I can't believe Ernie Johnson went through the lengths to set this up, but it's downright hilarious. Watch as the Chuckster reads everything on the teleprompter...

I missed this when it happened about a week ago but Ron Burgundy sat down with Michigan State Coach Tom Izzo. Hilarity ensued....

Ah live TV.....Isn't it great?

Big Money! Big Money!!! No wammies!!! And............Stop!

As soon as the Padres' season ends, XX Sports Radio will unveil a new midday lineup that will feature a syndicated show hosted by Dan Patrick. The exact time isn't set, but Patrick's show – expected to be live from 9 a.m. to noon beginning Oct. 1 – will be tape-delayed here.

Program director Joe Tutino said he's still working out what the schedule will look like, but he did say, “Nobody's being demoted, released or shoved aside.”

(posted by OMDQ)

Courtesy of The 26th Man comes a great interactive feature that gives us all some insight into just how lucrative this whole blogging thing can be. You know, in a perfect world.

Just for fun, I ran the addresses of the six Channel Four News Team members to see what we're worth as a group. The results are after the jump.

Awful Announcing

Are you ready for the start of the NCAA Tournament? Yeah I know, no one really considers this the start of the NCAA Tournament, but if you want to get technical, this is the start. My name is Marco from Just Call Me Juice (aka Brian Fantana of the Channel 4 News Team) and I'll be your guide for tonight's play-in game between Niagara and Florida A&M. Just to let you know up front, if some stuff doesn't make sense, it's because I'm rocking a 101 fever as we speak. I love how I got through the entire winter without getting sick, only to go down the week of the NCAA Tournament and just as the weather gets nice in PA. But I'm professional and I don't stand for any amateur bullcrap (If you own the best of Will Ferrell Volume 1, you'll get that joke) so I promise that this will be an interesting live-blog. Niagara is the heavy favorite (-9 as of this afternoon) if your a betting man, but FAMU already has play-in game experience, beating Lehigh in the 2004 play-in game. Game start at 7:30 on ESPN, below are the team previews, stolen directly from Deadspin.....

FLORIDA A&M RATTLERS

1. Currently holds the record for most racially offensive prior names. Originally established as the State Normal College for Colored Students; apparently, that was deemed to not effectively differentiate it from the rest of the state-run universities. So, the name was changed to Florida Agricultural and Mechanical College for Negroes. Somehow, white guilt infiltrated the state legislature, and the school is now known as just Florida Agricultural and Mechanical University.

2. The best year. Greatest basketball legend is the 1952 team known as the "FAMU Famed Final Four." No, it's not a reference to THAT final four. The team won the Southern Intercollegiate Athletic Conference tourney despite playing the final five minutes and two overtimes with only four players after the rest of the team fouled out. The losing team, Alabama State, contemplated dropping basketball after the loss.

3. NBA Factory. FAMU has been a pipeline to the NBA over the years. Or, at least it has been for Jerome James, Clemon Johnson, Samuel Watts and Bob Williams, if you have ever heard of them. The greatest contribution the Rattlers have made to professional sports is that deliciously sexy milk chocolate drop Pam Oliver of Fox Sports. -- Nation Of Islam Sports Blog

NIAGARA PURPLE EAGLES

1. We wear purple to stay neutral. MAAC Tournament MVP and freshman Tyrone Lewis was barred from his valedictorian speech at his High School in Levittown, Penn., because of a threat by the ever-popular Bloods. When his sister testified against the gang they shot at Tyrone's car, killing one of his friends after a school dance, and they threatened to get him during his graduation speech. His speech was given over closed-circuit feed from an undisclosed location. When the team traveled to Rider this year for an away game, Tyrone received a police escort from the arena to the team bus based on the high concentration of bloods in the area.

2. Not The First Time. We've been to the NCAA's twice before this, once with Calvin Murphy's team in 1970 and once with All-American Juan Mendez in 2005. In 2005 the school flipped out and NU was a huge story in the media based on its 35-year drought. Going to the NCAAs twice in three years (with an NIT bid the year before that) has been splendid. One more thing: There's no way we're a 16 seed. Jay Bilas said so!

3. Not Guilty, and We're Filthy. Back in August there was a scuffle between some basketball players and some baseball players, which lead to a concussion and some basketball suspensions. Team MVP Charron Fisher was suspended for eight games but the charges were ultimately dropped. During those games we went 2-6; since then we've gone 20-5, including a current 11-game win streak. In that time Fisher averaged 21 points per game and eight rebounds. Opposing fans enjoy singing the "Cops" theme song to our players, because they are completely misinformed. The players eat it up and use it as inspiration to play hard and quiet opposing fans.