Brett Myers Does Not Have An Anger Problem
Monday, August 27, 2007
You've undoubtedly already seen this item, but I had to make a space for it here on these pages. Brett Myers went ballistic on a Philly reporter after giving up two homers with the game tied on Saturday against the Padres. Bugs and Cranks transcribe the tirade in an easy to read, curse laden format...
Sam Carchidi: “You thought they both were pop ups?”Pwned! You are an f'ing retard to even think that Brett Myers has an anger problem?!?! You don't know s**t about the game of baseball!!! Are you pointing at me through that computer screen motherf***er?!!?!?!
Brett Myers: “Yeah, didn’t you? You think they crushed ‘em?”
SC: “The first one I thought was out, the second one no.”
BM: “Yeah, cause you’re a retard, you don’t know s**t about f***in’ baseball. You’re filling in for somebody.”
SC: “How do you spell ‘retard’?”
BM: “You know how to spell it, it’s in your f***in’ vocabulary, I’m sure you know.”
SC: “You are classy, I’ll tell ya.”
BM: “Go on. [Get] outta here, you f***in’ idiot.”
SC: [pointing at Brett Myers] “You’re the f***in’ idiot.”
BM: “Hey! You pointin’ at me motherf***er?! I’ll tell you what, dude, I’ll knock you mutherf***ing out! F**K YOU!!! You’re tough when f***in’ people are standing in front of you, aren’t you, you piece of s**t! Come on! You f***ing idiot. Yeah, you’re tough when f***in’ people are standing in front of you, you stupid ass.”
SC: “I’m a retard?”
BM: “Yeah, that’s right, YOU ARE, you’re a f***ing idiot. You ask stupid ass f***ing questions!”
Here's the edited audio, but B&C still has the curse filled tirade if you're looking for a rise.
Brett Myers blows (the game); screams obscenities at reporter (Bugs and Cranks)
10 Comments:
I don't think Brett knows how to. I'm not sure that spelling is in his repertoire. Wouldn't want him to strain himself. He should probably stick to punching his wife in the face. Keep it simple.
We should probably worry that he beats his wife...oh wait.
As a Philly fan, I hate to admit that there's a small part of me that enjoys watching Brett Myers fail. Dude has all the ability in the world, but he's a wreck mentally.
Regarding that argument, both guys were acting like dicks.
At least now I know how to spell it: M-Y-E-R-S
"Prick."
- Corky from "Life Goes On"
Since this is "Awful Announcing". Brett Myers being a dick aside, he is correct that the reporter in question is a "stupid ass" who "doesn't know shit about baseball".
Brett Myers also got screwed by his manager this season.
And Brett Myers' wife got screwed over by Brett Myers.
Why are some of the "fucks" edited and others are not?
Because I'm an f'ing retard. I started to edit them out and never finished. I'm not really into having cursing on the main page of the site. Feel free to curse all you want to in the comments though.
What a moron. Worst part is, he could've diffused the whole situation by just spelling retard.