You Create The Caption #68

Monday, August 27, 2007

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Last Thursday's Winner.....

These were the most hilarious ones yet, so I'm going with a Top Ten. It probably deserves a Top 20, but there's never enough time! Thanks to everyone who added one to the comments.

10. Jermaine Dye has decided if he can't see you, you can't see how bad the White Sox are. So there.- Nathan


8. I ain't found s**t!- Majorly English

7. If his head keeps descending through his clothes and gets to his pants, we may as well call him Barf, because he'll be his own best friend.- Brave Sir Robin

6. Prepare Jermaine Dye for Ludicrous Speed!- doneycat

5. Barry Bonds struggles mightily to fit his giant head through his Jermaine Dye Halloween costume.- Dave in the basement

4. Jermaine of Arabia- Anon

3. Dye: What is this?
Ozzie: This is now. What you are seeing now happens now.
Dye: What happened to then?
Ozzie: We missed it.
Dye: When?
Ozzie: Just now.
Dye: When will then be now?
Ozzie: SOON!
- Radioman

2. Well, I guess this beats where Dye's head has been most of the season.- Anon

1. Though he found a quarter, some earrings, and Josh Fields, Jermaine Dye's search for weapons of mass destruction ultimately proved fruitless.- Anon

Are you funny enough to make a caption for this photo of a mascot and an umpire kicking it old school during the LLWS this past weekend? (Photo via

Daily Links:

I Like Fighting Sports As Much As The Next Person, But This Is Hard To Watch (Blog of Hilarity)
An Interview With Anna Benson (Bugs and Cranks)
A Memo To Bridget and Gisele (Talking NFL)
Andy Reid Needs To Be Suspended Post Haste (Nation of Islam Sports Blog)
Vegetarians Are Football Fans Too (Ladies...)
Ronaldo vs. An Evil Piece of Broccoli (More Credible)
The Best Little League Game Ever Pitched (The OC Register)
An Update On Our Criminal Friends From Iowa (Mac Gs World)
Who Was Better During Their Prime, Pedro or Maddux? (I'm Writing Sports)

Sorry for missing this past Friday's YCTC everyone. If you sent me a link that I didn't get to post, it was only because the story was from last week. Keep the links coming folks....I appreciate every single one of them. It helps me keep up with everything else while I'm reading the 89th MNF review of the day.

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 1:02 PM


I hope no ladies think that this is gay.

chiguy23 said...
Aug 27, 2007, 1:44:00 PM  

The LLWS is putting on "Naked Gun - The Musical". No one will be seated during the "Nice Beaver/Hey, it's Enrico Pallazzo!" medley.

doneycat said...
Aug 27, 2007, 2:10:00 PM  

Joe Pepitone and his brother Guido make an appearance in the Brady Quinn Production of Disco Fever.

hollywood wags said...
Aug 27, 2007, 2:19:00 PM  

After that gig, both of them were arrested for possession of child pornography.

Mookie said...
Aug 27, 2007, 2:52:00 PM  

Bob the Beaver and Enrico Pallazo show what every dog wants to do to Mike Vicks plea agreement.

Anonymous said...
Aug 27, 2007, 2:53:00 PM  

Critics questioned whether "Furry Night" at the ballpark was something that the Little Leaguers should have been exposed to.

MDT said...
Aug 27, 2007, 3:15:00 PM  

See kids...THIS is how you get out the window before she wakes up!

Aug 27, 2007, 3:24:00 PM  

I remember the Cowboy, but when did the Village People hire an umpire?

Anonymous said...
Aug 27, 2007, 3:33:00 PM  

Sweep the leg!

Jon said...
Aug 27, 2007, 4:20:00 PM  

"You put your right leg in, you put your right leg out, you put your right leg in and you shake it all about. You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around, that what it's all about!"

Anonymous said...
Aug 27, 2007, 4:47:00 PM  

What does The Next Karate Kid have to do with "awful announcing?" I don't get it.

Aug 27, 2007, 5:09:00 PM  

"The umpire got carried away when told that he was supposed to do Beavers."

Dummy said...
Aug 27, 2007, 5:24:00 PM  

Johnny Cage, cleverly disguised as a Little League Umpire, prepared his strike on the unaware gopher mascot...

More Credible said...
Aug 27, 2007, 6:21:00 PM  

So that's what Pillowpants looks like... for reference

Brave Sir Robin said...
Aug 27, 2007, 6:22:00 PM  

Dancing on the diamond: a new caveat to Megan's Law.

GMoney said...
Aug 27, 2007, 7:19:00 PM  

Dock Ellis' LSD flashbacks.

Anonymous said...
Aug 27, 2007, 8:01:00 PM  

For thos unaware, Paul Reubens is under the suit of the mascot "DugOut".

GusJohnsonForGod said...
Aug 27, 2007, 8:31:00 PM  

Let me show you how we do the Number 2

BitterGeekBoy said...
Aug 27, 2007, 9:43:00 PM  

The unanticipated side effects of steroid abuse always seemed to hit Jason Giambi at the wrong time; this was the most awkward Tae-bo class he had ever been to.

Anonymous said...
Aug 28, 2007, 8:54:00 AM  

What...did the umpire lose a bet?

John said...
Aug 28, 2007, 10:07:00 AM  

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