Bush laughs at Shaun Alexander and Matt Hasselbeck, as he is the only one with a full head of hair.

"hehe...they put on my jersey "Bush".

"Yes, we want the Iraq War and we're going to win!"

Former USC teammates of a drunken Reggie Bush were able to convince him that he was just traded to the Seahawks.

It almost didn't work when Bush asked if that white guy in the middle was the President, but they squashed that by telling him that he was Seattle's kicker Josh Brown.

"I tried to order a DOUCHEBAG jersey for him, but the NFL Online store blocked that name."

— Matt Hasselbeck

"The President is presented a Bush jersey because 'Hairy Snatch' was too big to fit."

Coach Holmgren couldn't be here because he is still overcome with deep grief over Super Bowl XL.

I'd like to thank president Bush for signing the Freedom of Marriage Act, Trent and I won't have to fly to Hawaii now.

Alexander: "I bet Kanye would give me backstage passes if I deadleg this punk."

Bush: "Hee-hee. Tall man's head is shiny. Hee-hee."

Hasselbeck: "Hell, we figured if Matt Millen can be with an NFL team..."

No, Mr. President, I'm not married to that chick on The View.

Actually bucktown, Hasselbeck is a Republican.

"Heh, heh....heh, heh...my jersey says Bush. Can I get one of these for Dick?"

“With your history in elections, the refs would have stolen the Super Bowl for us if you were on our team!”

"You know, football is a dangerous profession? Have you considered a career change? Do you like warm weather and sand between your toes?"

"Shaun, don't ask him if he is going to commute Michael Vick's sentence."

Bush: "Heh...we're gonna take the ball, and we're gonna score a victory against Al-Qaeda in Iraq!"
Matt: "Uh, Mr. President..."

"I guess since 2000 you have a soft spot for anyone who finished second"

Just what the Seahawks needed, another over-hyped player who craps the bed in clutch situations.

And in other news, just moments after this photo of the President stealing Reggie Bush's jersey, Terry Tate "gave out the pain," as he later explained.

Bush: "You guys can leave the 'Rove - 69' jersey with me, Karl will get it."

The fourth best NFC team at the White House??? Was Joe Buck not available?

In an effort to become a better QB this season, Matt Hasselbeck has been taking horse steroids through an IV, turning him into an 8-foot tall gargantuan with a size 10.5 head.

Bush: "You are Mike Hasselback / Them other boys don't know how to act...take it to the chorus!"

Matt: "Uh...it's Matt Hasselbeck, Mr. President. And stop that."

Hasselbeck:"Me and Shaun will forget about the War in Iraq, if you forget that the Steelers won Super Bowl XL."

Thinking he was meeting Tony Gwynn and Cal Ripken, Bush mistakenly congratulated Hasselbeck and Alexander for their recent induction in the Baseball Hall of Fame.

I have one for Senator Craig too, I'll wait until after this press conference to give it to him.

Dubya: "Bush? Ha ha! Thats my dad!"

"He's giving me a jersey. Hilarious!"

Bush: "Who the hell are you? I thought Peyton Manning won the Super Bowl?"

Bush: "I wonder if they spelled my name good." (never graduated high school, if he did then dear God how low has our education system fallen?)

[Addon]
Bush to Shaun: "Does this say the right name? .. wait why am i asking you? You can't read."

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