Jerry O'Connell gets a pass for being in Stand By Me, right? That was a good flick.

But the Sabrina cat guy? Wow, he's like a less funny version of Jay Mohr. Think aobut that.

Kyle,

I have to think that something you did twenty years ago and when you were fat doesn't count for much in terms of the "getting a pass" department, does it?

That's seriously a Murderer's Row of Celebrity, by which I mean the people ESPN could contractually force to participate in this mess, and Jerry O'Connell, who spends most of his days sitting by the phone, staying positive and thinking "ring."

And isn't it a bit odd that John Clayton didn't sign up for this? He's like the ultimate football nerd.

Bakay gets a pass because he was on Sports Monster a thousand years ago back when Comedy Central was still the Comedy Channel. Seriously great stuff.

Point taken majorly english.

Mortensen's gonna take Vick in the first round, because his sources say that the he won't take a guilty plea.

I hope Mike Tirico shows up to remind us that Cato June went to Michigan.

Bakay and O'Connell - Push

Into a gorge.

they couldn't make Simmons do this?

Rok Hardchest as Matt Millen as Lyle Alzado as Tim Ryan as Mark Schelehrerleth.

AA, I'm still waiting, who are the celebrities?

I expect this to be crap, and I won't be watching. But part of me wants to check out which ESPN shill will be forced by management to pick Brady Quinn in the second round.

"Get my agent on the phone. NOW, dammit!!"


- Nick Lachey

"I am Michael Smith's biggest fan."

- Samuel L. Jackson

Look at how much more bald Salisbury is now compared with that picture. Time to shave it, Barry Style.