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Either Joel Zumaya Is Magical, Or The Detroit News Features Poor Sentence Structure

Saturday, November 03, 2007

Posted by OMDQ

The Big Lead posted an item this morning about Detroit News columnist Chris McCoskey, who delivered an anti-blog rant on the newspaper's web site earlier today.

I don't have a fancy journalism degree to my credit, but as someone with a reasonably good grasp on the English language, I feel qualified to offer Chris some advice: if you're going to say this - "Journalism employs trained professionals. We actually have to go to school for this stuff. We take our jobs seriously." - try to get with the web design people and make sure this doesn't happen on the very same page:*


I don't care how silly some bloggers are getting over Zumaya's most recent injury - none have gone so far as to suggest that he messed up his shoulder while floating on the Internet. That's just craziness, Detroit News. Craziness.

That said - Joel Zumaya: if you do indeed know how to "float on the Internet" - whatever that may entail - you are obligated to impart your wisdom on the world.

*Yeah, this sentence featured a pretty blatant misuse of colons** and dashes. I did it to piss off Chris McCoskey.

**Typing "a pretty blatant misuse of colons" made me giggle.