You Create The Caption #70

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winner.....

There were a lot of good ones, and some included great quotes from Shaun Alexander. Unfortunately that wasn't Shaun in the photo. He was some representative from the state of Washington.

"Yes, we want the Iraq War and we're going to win!"- Sheep's Line

""I tried to order a DOUCHEBAG jersey for him, but the NFL Online store blocked that name.""- Bucktown Skins Fan

"No, Mr. President, I'm not married to that chick on The View."- mcoale

"Just what the Seahawks needed, another over-hyped player who craps the bed in clutch situations."- Anon

Are you funny enough to make a caption for this photo of Lebron giving a beatdown to some kid just like USA gave to Puerto Rico?

Daily Links:

More Info On The Madness That Is The Air Guitar Championships (Gelf Magazine)
Rafer Alston Is Special (Epic Carnival)
Kige Will Always Be A HOFer To Me (Simon On Sports)
Who Can Catch Joe DiMaggio? (Vegas Watch)
These ESPN Polls Are Getting Ridiculous (Majorly English)
If You're Into EA's NHL Game You Need To Check Out These Ratings (Pop Jocks)
A List Of Other Baby Brady Names (The Wade Blogs)
Why Aren't More People Up In Arms About This Andy Rooney Quote? (Baseball Think Factory)
Porn Name All-Stars!!! (Extrapolater)

Also, I wanted to point out that Erin Andrews has officially passed Bill Simmons as the all time most searched individual on this site. She was searched 645 times last week alone, which helped her gain the top spot. Everyone congratulate Erin with a golf clap from your computer. Thank You.


One cheek sneak...ahhhhh...

Here kid, catch.

hollywood wags said...
Aug 29, 2007, 1:23:00 PM  

I didn't know LeBron had glaucoma.

Mookie said...
Aug 29, 2007, 1:28:00 PM  

Lebron: Listen Kobe you gotta get 'em with the dance moves like this. When you dance like I do, you don't need chloroform. Plus, not being married means never having to say you're sorry, never having to buy her giant ring, and never having to turn down a blow job.

Brave Sir Robin said...
Aug 29, 2007, 1:41:00 PM  

"So you hit that girl with the LEFT first? Banging you must be like getting mugged"

JK said...
Aug 29, 2007, 1:53:00 PM  

"You are NOT all witnesses. In fact, if anything, you saw Timmy here attack me first."

Anonymous said...
Aug 29, 2007, 2:01:00 PM  

LeBron: His mom is gonna sue the crap out of me
Kobe: Just buy her diamonds, always works for me

Sam said...
Aug 29, 2007, 2:05:00 PM  

"Even white guys like you can lean wit' it rock wit' it, Kobe!"

McBain said...
Aug 29, 2007, 2:17:00 PM  

This what I thinka' Bruce Bowen...brrrrrttttt!

The Zoner said...
Aug 29, 2007, 2:47:00 PM  

LBJ: "Yeah, who's a Bruce Bowen fan, now, Opie?"

Kobe: "Jesus, who invited Reddick?"

The Fuck Lion said...
Aug 29, 2007, 2:55:00 PM  

See, Kobe, I like to throw the left when bringing the donkey punch.

Bevo said...
Aug 29, 2007, 3:13:00 PM  

Lebron: "Listen here kneebiter, what did the 5 fingers say to the face?!?"

Sheena Beaston said...
Aug 29, 2007, 3:33:00 PM  

Kobe: Whoa, LeBron, calm down. He's probably going to be your starting PG next year.

GMoney said...
Aug 29, 2007, 3:55:00 PM  

"Take that, kid!! And when the police come, you tell them Greg Oden said 'you'll never catch me alive!'"

extrapolater said...
Aug 29, 2007, 7:30:00 PM  

meet me in the bar its going down!
meet me in the club its going down!
no matter what you say its going down!
meet me in denver its going down!

N.J.G said...
Aug 29, 2007, 8:37:00 PM  

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