 4 yards back.
3-0 Bears.
Fumble on the kickoff, and there is no chance that Lewis wasn't down. New Orleans will get the ball back.
.....or not. This thing is rigged. That is just a bad call....he lost it and grabbed it again.
"I just don't think there was enough evidence to overturn it"- TA, No Troy....if that was the case the ref would have said so.
2nd Quarter forthcoming.......
Labels: Bears, Live-Blog, NFL playoffs, Rextasy, Saints
Saints-Bears Live-Blog Pregame
So I'm not going to be able to do the NBA game today, and I apologize. I'll be here for the NFC Championship, so I'll see you then. In the meantime here is your game preview and a quote from Rick Majerus yesterday to get you by.
"Watch Kansas they look like Buddy Holly in an ice storm"- Majerus after Texas Tech grabbed an offensive rebound and Kansas just stood around looking lost.
So it comes down to this for the team that will ultimately lose to the AFC in the SuperBowl (or that's what the media wants us to believe).
New Orleans has never made a title game, and Sean Payton looks to take a city known for hosting SuperBowls to the big game. It boils down to Brees and the Saints offense in this one, and Payton will most likely will spread the field and force the Bears into Nickel and Dime coverages.
The Bears have relied on a stellar defense all year, and have really lucked out in some situations. If a couple of plays/games don't go their way and this game might be in the Superdome. Luck is one of the key components during a championship run though, and if Rex Grossman is your QB it becomes even a bigger factor. Rex will have to be on his game in this one.....no more excuses or mistakes.
With all of that said......the biggest factor could be the weather. It's 31 and snowing in Chicago and Bears Fans live for this kind of thing. The spread is the Bears at -2.5, and I have no idea which way this is going to go. Leave your thoughts and predictions in the comments, and I'll see you at around 3pm.
Geaux Saints!
Wednesday, January 17, 2007
That's all I can really say after watching this vid from a Bears Fan. Sack Attack Rack Back Stack Lack Crack.
Umm....what?
Live Blog Tonight- Bears V. Rams
Monday, December 11, 2006
It's times like these (when one of your posts gets added to the Consumerist, Netscape, USAToday.com, and gets a 488 on Digg) that you gather your focus (switch to Blogger Beta) and do the most wonderfullest, splendiforous, and rockin' live-blog ever!!!!!!! (To make up for the others I missed)...
So tonight folks.....it's the Bears.....it's the Rams.....it's the AA LIVE-BLOG!!!! Be there around 8ish and bring your A-Game (I was going to say AA game, but that'd be way too cheesy).
(Oh and that Picture you ask? Well that's our friend Rex Grossman huffing er......making balloon animals with his friends at Florida.)
8:01- "He's a playmaker who makes plays"- Michael Irvin, and we're ready to go! Welcome all....new and old. Cheers......get your drink and let's get into this.
ONCE AGAIN IT'S TIME TO CLIMB TO THE TOP OF SPACE MOUNTAIN! SPACE MOUNTAIN ON THREE! 1, 2, 3......SPACE MOUNTAIN, Bears team.
Umm what? Can someone enlighten me on what that means?
The ESPN crew plays role play as the Bears Fans (Mike Ditka), Mushin Muhammed (Irvin), Brian Urlacher (TJ), Rex Grossman (Steve Young).........and then Ditka was Lovie Smith? Ditka you were already the Bears Fans who can you......oh whatever. Help me please. I don't know what I just got myself into.
Why does Mike Irvin grab people all the time? Is it because he's on ecstasy???
8:30- Barack Obama??????? Wow.
Picking up the helmet??? Jim Belushi!!!!!!!!!! Woo Baby!!!
Predicted that one last Bears game, but it didn't hold true.
Fireworks indoors.....Al Michaels would be proud.
8:35- Tony sporting the shit brown jacket......nice.
The Chicago Fire, The Untouchables, and Steve Bartman.....Tony knows all about Chicago's turmoil.
There was some sort of mascot out there for the toss.....not sure what it was, but it had a derby hat on. Can't go wrong with that.
From the Comments: Is it just me, or did it look like Rachel Nichols had a false background behind her during the pregame (besides the fact that people were, you know, moving around)? Rough start for the sideline lighting crew tonight. - Brian from One More Dying Quail
It's so true......she never blinks. One time in a 3 minute piece.
"You shouldn't think"- JT
"That was your move right.....not to think at all. You were built for that"- TK
Nice....keep it up boys.
8:45- First down Bears and then Thomas Jones gets a flag after a money catch.
MNF crew already jinxing Rex by saying he can't throw a pick here.....
And Grossman got cruuuuushed by Okanonsda Msudfasdfadsf.....er #21.
8:52- Torry Holt does his interview for a TV job after retirement while intro'ing the Rams O. McDonald drops an easy third down conversion after the Rams got awesome field position. Good job Rams...way to make it exciting. Final score 10-6 Bears.
Joe Theismann goes throught the EXACT same playbook on Rex Grossman that Jawz did about 30 minutes ago.
There you go! If you can't throw....run it for twenty yards on third down Rexy.
Nice Throw! Rex hits a fadeaway screen and gets the personal foul. Now were playing Rex....I have faith in you if no one else does. Only because of the picture above though.
8:59- "Berrian gets the reverse"- MT, no it's an end-around dammit!!!!!!
Tony compares his fear of flight to Rex Grossman perils at qb.
God Dammit......okay so I'll tell you. I know I promised that I would never talk about my fantasy team on this site, but that just pushed me over the edge. I'm down 3.58 points with one player left. That player? Robbie Gould who just missed a 37 yarder....he has missed one, er two all year. That's it I'm done talking about it. Oh and my league is already in the playoffs. I'm going to lose.
9:05- Devin Hester is the new X-Factor.
Joe thinks that the penalty is "not letting the gunner back inbounds" on the punt return.....but the gunner was flagged for going out on his own. Good call Joe, and great made up rule! 0-1.
From the Comments: "Which is better: a) the fact that immediately following Grossman's scramble, ESPN cut to a shot of Brian Griese looking distinctly unhappy on the Bears sideline, or b) the fact that less than five minutes later, Michele Tafoya mentioned that "every player on the Bears sideline is pulling for Rex Grossman." Michele, let me introduce you to Brian. Brian, tell Michele what you think of Rex. Don't hold back. Also, is it too Kornheiser-ish of me if I throw out a "Fuck you" to Robbie Gould for missing that kick? My fantasy team needs all the help it can get. "- Brian
I feel your pain Brian......come on.....we can do this. The Bears are driving again.
"I always thought "Black Christmas" would be the black version of National Lampoons Christmas Vacation. I'm disappointed they went the horror movie route."- BJ from I Have Never Knowingly
Ha.....with Ced the Entertainer perhaps??? I'd start writing the script BJ.
9:09- Chitown punts after Rexy misses a wide open receiver on third down. Of course Robbie GOULET! doesn't get a shot at the 54 yarder.
St. Louis ball at the 1.
(P.S.- BJ.....go to hell. I'm a Maryland fan. Screw you and Wake. J/K...congrats, enjoy the Bowl Game.)
The Marc Bulger comment is awesome. I love it personally.
9:15- Ian Scott who is replacing Tommie Harris just dominates the O-Line and stops the REVERSE! after Jackson handed of to Kevin Curtis.
3rd and 13.....Bulger just nails Curtis on the skinny. Hell of a pass.
End of the 1st......0-0. MNF!!!!!!!! It's Hella Exciting!
Mike Tirico....explaining the similarities of Chicago and St. Louis.......Blues....check.....last two World Series Champions.....check.....
"They both have their own beefed up 70 homer guys (graphic of McGwire and Sosa)"
Umm what?!?!?!?! Which one of those hit 70 homers again?
9:21- St. Louis to go for it on 4th and short (BJ rejoices), but the play clock is running down so they call time.
"Do you like going for it here Joe?"-MT
"Yep....and I like play action here"- JT
Stephen Davis on the draw for the first and then some.....Joe......0-2.
Then Tony doesn't realize that S. Davis was on the Rams......good grief.
TD.....Bulger to Holt. 7-0 Rams.
Check that.......botched snap. 6-0 Rams, and BJ loses his shit, and it keeps my 10-6 final score prediction alive.Also....I forgot I had a pic for the 2nd Quarter.....enjoy.
Enjoy the Herpes, and.........ENJOY DEVIN HESTER!!!!!!!!!! 5th return for a score.
7-6 Bears, and more importantly.....one point for Robbie GOULET! Just need that FG now.
9:35- Stevie Jackson has one hell of a lazy eye.
Stephen Davis in as the 3rd back.....you can bet you life that this is a pass. And it is.
BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE.
"Hey. Who's that blonde chick you just posted a picture of? She's kinda cute. Kind of that wholesome girl next door type."- Jay, from Cynical Bastard
Yep.....very wholresome.
Stevie Jack with the TD.......
13-7 Rams.
The Blur???? Really? That's Hester's name? OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Belushi in the booth!!!!!!!!!! I'm staying in bold for this.......because he's hammered!!!!!
"My third child is going to be named Hester"- JB
"We're....tensh and twhosssh with Resxxxsh."- JB
I'm not kidding.....Jim Belushi is straight lit.
"The Cubs spent some money this past week"- JB
"Some Money?!?!?!?!"- T
"As an iconic actor we sometimes let the audience lead us.....sometimes we have to lead the audience"- JB
Ummm what?!?!?!?!?! Did you just call yourself an ICONIC actor!!!!!! Go straight to hell Belushi....your brother is rolling over in his grave.
TD.......Grossman to Berrian. Belushi loses his shit.
"What happened to no cheering in the booth Belushi"- TK, hahahahaha that was good.
They kick him out of the booth......that was gold Jerry.
14-13....Bears
Okay no more bold......
9:53- At least Belushi knew the game. That's gotta be worth something.
Tough call here........Grossman fumbles. Tuck Rule. Joe thinks it's a fumble, so it will be incomplete.
10:59- You are not American if you don't want to see Rocky Balboa....i'm sorry. (Now whether that's at the movies or on dvd....that's your choice.)
Of course it's incomplete.....Joe 0-3 tonight.
"A source inside the Bears locker room told me that there were a few who thought that Brian Griese should be QB"- Michele Tafoya.
Yeah right Michele.....your source is Suzy Kolber prank calling you from home while she's taking care of her "family issue". (Out of marriage pregnancy)
Bears lineup to go for it on 4th and 1 in their own territory and they false start....
"Just run it. Just line up and run it. You play this game, but you've been blowing them off the ball. St. Louis gives up 150 a game.....just run it."- JT
Holy shit.....JT and I agree for once. They should have gone for it.
10:09- Suspect call as Bruuuuuce catches a pass and is clearly NOT down as he slides out of bounds.
"He may be the most accurate thrower in the NFL today"- JT on Bulger........Come on!!!! You just talk nonsense Joe.
Wilkins attempts a 54 yarder.......and no good. BJ is happy.....I'm happy......you're happy. Join me for half numero dos won't you?
"An hour ago the entire Bears sideline was pulling for Rex Grossman to succeed... Now there are sources in the Bears locker room who wanted Griese to start... Sideline reporters are so informative, even if the information is completely contradictory."- Brian
A truerererer statement has not been said......
14-13 Bears at half. Take a break everyone.
Wait....Suzy Kolber is there. Sorry missed that one.2nd half......AND WE'RE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"First down for the Rams, and first downs always play huge in the Rams offense."- MT
Really Mike???? Do you think!?!?!?!?!?!?!
10:35- Wow.....the Bears fans can travel. Moose on a first and the whole place goes up.
Mooooooooooooooooose! Again. Just throw to him everytime Rexy.
WOW! Don't listen to me Lovie.........Thomas Jones just destroys the Rams D, and racks up 54 yards on two plays.
21-13 Bears.....and on a more important note I'm one point away from advancing in the playoffs......I just fully jinxed BJ and I (the Bear). Sorry, couldn't resist.
My favorite part about the ESPN broadcast is the music......in the last intro out of commercial they even comment on Nelly and Blues in the city, but on the outro to commercial they use RHCP "Give it Away" for the 15th time tonight. You know what happened....that was probably the only song they paid the rights for thinking Grossman would throw 7 picks this game. Come on ESPN.
So Freddie Adu got traded to Real Salt Lake City. I'm not going to pretend to know anything about soccer, but that seems like the smartest move in the history of sports. That kid is already playing in England....we just don't know it.
10:48- Hester signals ridiculously late and scares the crap out of me. ALI RAP is B.S. No Mas.....I hated that doc and the commercials.
Wow....Berrian was all over Ty Hill on that play, and no call. I think I might have to thank BJ for whatever he did if this Gould thing works out for us. And no....not by a BJ you sick individual.
10:55- Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooose!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good lord that was a sick catch....and on top of that.....throw.
"So Brian Griese is probably not getting in tonight as a starter."- TK
I know it's late Tony, and I know what you meant, but seriously....the game's already started. How would he get in as the starter?
28-13 Bears.....and with that point I win in the first round of Fantasy. BJ is hanging on by the skin of his teeth, so your prayers need to be with him now.
Tony makes some coal to diamond comparison of Rexy and my head started hurting. Something about sprinkling coal on the field????
11:00-Wait Marshall Faulk wants to come back????? Are you serious? Just give it up my man.
"It's my personal opinion that Marshall Faulk will not be a Ram next year"- JT
Way to go out on a ledge Joe.
Damn......McKie just blasted Ty Hill.......and the jacked up comments come in.
"Wow that's going to be on a poster somewhere."- TK
Yeah Tony.....I'm running to the store to buy my Jason McKie poster you ass.End of the 3rd......28-13 Bears.
"Good place to take a shot."- JT, Thanks Joe.....I'll do that.
Ty Hill just getting abused tonight.....I think that was iffy, but what the hell........let's get some more GOULET!
TD BEARS.....Adrian Peterson????? Okay Lovie....whatever, all I care about is the........
GOULET!.......35-13 Bears
Oh and the photo???? Well I was trying for a Sexy Rexy photo and this is all I could get. But Liv.....baby.....anywhere you go.....I'll follow you down.
"AA - since you mentioned the Chili Peppers, they've played that song at least five more times. ESPN is trying to piss you off."- B-Rad
You have no idea Brian....you have no idea. I hate the Chilli Peps more than any other band. So f'ing overrate it makes Mike Vick sick (p.s.- that rhymed. I invented rap....just ask ALI)
11:22- Marc Bulger gets his head taken off and the Bears are just tee-ing off now.
"The Giants are a very good football team"- JT, I'm sorry, but no....they're not.
Head hunting is in full force now as Bulger overthrows Bruce and the Safety just aims for Bruce's dome instead of taking the easy pick.
"Torry Holt wasn't looking.....Marc Bulger was"- JT
What????? How did he just catch that TD then? Ugh.
35-20.......still rockin'......who's with me?
OH GOD! Devin Hester sets the NFL record with his 6th Return of the Year. Just insane........steal and a frickin' half. Who cares if he can't play a lick of DB!
42-20. Da Bears.
"Who has more of an impact of on a team as a rookie than Devin Hester this year"- TK
"You have Colston and Hester"- JT
Okay you idiots.....I've had it with you. Seriously, you assholes portray yourselves as experts and analysts, but how do you even dare to skip the only two people that have a chance to win ROY
Okay I'll give you a hint.....one of them had a 93 yard Kickoff return yesterday. No????
Okay...one had 86 yards rushing and a rushing TD......that WON THE GAME IN OVERTIME!!!!!!!!!
Okay shit......one had 166 yards rushing yesterday. NO?!?!?!?! You seriously don't know?
Fuck, okay.....he had 3 touchdowns yesterday......
YOU STILL DON'T KNOW????????
You are all worthless. How do you "watch" the NFL and not mention Maurice Jones-Drew and Vince Young.....the two clear front-runners. Just fucking worthless.
11:43-Sorry for the rant.......42-27 Bears. I hope Joe and Tony get to see the first Torry Holt TD where Devin Hester got burnt when he votes for the ROY
Onside attempt........Mushin gets it, and on cue the St. Louis Bears' Fans tell you who got the ball.
Goddamn....they even show MJDrew highlights and they say nothing.
I sense one more Robbie Goulet attempt.....and the Edward Jones Dome Crew plays some Britney Spears "Toxic"......ROCK!
BJ.....you're up one right? Let's finish this abomination of a fantasy week out with this photo....
Fuck.....sorry dude. I may have jinxed it there.
"Rise from the ashes and grab the lord."- Matthew McConaughey
12:01- Tillman....no not that Tillman picks the ball off from Bulger and that about sums it up for the Rams.
So let the Grossman loving begin again.....until he fucks up in the playoffs.
Good night all! Thanks for showing up.
Cheers.
The Greatness is tag is the best thing to happen to this blog.....period. Tbat and random cheerleader asses.