You Create The Caption #69

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winner.....


"I remember the Cowboy, but when did the Village People hire an umpire?"- Anon

"The LLWS is putting on "Naked Gun - The Musical". No one will be seated during the "Nice Beaver/Hey, it's Enrico Pallazzo!" medley."- doneycat

"Critics questioned whether "Furry Night" at the ballpark was something that the Little Leaguers should have been exposed to."- MDT

"Sweep the leg!"- Jon
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Are you funny enough to make a caption for this photo of President Bush receiving a Seahawks' jersey from Matt Hasselbeck yesterday?


Daily Links:


Fantasy Owners, Do Not Pick Jon Kitna (The Sports Hernia)
The Marlins Dynasty That Never Was (I'm Writing Sports)
A Good Baseball Tonight Piece (The Serious Tip)
Jaws vs. Theismann, Who Wins? (Epic Carnival)
Ex-NFLer Has A Real Life Waiting To Exhale Moment (Sports by Brooks)
Dream Team Version 2.0 (Flyers Fieldhouse)
Hilarious Take On The LLWS (Introducing Liston)
A Detailed Explanation of Blogger's Block (My Brain Says Rage)
Tiger Imitates Chuck Barkley (Sons of Sam Malone)
Lou Holtz Needs To Hang It Up (Rumors and Rants)
The Best All-Female Soccer Team, No Mia Hamm Is Not Included (The Beautiful Game)
Our Favorite Red Sox Girl Is Back (Red Sox Monster)
Collections Of Message Board Quotes Are Always Funny (Doberman on the Diamond)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:52 PM

30 Comments:

Bush laughs at Shaun Alexander and Matt Hasselbeck, as he is the only one with a full head of hair.

Mookie said...
Aug 28, 2007, 1:43:00 PM  

"hehe...they put on my jersey "Bush".

The Zoner said...
Aug 28, 2007, 1:44:00 PM  

"Yes, we want the Iraq War and we're going to win!"

Sheep's Line said...
Aug 28, 2007, 2:04:00 PM  

Former USC teammates of a drunken Reggie Bush were able to convince him that he was just traded to the Seahawks.

It almost didn't work when Bush asked if that white guy in the middle was the President, but they squashed that by telling him that he was Seattle's kicker Josh Brown.

Jon said...
Aug 28, 2007, 2:04:00 PM  

"I tried to order a DOUCHEBAG jersey for him, but the NFL Online store blocked that name."

— Matt Hasselbeck

Aug 28, 2007, 2:11:00 PM  

"The President is presented a Bush jersey because 'Hairy Snatch' was too big to fit."

Dummy said...
Aug 28, 2007, 2:13:00 PM  

Coach Holmgren couldn't be here because he is still overcome with deep grief over Super Bowl XL.

I'd like to thank president Bush for signing the Freedom of Marriage Act, Trent and I won't have to fly to Hawaii now.

hollywood wags said...
Aug 28, 2007, 2:33:00 PM  

Alexander: "I bet Kanye would give me backstage passes if I deadleg this punk."

Bush: "Hee-hee. Tall man's head is shiny. Hee-hee."

Hasselbeck: "Hell, we figured if Matt Millen can be with an NFL team..."

Sheep's Line said...
Aug 28, 2007, 2:40:00 PM  

No, Mr. President, I'm not married to that chick on The View.

mcoale said...
Aug 28, 2007, 2:43:00 PM  

Actually bucktown, Hasselbeck is a Republican.

Mookie said...
Aug 28, 2007, 2:52:00 PM  

"Heh, heh....heh, heh...my jersey says Bush. Can I get one of these for Dick?"

Anonymous said...
Aug 28, 2007, 2:53:00 PM  

“With your history in elections, the refs would have stolen the Super Bowl for us if you were on our team!”

CR said...
Aug 28, 2007, 2:54:00 PM  

"You know, football is a dangerous profession? Have you considered a career change? Do you like warm weather and sand between your toes?"

Anonymous said...
Aug 28, 2007, 2:56:00 PM  

"Shaun, don't ask him if he is going to commute Michael Vick's sentence."

Anonymous said...
Aug 28, 2007, 3:09:00 PM  

Bush: "Heh...we're gonna take the ball, and we're gonna score a victory against Al-Qaeda in Iraq!"
Matt: "Uh, Mr. President..."

Signal to Noise said...
Aug 28, 2007, 3:13:00 PM  

"I guess since 2000 you have a soft spot for anyone who finished second"

JK said...
Aug 28, 2007, 3:25:00 PM  

Just what the Seahawks needed, another over-hyped player who craps the bed in clutch situations.

Anonymous said...
Aug 28, 2007, 3:29:00 PM  

And in other news, just moments after this photo of the President stealing Reggie Bush's jersey, Terry Tate "gave out the pain," as he later explained.

N. said...
Aug 28, 2007, 3:37:00 PM  

Bush: "You guys can leave the 'Rove - 69' jersey with me, Karl will get it."

doneycat said...
Aug 28, 2007, 4:03:00 PM  

The fourth best NFC team at the White House??? Was Joe Buck not available?

GMoney said...
Aug 28, 2007, 4:07:00 PM  

In an effort to become a better QB this season, Matt Hasselbeck has been taking horse steroids through an IV, turning him into an 8-foot tall gargantuan with a size 10.5 head.

Radioman said...
Aug 28, 2007, 5:55:00 PM  

Bush: "You are Mike Hasselback / Them other boys don't know how to act...take it to the chorus!"

Matt: "Uh...it's Matt Hasselbeck, Mr. President. And stop that."

Anonymous said...
Aug 28, 2007, 5:57:00 PM  

Hasselbeck:"Me and Shaun will forget about the War in Iraq, if you forget that the Steelers won Super Bowl XL."

chiguy23 said...
Aug 28, 2007, 6:16:00 PM  

Thinking he was meeting Tony Gwynn and Cal Ripken, Bush mistakenly congratulated Hasselbeck and Alexander for their recent induction in the Baseball Hall of Fame.

Anonymous said...
Aug 28, 2007, 7:04:00 PM  

I have one for Senator Craig too, I'll wait until after this press conference to give it to him.

hollywood wags said...
Aug 28, 2007, 9:44:00 PM  

Dubya: "Bush? Ha ha! Thats my dad!"

mattymatty said...
Aug 29, 2007, 12:29:00 AM  

"He's giving me a jersey. Hilarious!"

mattymatty said...
Aug 29, 2007, 12:35:00 AM  

Bush: "Who the hell are you? I thought Peyton Manning won the Super Bowl?"

Mike said...
Aug 29, 2007, 12:53:00 AM  

Bush: "I wonder if they spelled my name good." (never graduated high school, if he did then dear God how low has our education system fallen?)

[Addon]
Bush to Shaun: "Does this say the right name? .. wait why am i asking you? You can't read."

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