You Create The Caption #67

Thursday, August 23, 2007

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners.....

"Bring in the Gimp!"- Anon

"The white nerd breathes a sigh of relief that someone else is getting hazed for a change"- Microscopic Elvis

"SLamar Thomas could not be reached for comment, as he was rushing to an elevator with a billy club and a pair of scissors. U Baby, 4-Evah. U, Baby."- Sheep's Line

"Next stop: Rae Carruth's trunk!!!"- G-Money

"Damn, now I know how the dork in the movie Little Giants felt!"- Anon (I'm Gonna Score A Touchdown!)

Are you funny enough to make a caption for this photo of Jermaine Dye apparently combing the desert? There's gonna be an automatic winner if someone takes the movie quote route. (Thanks to Zoner Sports for the Photo)

Daily Links:

Being An Intern Sucks, Especially If You're Part Of A Vick Stunt (AZ Sports Hub)
I Never Knew What FFL Meant. Thanks To Gene Simmons We Know It Mean Freshly F'ed Look (VBS)
Mice Infest Broadcast Booth (Red Sox Monster)
Announcer Rankings Are Always Fun (Student Body Right)
Vick Hall Will Stay Named After The Felon (Sons of Sam Malone)
Jerome Bettis Can Write? (More Credible)
The Brady Congratulations Calls (Signal to Noise)
Surfing Dog Competition.....Seriously. (Blog of Hilarity)
Imagine If You Got Cut Over This Guy (The Big Picture)
Yep, Attending The Birth Of Your Child Is Stupid (Simon on Sports)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:57 PM



hollywood wags said...
Aug 23, 2007, 1:33:00 PM  

Jermaine Dye reprises the Casey Affleck role in "Gerry"; much like that film, no one is paying money to see the White Sox either.

doneycat said...
Aug 23, 2007, 1:37:00 PM  

Jermaine solicits baserunning advice from the f***k lion that lives in his drawers

Aug 23, 2007, 1:41:00 PM  

I got the wrong Schindler's list.

Mookie said...
Aug 23, 2007, 1:41:00 PM  

I ain't found shit!

Majorly English said...
Aug 23, 2007, 1:43:00 PM  

"Man, we ain't seen shit!"

Gangsta D said...
Aug 23, 2007, 1:44:00 PM  

Thanks More Credible....that's what I was looking for.

Aug 23, 2007, 1:50:00 PM  

How many assholes are on this ship?

Jon said...
Aug 23, 2007, 2:11:00 PM  

Jermaine Dye has decided if he can't see you, you can't see how bad the White Sox are. So there.

Nathan said...
Aug 23, 2007, 2:11:00 PM  

Why didn't somebody tell me my ass was so big?!?

Anonymous said...
Aug 23, 2007, 2:18:00 PM  

Welcome to the planet Dune not off with your head.

Anonymous said...
Aug 23, 2007, 2:25:00 PM  

How to sound not racist here...

It looks like his Jersey is taking a shit.

Aug 23, 2007, 2:32:00 PM  

ET, phone home.

Mookie said...
Aug 23, 2007, 2:34:00 PM  

Maybe I shouldn't have smoked up before reading my contract extension. I thought I was signing for a batch of brownies.

Simon said...
Aug 23, 2007, 2:52:00 PM  

"I figure the soybeans and alfala will have sprouted by the time I hit my next home run"

JK said...
Aug 23, 2007, 2:57:00 PM  

Not even the power of the Schwartz helped Jermaine Dye find Yogurt in the desert

only other combing the desert movie i could think of

Sam said...
Aug 23, 2007, 3:15:00 PM  

If his head keeps descending through his clothes and gets to his pants, we may as well call him Barf, because he'll be his own best friend

Brave Sir Robin said...
Aug 23, 2007, 3:34:00 PM  

Dye: Are We Being Too Literal?
Ozzie: No you fool, we're following orders...we've been told to comb the desert, so we're combing it!"

Aug 23, 2007, 3:38:00 PM  

This makes absolutely no sense but I don't care.

"I've built monorails in Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook and by gum, it put them on the map."

GMoney said...
Aug 23, 2007, 3:49:00 PM  

As Jermaine Dye strolled through the desert, trying to hide his face from the brutal mid-day sun, he couldn't help but chuckle - it was almost the perfect metaphor for hiding from the shame of a season resulting in a finish in the desert that is the cellar of the AL East.

Aug 23, 2007, 3:49:00 PM  

"Don't you think we're being too literal?"


MMP said...
Aug 23, 2007, 3:58:00 PM  

"Damn...Jim Morrison said this would work!"

Anonymous said...
Aug 23, 2007, 4:20:00 PM  

Prepare Jermaine Dye for Ludicrous Speed!

doneycat said...
Aug 23, 2007, 5:15:00 PM  

Jermaine of Arabia

Anonymous said...
Aug 23, 2007, 5:18:00 PM  

Dye: What is this?
Ozzie: This is now. What you are seeing now happens now.
Dye: What happened to then?
Ozzie: We missed it.
Dye: When?
Ozzie: Just now.
Dye: When will then be now?
Ozzie: SOON!

And AA, this is possibly my favorite movie of all time, so thanks for this one.

Radioman said...
Aug 23, 2007, 5:36:00 PM  

Yeah, seriously. Anything that brings up SpaceBalls is worthy of mighty praise.

And that scene in particular is outrageous.

The Sports Hernia said...
Aug 23, 2007, 6:28:00 PM  

uhh... no problem but thanks for what?

And my submission:

"Balls, Egypt is fucking hot. And why's this sand raked? And where's my damn oasis?"

More Credible said...
Aug 23, 2007, 9:06:00 PM  

Oh no. I think that something went wrong and now I own a blind camel. A blind camel!

nelson said...
Aug 24, 2007, 12:33:00 AM  

I never knew Detroit was so dry...

Max said...
Aug 24, 2007, 2:30:00 AM  

Barry Bonds struggles mightily to fit his giant head through his Jermaine Dye Halloween costume.

Dave in the basement said...
Aug 24, 2007, 9:17:00 AM  

These aren't the Dyes you're looking for.

(Spaceballs had to get its inspiration somewhere!)

Aug 24, 2007, 10:32:00 AM  

Hilarious.....all of you.

Aug 24, 2007, 11:50:00 AM  

Though he found a quarter, some earrings, and Josh Fields, Jermaine Dye's search for weapons of mass destruction ultimately proved fruitless.

Anonymous said...
Aug 24, 2007, 2:18:00 PM  

Well, I guess this beats where Dye's head has been most of the season.

Anonymous said...
Aug 24, 2007, 9:38:00 PM  

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